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Idk why seeing this video/shirt made me think of the Poseidonverse and Zeusverse, but if someone wanted to draw either of the Freaky Greeks wearing this shirt I wouldn't be upset about it 👀😁

The Internet Is Here Lyrics

Phil: Whenever I’m alone, or if I’m feeling gray there’s one place I can go to brighten up my day. It makes me want to sing. That's how the show should end. But wouldn't it be good if I could sing it with a friend?

Dan: Phil, I think you should have asked before putting me on the spot like this.

Okay. Fine. Whatever. I'll join in too.

Phil: I might go outside and feel more alive. Without twitter where would I be?

Dan: I guess I'd be fit. I'd stop posting shi

Phil: -rubbish

Dan: But tumblr's a part of me.

Phil: So many websites and so little time. There's one or two you should avoid.

Dan: Just don't stop watching youtube, or we'll be unemployed.

Both: The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate? We might be antisocial, but these days, that is fine.

Dan: Because life is so much better when you spend it all online.

Phil: A place where you can be yourself, no matter if you're geeky.

Dan: Find friends that share your hobbies, even if they're creepy.

Phil: Where any question in your head is answered in an instant.

Dan: Who cares if you procrastinate your one shot at existence.

Both: The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers, who needs a real mate?

WITHOUT THE INTERNET, WE NEVER WOULD HAVE MET.

Phil: We'd never be here on a stage, doing things we might regret.

Dan: Dance break.

Phil: Who cares if you're a loser, and everybody knows it?

Dan: Or if you spend your life drawing whiskers on your noses?

Phil: Even if your chances of getting tan are slim.

Dan: Or if you live vicariously through the life of a sim.

Dil: Chiltay zombo

Both: *music gets intense and beautiful* The internet is here. The internet is great. When you've got lots of followers who needs a real mate?

We might be antisocial, but these days that is fine.

Because life is so much better, life is so much better, life is so much better

When you spend

it

all

online

*watches "Yuri on Ice" trailer* Me: Where the fuck are the girls? This title is a lie.

One time when I was at my grandma's house while my aunt and her kids were visiting I saw a cat and said "I love kitties" in a childish voice and my aunt just gasped and pulled me to the corner and whispered "what did you just say?" I repeated myself clearly and she whispered like we were in a drug deal "I thought you said you love *looks around and whispers quieter* titties" and I just laughed cuz jokes on her I like those too.

Why is it always girls that get dress coded? Its always "girls can't wear shorts (hell one school I know dress codes over collarbones showing) because it'll distract males." But guys will be walking around in shorts you can see up when they sit or muscle shirts with arm holes that go down to their belly buttons and hide nothing but they never get dress coded "because that will distract girls." Are guy's education more important than girl's or something, because that's what I'm gettin from this.

Things I've heard guys at school say

• I told you Im not showing you my titty • Touch my dick one more time I dare you •Throw me that dildo • Did you just grab my butt? "Yes" Did you like it?

Would You Rather

Kiss Gray or Laxus at midnight on New Year’s? (like for Gray, reblog for Laxus)

Forts

Lvl 1- made with pillows Lvl 2- made with chairs and blankets Lvl 3- made with couch cushions Lvl 4- all of the above Lvl 5- mattresses

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

Does anyone else make up voices for video game characters that don't have voices?

I wonder if any kids have ever tried to play a Kramus prank on their parents for Christmas. Like be bad all year and then Christmas Eve wake up when their parents are sleeping and trash their rooms and have fake blood streaks going out the door and then they scream and make crashing noises and hide when their parents come to see whats wrong.

CHRISTMAS EVE IS TOMORROW AND I STILL DONT FEEL CHRISTMASSY QUICK SOMEONE SLAP SOME FESTIVE CHEER INTO ME

So today in english my teacher told us to read Anthem (book we were assigned) r answer the questions on chapters 1-5. I finished the book and wanted to read my book so I covered the title with sticky notes and wrote "Anthem" on them. My teacher was ok with it.

I wish my mom would understand "No shave November" isn't just for guys.

THIS IS MONEY YATO

Money Yato is very rare and only appears once every 1,000 years.

Reblog Money Yato and you’ll never be short on money ever again.

This was the first year that I didn't dress up or trick or treat or anything for Halloween and now my life feels incomplete.

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

me, in october: ♫ it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas ♫

friend: no it's not

me: well not with that attitude

Halloween. It's beginning to look a lot like Halloween.

THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS.

IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT

FUCKING V O T E.

TRUMP IS WINNING

THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS A FUCKING JOKE.

HONESTLY, IM AFRAID FOR MY FUTURE BECAUSE WHAT IF HE FUCKING DOES BECOME PRESIDENT??? HE WILL MAKE IT HARD FOR US.

YOU GUYS REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING IMPORTANT THIS IS. YOU

C A N N O T

LET TRUMP FUCKING BECOME PRESIDENT. YOUR LETTING SOMEONE WHO CANT EVEN FUCKING TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN BUSINESSES AND WIGS GET INTO OFFICE.

I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE NOT INTO POLITICS. VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS.

I DONT CARE IF YOU ARE LAZY, DO IT ANYWAYS.

I DONT FUCKING CARE IF YOU ARE WHITE, BLACK OR ANY OTHER COLOR.

PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THIS FUCKING STUPID ASS RICH MAN.

PLEASE.

