Starbound’s Tag Specific Reblogs - Blog Posts
Thinking about streamer/YouTuber/etc Soap and boyfriend Ghost who is always in the background, but not in the way you think.
Ghost thinks it's funny as fuck to stand in the closet, door just slightly cracked, and stare at the camera while Soap is doing something. When Soap leaves to go to the bathroom, Ghost is standing ominously in the corner only to disappear once Soap stands in front of the camera to sit down. Soap vlogging/going live, walking around the city or something, and keeps turning the camera to see Ghost sitting at a table staring or hiding in an alley. He's always just in frame, always staring with his balaclava on, but never speaks, maybe even refuses to blink.
Soap's fans are terrified. It doesn't happen every stream/video, but just enough to gain attention. People are constantly asking about it; they type all concerned in the chat, only for Soap to insist he doesn't see anything. He'll check the place everyone told him to go just for Ghost to have disappeared. It gets so big that people are watching him just to find Ghost like a fucked up game of Where's Waldo. Some people take it more seriously, asking him to move because he has a stalker or telling him to bring in an exorcist.
Of course, Soap always tells them they're idiots and continues as normal. Behind the scenes, he's laughing his ass off because everyone thinks his boyfriend is actually a ghost haunting him. Ghost loves it because he likes feeling like a cryptid for Soap's online fans and gets to establish himself in Soap's life without needing to really make himself known.
One day a photo gets leaked (maybe by them, maybe not) of Ghost being normal with Soap, the two of them smiling with their arms around each other, maybe even a wedding photo, and people go nuts. Soap just refused to acknowledge his weird ass boyfriend in the back of his videos for years, like the chaotic asshole he is.
go forth and use this to complete god's work
Exfil thoughts with Soap MacTavish.
Soap: Have you thought… Tarzan’s first wet dream probably did not involve a human.
Ghost: And this is my Sergeant. You can call him Soap.
Ghost: He’s a needy butthead with only one brain cell.
RandomPerson: Wow, you really hate him.
Ghost: I would die for him.
Don’t make him so pretty when you want to let him die.
Gaz: Have you ever eaten a date?
Soap: … a date?
Gaz: Yeah.
Soap: …
Soap: Eat what? Like their ars-
Gaz: THE FRUIT! I MEAN THE FRUIT! JESUS!
The 141 taking their boyfriend Gaz out on a date but individually?
John takes him to a fancy restaurant. Ever the classic and old-school type of guy he really is, a reservation was made days prior at the most sophisticated yet popular restaurant in London. Gaz was all smiles, enjoying the time spent as they talked and talked for hours while eating the delicious foods. Their hands intertwined on top of the table. The Captain was happy with all of this. Gaz deserves this and so much more.
Johnny takes him to the zoo. Ever the animal lover, he walks around the place while holding his fellow sergeant's hand. He keeps babbling about the animals as Gaz also says his own inputs occasionally. He then teases Gaz about his similarity to an otter, which makes him giggle to no end. The Scot smiles widely and can't resist but press his lips on his forehead. Gaz deserves this and so much more.
Simon takes him to stargaze. It was at their secret spot up a hill. He drives through the many roads until they get there. He guides his sergeant out of the car and onto the hood, where they lay. They hold hands and make small talk, their eyes on the beautiful sky. And when Gaz smiles widely at that, Simon just brings him closer. His heart is full of love and warmth. It makes him feel so satisfied to see his sergeant like this. Gaz deserves this and so much more.
König: why arent the dishes in alphabetical order?!
Male!Reader: (loading the dishes in the dishwasher) what does that even mean?ಥ‿ಥ
