After Graduation Day And Someone Asks What Your Gonna Do Since Your Not In High School Any More.

otp sparring: nice

otp sparring until one of them has a back to the wall and a blade at their throat: excellent

the other person dropping their weapon and the otp is k i s s i n g: I WILL LIFT THIS TABLE AND FLI P IT

Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Today we’re highlighting the hilarious meme-y Facebook page of Tastefully Offensive!

Who else misses this freckled baby?

shit people say to bi kids

[guy to bi girl]: lol so like... would u fuck my gf and let me watch? ;)

[girl to bi dude]: omg if you get a boyfriend will you be my gay best friend?????

[straight people]: omg you're gay? you don't have a crush on me do you??? #nohomo

[gay people]: umm... stop invading our safe spaces you hetero... you're not allowed to pride parade if you're in a straight relationship and you're more privileged because you can have a straight passing relationship... so... bye lmao

[old people]: your sexuality isn't real

Mom: *nags bout the house* Mom: *bitches bout ur room not bein clean* Mom: *nags bout the shity kids she has* You: magic 8 ball, will she ever stop nagging? Magic 8 ball: "Very Doubtful"

my

don’t want 

unless you’ve got

Idk why seeing this video/shirt made me think of the Poseidonverse and Zeusverse, but if someone wanted to draw either of the Freaky Greeks wearing this shirt I wouldn't be upset about it 👀😁

I have a better relationship with my cat then I will ever have with my future kids.