He’s just the right amount of Boyish and Cliche that he definitely gets off on you telling him that his cock is big.
Like? For other guys, maybe they’d rather hear more creative dirty talk. Or perhaps they’d heard it so many times before that it got old.
But not Johnny.
He’s young and naive.
Old enough to know what women he likes, but too young to be patient about it. And maybe it’s because he’s just barely past 23 that he’s still stuck on those mindless words.
Because of course he gets off on it: On that stupid “bigger, stronger man” stuff. And of course he grew up dreaming about rescuing the Princess in the castle, and becoming her knight in shining armor.
Because who wouldn’t want to be fawned over like that? In all the blunt, superficial ways you see in old Disney movies?
So if you’re down on your knees, eyes wide while you stroke his cock…
“God,” you moan artlessly, planting a kiss on the head of his cock, “It’s so big…”
He’ll leak precum faster than you can lick it up. Hell, it’s almost enough to outshine the lipgloss you’re wearing.
Because at the end of the day, Johnny just wants to strut around like a prize stallion.
And there’s nothing that can give him more stupid, male pride than those three little words <3
It’s his trigger phrase. And if you plan on him lasting long enough to fuck you, then you’d better watch your mouth.
“Careful, Bonnie…” he groans artlessly, struggling not to fuck into your mouth, “If ‘ya keep talkin’ like that…Might just hafta cum in yer mouth instead…”
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