You guys honestly don’t realize how important this is. That stupid ass man is in the lead with votes. You CANNOT let him win. To the people that don’t care, you will most definitely care once he’s in fucking office ruining everything more. You don’t understand how important this is to me. You don’t understand how scary this is for p.o.c .

Me: (earlier) *takes nap till 8* *can't sleep* *goes through pictures on laptop* (Now) Oh shit it's probably after 2 *checks time* 11:48 Lol not even midnight *continues goin through pictures*

Teachers: Wikipedia is very unreliable *Hands out 25 year old textbooks instead*

otp sparring: nice

otp sparring until one of them has a back to the wall and a blade at their throat: excellent

the other person dropping their weapon and the otp is k i s s i n g: I WILL LIFT THIS TABLE AND FLI P IT

Bleach characters, Kira has turned into a puppy! Your reactions?

As requested by anon. :)

Rose: Kira! You’ve become an adorable, tiny…

Rose: …basset hound?

Rose: Floppy ears…sad eyes…a haunting little sad howl…

Rose: T-this is the saddest and most adorable thing I’ve ever seen!

Rose: WHERE ARE MY WRITING NOTEBOOKS??

Hisagi: Man! First Komamura turned out to be a secret wolf, and now Kira is a secret puppy??

Hisagi: My “secretly a canine”-dar SUCKS

Renji: Uh, dude? Kira just became a puppy. He hasn’t always been one.

Hisagi: Oh.

Hinamori: H-how did this happen? I know he’s a basset hound, but he just looks so sad!

Nemu: Hey wasn’t Kira recently treated in Squad 12?

Hinamori: …yes?

Nemu: That is all I have to say on the matter.

Abirama: Oooh! Oooooooh! Look who’s a harmless little puppy now!

Abirama: Like to see you cut off my head now, pupster!

Abirama: Yeah!

Findorr: You are taunting a tiny puppy? And you feel okay with that? 

Abirama: I AM MORE THAN OKAY WITH THAT

Gin: Izuru! I only wish you had turned into a puppy while I was your captain!

Gin: I may have got on better with me colleagues if I had a puppy to carry around.

Rukia: Even an adorable puppy couldn’t mitigate your creep-factor, Ichimaru.

Gin: Now that just seems mean.

Iba: Kira! Kira I must ask you something important!

Iba: As a human who has magically turned into an adorable puppy, are you willing to allow tickets to be sold so that people may gawk at you?

Iba: It would be a fundraiser for the MSRA, which desperately needs money!

Iba: Please yap once for yes and two for no! You are our only hope!

Ikkaku: Your captain is a wolf.

Iba: W-what? I would NEVER do something like that to the captain!!!!

Matsumoto: Poor Kira! Listen, if you want a friend who will still treat you like the old Kira, come over! We can hang!

Hitsugaya: DO NOT FEED THE PUPPY BOOZE

Matsumoto: I wasn’t going to, Captain! Geeze!

Matsumoto: I do, however, have this cool puppy sweater I bought in the world of the living…

Hitsugaya: You want puppy Kira to wear a sweater that has puppies on it?

Matsumoto: Yes. Yes I do.

How Dragonslayers take the elevator…

IF ANY OF MY FOLLOWERS WANT SAI (WITH TRANSPARENCY) AND PHOTOSHOP CS6;

SAI

PHOTOSHOP

i’ll tag it in my art tag so that you guys can find it easily too!!

if you want a girlfriend who will watch movies with you all day, steal all your warm clothes, eats all your junk food, and is emotionally unstable and cute lOOK NO FURTHER I AM HERE

I am an introvert. That means that when I’m feeling down, chances are that I won’t actually go to you for help. In fact, I won’t go to anyone for help. You’ll have to actually check on me. I don’t feel that I should burden others with my problems but if you come to me, I might just trust you enough to let you help.

Reblog this if it applies to you.

prepare for an over-analysis of fucking minions:

okay so apparently the creator of the Minions (who is named Pierre Coffin, holy shit, what an amazing name) said something along the lines of “All the Minions are boys/men because I just can’t see women acting that stupid” which a lot of people are taking as “haha yeah men are stupid!” but also this is a really boring trend I’ve seen in media (especially cartoons and sitcoms) since the dawn of time

characters that are silly, goofy, stupid, funny, loud, obnoxious, and ridiculous are always boys.

characters that are smart, mature, delicate, and sophisticated are almost always girls.

now to a lot of people this is probably a “yeah, so?” kind of thing, and some people might even see it as a good thing? they might see it as “yes i’m glad girls are being taught that boys are stupid!”

well, that’s not really the case. girls aren’t being taught boys are stupid, they’re being taught that boys GET to be stupid. boys GET to be loud and goofy because they’re boys, and that’s just how boys act. it enforces a really harsh gender role that says that boys are naturally funny and silly and girls need to stay quiet. 

and typically whenever these two character archetypes interact, the mature girl is always there to ruin the boy’s fun (Cosmo and Wanda, Billy and Mandy, Dib and Gaz, Goku and Chichi, Fred and Wilma, George and Jane, and Every Sitcom You’ve Ever Seen)

i just think it’s time for some girl characters that are allowed to be silly! that are allowed to run the show with their goofiness! to tell girls that it’s okay to not be mature and have fun! i’m just tired of the same gender roles being enforced that I’ve been noticing since I was a kid!

but what if a vampire drank the blood of someone who was anemic like would they be seriously grossed out

“what the fuck is this”

“i have anemia”

“can you take something for that you should probably take something for that this shit is nasty to drink let alone have running through your body i’m setting up a doctor’s appointment for you”