Hey! What's The Hardest Part Of Having A Boyfriend And A Wife?

Please, just one more year. Give me one more year

new year, new me! I'm going to get even sillier

Why does God give his toughest battles (cleaning up spilled lemonade) to his eepiest little soldiers (me)

I love you snakes. I love you moss. I love you mushrooms. I love you coyotes. I love you vultures. I love you scavengers. I love you decomposers. I love you vermin, beasts, and creatures. I love you sacred and damned.

This is suddenly feeling very relevant as well. But we stay silly

I think I'm going to have a little ✨menty b✨

Hey, there’s always next year, right?

My wife: My beautiful wife! My amazing, brilliant, beautiful, perfect wife! I'd die for her. God she's perfect.

Me: dumbass (affectionate)

Be patient.

There is a certain horror in outlasting.

I am the perpetual survivor; steadfast eternal. As the world crumbles into sand between my fingers, I live on.

But dear God. I wasn't supposed to outlive you.

Trapped in my own personal Hell – doomed to watch my loved ones killed before me. And there's nothing I can do.

I love living alone because I can laugh as loud as I want