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shit people say to bi kids

[guy to bi girl]: lol so like... would u fuck my gf and let me watch? ;)

[girl to bi dude]: omg if you get a boyfriend will you be my gay best friend?????

[straight people]: omg you're gay? you don't have a crush on me do you??? #nohomo

[gay people]: umm... stop invading our safe spaces you hetero... you're not allowed to pride parade if you're in a straight relationship and you're more privileged because you can have a straight passing relationship... so... bye lmao

[old people]: your sexuality isn't real

http://dweeb-o.tumblr.com/post/101021594959/mad-for-malfoy-but-imagine-what-it-would-be

But imagine what it would be like being a metamorphmagus:

•changing your hair depending on what you like at the moment

• ANY body type you’re pleased with

•changing color of your skin, eyes, hair lenght, height,

•changing you gender like: “ahh i don’t want to be a girl...

Me: (earlier) *takes nap till 8* *can't sleep* *goes through pictures on laptop* (Now) Oh shit it's probably after 2 *checks time* 11:48 Lol not even midnight *continues goin through pictures*

Idk if I would call this a PSA but just kind of an FYI to lolitas out there: MTV is trying to do casting for an episode (or series of episodes) for True Life and they’ve been reaching out to the community. But the episodes aren’t meant to put the fashion in a good light (hello, remember My Strange Addiction?) and are instead going to talk about “trying to look anime.”

So please, if you’re contacted by anyone from Viacom and they tell you they want to interview you for a lolita fashion episode on MTV: SAY NO. Say no or risk being ridiculed and humiliated when they completely twist your words around and make you and the fashion look completely bonkers.

Not when I am anyway

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

People say family is more important then friends, u can trust family more but my family proves that's a bigass lie. My family is more like a monster eating at my soul but instead of consuming it whole it chews away at it slowly savoring my struggles with merciless eyes and mocking laughter. The only thing that keeps me alive are my friends but they can only save me so long. I fear graduation because my friends r more than smart enough to get a full ride to any college of their choice leaving me forgotten and trapped with the monster. Without them I have nothing and I am nothing. I am aware of how selfish I am but I had to get that out.

hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns out not so bad

Who else misses this freckled baby?

*runs after garbage truck* WAIT!!!!! YOU FORGOT ME!!!!!

good luck, crispies