Holy Shit I Thought I Was The Only One

Me: (earlier) *takes nap till 8* *can't sleep* *goes through pictures on laptop* (Now) Oh shit it's probably after 2 *checks time* 11:48 Lol not even midnight *continues goin through pictures*

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

I wonder if any kids have ever tried to play a Kramus prank on their parents for Christmas. Like be bad all year and then Christmas Eve wake up when their parents are sleeping and trash their rooms and have fake blood streaks going out the door and then they scream and make crashing noises and hide when their parents come to see whats wrong.

"i had the sweetest dream last night, bro"

"bro every second i spend with you is a sweet dream"

"bro"

Mom: *nags bout the house* Mom: *bitches bout ur room not bein clean* Mom: *nags bout the shity kids she has* You: magic 8 ball, will she ever stop nagging? Magic 8 ball: "Very Doubtful"

So I just randomly saw this at Walmart.

Has anyone noticed that for Christmas we don't get gifts? We get our years payment for bein good or not burnin the house down.

Reminder that Avatar The Last Airbender begins with a young girl calling out her brother on his sexism and The Legend of Korra ends with two women falling in love (x)

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

Bleach characters, Kira has turned into a puppy! Your reactions?

As requested by anon. :)

Rose: Kira! You’ve become an adorable, tiny…

Rose: …basset hound?

Rose: Floppy ears…sad eyes…a haunting little sad howl…

Rose: T-this is the saddest and most adorable thing I’ve ever seen!

Rose: WHERE ARE MY WRITING NOTEBOOKS??

Hisagi: Man! First Komamura turned out to be a secret wolf, and now Kira is a secret puppy??

Hisagi: My “secretly a canine”-dar SUCKS

Renji: Uh, dude? Kira just became a puppy. He hasn’t always been one.

Hisagi: Oh.

Hinamori: H-how did this happen? I know he’s a basset hound, but he just looks so sad!

Nemu: Hey wasn’t Kira recently treated in Squad 12?

Hinamori: …yes?

Nemu: That is all I have to say on the matter.

Abirama: Oooh! Oooooooh! Look who’s a harmless little puppy now!

Abirama: Like to see you cut off my head now, pupster!

Abirama: Yeah!

Findorr: You are taunting a tiny puppy? And you feel okay with that? 

Abirama: I AM MORE THAN OKAY WITH THAT

Gin: Izuru! I only wish you had turned into a puppy while I was your captain!

Gin: I may have got on better with me colleagues if I had a puppy to carry around.

Rukia: Even an adorable puppy couldn’t mitigate your creep-factor, Ichimaru.

Gin: Now that just seems mean.

Iba: Kira! Kira I must ask you something important!

Iba: As a human who has magically turned into an adorable puppy, are you willing to allow tickets to be sold so that people may gawk at you?

Iba: It would be a fundraiser for the MSRA, which desperately needs money!

Iba: Please yap once for yes and two for no! You are our only hope!

Ikkaku: Your captain is a wolf.

Iba: W-what? I would NEVER do something like that to the captain!!!!

Matsumoto: Poor Kira! Listen, if you want a friend who will still treat you like the old Kira, come over! We can hang!

Hitsugaya: DO NOT FEED THE PUPPY BOOZE

Matsumoto: I wasn’t going to, Captain! Geeze!

Matsumoto: I do, however, have this cool puppy sweater I bought in the world of the living…

Hitsugaya: You want puppy Kira to wear a sweater that has puppies on it?

Matsumoto: Yes. Yes I do.