Don't Romanticize

Definitely not the first person to do this but I loved the original so much I just had to take a crack at it. This is William's 30 year purgatory.

when it’s time for dinner…

Hey daddy, I wanna interact with strade at a bar...how do you think that'll go down? Treat me well♡

Oh my sweet little love,,, so good to see!! ♡ Of course I would treat you well, but theres no telling how he would treat you~

He would've come in rather late, looking for another poor soul to pick up for his own amusement. But little could he guess about the sweet little server passing out drinks as he scours the sitting area. You only really catch his eye after you brought him a drink he never ordered, but was nonetheless one of his favorites. Thats when he starts paying attention.

He starts off by complimenting your lovely eyes, how they remind him of a fox. May say his little fox even. Down to your fluffy reddish hair and the way you swivel around tables so smooth and deftly. You would bite back though, not one to let some random man comment on your body in anyway. And that riles him up even more.

You're striking, eye-catching, with the fire in your eyes and the bite in your words. How you seem to know your regulars intimately, addressing some by name and even asking about their personal lives. He's, at the very least, intrigued, maybe even a tad infatuated. Definitely planning on how to steal you away, he'd love to see your fight up close and personal, and 100% directed at him.

So he sticks around. Waits until the bar closes. Hangs out by the door, waiting patiently. Only to see.you leave with your fellow employees. A small group. Okay, so you're smarter than most people. He can admire that. All the sweeter then, when he does finally steal you away.

@creepy-bi-day @syonaravalen @cryptic-writings

Low Budget Agere Haul~💗💕🎀😋

I know some of you age regressors are young, and maybe don’t have a job, or maybe your short on cash (like me), but don’t fear! All of what you see here cost me $11.37 USD!! The stickers, coloring book, and hairties all came from dollar tree. The little plates and silverwear came target! The trays cost $0.99!! And the bowls 0.59!! The spoons and such (all of them) cost me $3.00.

So, if you’re short on cash, or maybe need to save up, you still have great options for little items! Have fun guys!

L👀K AT THIS BABY !! ISNT SHE CUTE ?! SHES FUDGY AF TOO !!!

45 CAL MUG CAKE

This one’s chocolate & cinnamon flavour y’all.

This is a recipe I adapted from another recipe bc it was shit soo, here goes:

Ingredients:

1 tablespoon flour (28cal)

1/2 teaspoon baking powder (0cal)

1 teaspoon cacao powder (approx. 15cal, I used that raw Mayan superfood stuff but I’m sure any unsweetened cocoa powder would work)

1 teaspoon cinnamon (0cal, this wasn’t in the OG recipe but cinnamon has a laxative effect on me so bonus points for gettin muh bowels moooovin)

2 tablespoons zero cal sweetener (0cal)

1 tablespoon water (0cal, this was milk in the original recipe but milk is a ~fear food~ of mine so idfw milk)

Method:

Mix all the dry ingredients together (flour, baking powder, cacao powder, cinnamon, & sweetenerrr) and get rid of the floor/baking powder lumps cos they taste gross if they’re left in. It makes sort of a brown powder lookin thing.

Add the water and mix well until it’s smooooooooth af bby.

Microwave for 50 seconds.

Let it cool (it’s really fuckin hot) and enjoy! This is the most important step bitches.

This shit’s b o m b when you’re craving cake cos it’s just about the same texture and has a similar taste. You can of course add some vanilla extract if you wanna be ~fancy~, but I didn’t have any and I’m too lazy to go to the store lmao.

Captured!MC: ren gets a pet name, what's mine?

Strade: Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

Quick question, do u think strade would repect the quarantine or do you think he's the asshole that still goes to the bar to kidnap ppl

Strade does absolutely NOT respect the quarantine. Not even CLOSE. This man is not afraid of death, disease, or government dominion. He doesn’t give a single fuck. Supposed to stay indoors? Watch this prick go outside and start gardening. Home depot closed? Watch this dickhole hang around outside. He fears no Covid-19, not after the shit he’s seen and done. He hangs around in a filthy fucking basement ripping people infected with God knows what apart for FUN. If he hasn’t caught it by now, he doesn’t give a shit.

In fact, this asshole is probably stocking up on toilet paper at the local supermart and then trying to sell it to unsuspecting victims on some shady internet market place to lure them back to some abandoned alleyway to make shit simple for himself. He might have been worried at first, since quarantines mean that people are staying in their homes and we all know he’s not a home invader, but with how many people have been openly defying the quarantine and panicking and what not, he’s probably out here having the time of his life. 

After all, things tend to get pretty hectic in a pandemic. You’ve been pretty busy working from home and keeping safe. How long has it been since you last talked to your friend? Days? Weeks? Only the Gods and Strade know.

He can, however, also be spotted outside “socially distancing” with the other neighborhood dadbods who ‘aren’t afraid’ when he’s not busy taking advantage of this state of affairs.

‘eat the frog' method

Hi all, it’s werelivingarts. I just stumbled across this method called ‘eat the frog’, which means you get the most difficult or important task out of your way first. I actually have been using this method for a long time, hope this post gives you a new way of managing your time and productivity! 😜 ❤️

“If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” – Mark Twain