Soap Wants You To Tell Him That It’s Big.

Soap wants you to tell him that it’s big.

He’s just the right amount of Boyish and Cliche that he definitely gets off on you telling him that his cock is big.

Like? For other guys, maybe they’d rather hear more creative dirty talk. Or perhaps they’d heard it so many times before that it got old.

But not Johnny.

He’s young and naive.

Old enough to know what women he likes, but too young to be patient about it. And maybe it’s because he’s just barely past 23 that he’s still stuck on those mindless words.

Because of course he gets off on it: On that stupid “bigger, stronger man” stuff. And of course he grew up dreaming about rescuing the Princess in the castle, and becoming her knight in shining armor.

Because who wouldn’t want to be fawned over like that? In all the blunt, superficial ways you see in old Disney movies?

So if you’re down on your knees, eyes wide while you stroke his cock…

“God,” you moan artlessly, planting a kiss on the head of his cock, “It’s so big…”

He’ll leak precum faster than you can lick it up. Hell, it’s almost enough to outshine the lipgloss you’re wearing.

Because at the end of the day, Johnny just wants to strut around like a prize stallion.

And there’s nothing that can give him more stupid, male pride than those three little words <3

It’s his trigger phrase. And if you plan on him lasting long enough to fuck you, then you’d better watch your mouth.

“Careful, Bonnie…” he groans artlessly, struggling not to fuck into your mouth, “If ‘ya keep talkin’ like that…Might just hafta cum in yer mouth instead…”

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I need COD fanfiction blogs (are those what we are called?) who write male readers, please and thank you. Please comment or reblog which ones are your favorite so I can check them out.


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4 months ago

Happy Holidays but keep us in your thoughts

📢🚨 If you ignore this, you are condemning Adam to death 🚑🚨

I am speaking to you from the heart of a mother who is watching her son collapse before her eyes

My heart bleeds with pain for Adam whose weak body cannot bear the catastrophic environment in which he lives

He lost 15 kilograms of his weight due to the lack of special food for a disabled child who suffers from difficulty swallowing and digestion

Happy Holidays But Keep Us In Your Thoughts

Now he suffers from a health problem that has affected his respiratory system as a result of the dust, destruction and polluted environment surrounding him, as he cannot do without a vaporizer in light of the horrific high prices and power outages, as I walk kilometers in his wheelchair so that he can receive treatment in the hospital

Urgent distress call to help me buy a vaporizer and provide solar energy to save my son from the troubles he is exposed to on a daily basis

He suffers from muscle spasms due to the lack of medicine, as he needs a medicine called (Kepra) that he takes in two doses daily, morning and evening

Happy Holidays But Keep Us In Your Thoughts
Happy Holidays But Keep Us In Your Thoughts

Imagine with me, O human, that you have a disabled child and you stand helpless, unable to provide him with food, medicine or shelter, as we live In a tent that looks like a grave

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4 months ago

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

11 months ago

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

11 months ago

*screams*

HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE

ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY

NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY

1 month ago
Customer: I LOVE THE CUTE BARKS AND CHIRP SOUNDS ANIMALS MAKE. DMV: YIFFY=SEXY OR HORNY (IN FURRY FANDOM)

Customer: I LOVE THE CUTE BARKS AND CHIRP SOUNDS ANIMALS MAKE. DMV: YIFFY=SEXY OR HORNY (IN FURRY FANDOM) Verdict: DENIED

11 months ago

I’m ace, aro and tired

Reblog if you are also LGBT+ and tired

1 month ago
Cerberus At The Pet Store

Cerberus at the pet store

4 months ago

Hi, I’m Darine from Gaza. and I'm asking you personally, can you please take a look at my campaign.. at my lost present.. my lost future.😔

I'm human, and I'm asking you to act from your humanity.

Thanks ❤️

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4 months ago

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“ Poseidon ”

A mostly M!R x M!C or M!C x M!C writer on this blog. Hope you enjoy my books! 2/19/2004

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