Ghost: *being Dickish*

ghost: *being dickish*

soap: mate if you don’t stfu and be nice rn im gonna chloroform you so you take your nap

ghost: that’s why you got shot in las almas, peasant boy.

soap, slamming bleach and rubbing alcohol on the table: you’re taking a nap whether you want to or not.

ghost: oh no. bleach and rubbing alcohol

ghost: wait why are you mixing them, that’s dumb—

ghost, realizing: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT LISTEN

gaz, whispering: does ghost know soap replaced the bleach and rubbing alcohol with water?

price, also whispering: i’m not sure. i don’t know what’s worse, them fighting until exhaustion or soap threatening to drug ghost.

soap, chasing ghost with a wet rag: COME HERE ITS NAP TIME

ghost, running in circles around the table: I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A PESANT BOY YOU KNOW HOW I GET AFTER WATCHING BOOK THREE OF AVATAR

gaz: to be fair soap was talking about wearing a potato sack as a child

price: should we tell him the chloroform isn’t real chloroform

ghost: *sprinting out of the room and away from soap*

soap: *screaming the battle cry of his people as he chases ghost down the halls and around base*

price: …. let them work it out themselves.

(ghost took his nap naturally. soap also ended up taking a nap. the only thing harmed was price and gaz’s sanity)

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A mostly M!R x M!C or M!C x M!C writer on this blog. Hope you enjoy my books! 2/19/2004

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