Pls Rb If You Think Cuddling Doesn't Have To Be S3xual

Soap wants you to tell him that it’s big.

He’s just the right amount of Boyish and Cliche that he definitely gets off on you telling him that his cock is big.

Like? For other guys, maybe they’d rather hear more creative dirty talk. Or perhaps they’d heard it so many times before that it got old.

But not Johnny.

He’s young and naive.

Old enough to know what women he likes, but too young to be patient about it. And maybe it’s because he’s just barely past 23 that he’s still stuck on those mindless words.

Because of course he gets off on it: On that stupid “bigger, stronger man” stuff. And of course he grew up dreaming about rescuing the Princess in the castle, and becoming her knight in shining armor.

Because who wouldn’t want to be fawned over like that? In all the blunt, superficial ways you see in old Disney movies?

So if you’re down on your knees, eyes wide while you stroke his cock…

“God,” you moan artlessly, planting a kiss on the head of his cock, “It’s so big…”

He’ll leak precum faster than you can lick it up. Hell, it’s almost enough to outshine the lipgloss you’re wearing.

Because at the end of the day, Johnny just wants to strut around like a prize stallion.

And there’s nothing that can give him more stupid, male pride than those three little words <3

It’s his trigger phrase. And if you plan on him lasting long enough to fuck you, then you’d better watch your mouth.

“Careful, Bonnie…” he groans artlessly, struggling not to fuck into your mouth, “If ‘ya keep talkin’ like that…Might just hafta cum in yer mouth instead…”

I really need ideas on what to do for the third part of “You’re my Stripes”, because I have no idea, I could like do something with just the main peeps of 141 and have the reader just be off on a mission or something, I so need suggestions.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Now ignore me for a while as I try to recuperate myself from this. ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ⁱᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ᵃˡˢᵒ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ⁱᵗ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵒᶠ ˢᵒᵃᵖ ᶠᵉᵉˡⁱⁿᵍ ᵘⁿᶜᵒᵐᶠᵒʳᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ⁱᵗ.

a soapghost comic i never finished (i wanted angry bloodied soap)

update: i am continuing it 1/1/2024 16/1/2024: i'm remembering why this took so bloody long (pun intended)

update: here's the whole thing - its basically 2009!Soap haunting Soap!

I feel like tariffing the "entire world" is literally just functionally sanctioning yourself

When your AU/Timeline/version of CoD MW III starts giving you even more CoD brain rot:

((It’s called ‘Ending’s Arsenic’ if y’all are wondering, it’s basically where Kate Laswell betrays Task Force 141 and works with both Graves and Shepherd who work for Makarov, thus ending the whole world through missiles, poison gasses and all that, the only survivor being “Soap” who travels AUs/Timelines killing Graves’, Shepherds, Kates, and Makarovs. Along with corrupt versions of Task Force 141 (Soap, Nikolai, etc) while he wears a Dark Ritual(s) cloak and gilded skull mask that was his AUs/Timelines Ghost’s articles of clothing/appearance.))

((Ending’s Arsenic!Soap is also now called Jones “Reaper” Haddock because he became ashamed at his failure of saving his world. He vows to avenge his Team through any means necessary, wether that be his versions of Graves, Shepherd, Kate, and Makarov or a different worlds Graves, Shepherd, Kate, Makarov, or corrupt TF 142. He also has his tattoo of TF141 mostly covered by a red reaper and scythe tattoo to show where he is at mentally.))

❝ 𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓜𝔂 𝓢𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓮𝓼 ❞

141 X M!Reader

Main members of 141 x American M!Reader.

NSFW; Suggestive Interactions between 141 and M!Reader, nudity segments, male on male intercourse.

(Goofy ass Gaz and Soap in this lmao - will also be ongoing, maybe.)

[#]

Y - You

SR/Gh - Simon Riley/Ghost.

JM/S - John MacTavish/Soap.

JP/Cpt. P - John Price/Captain Price.

KG/Ga - Kyle Garrick/Gaz

You stood there, full gear and face covering, you and ghost constantly butting heads as you and 141 begin wrapping up the current mission, it being a grueling spy like operation, after around sixty hours the mission was completed and you with 141 head back to a base of operations, it more so looking like a house that roommates would stay in, but it worked regardless.

♡ \|/———\|/ ♡

You and Ghost stood in the kitchen while the rest of 141 was just doing as they please.

“ So, what’s got the silent one staying in a spot where all the everyday weapons are? ” - Y.

“ Faster to kill ya, that’s why. ” - Gh.

Ghost ended up rolling his eyes, leaving you alone in the kitchen as he dismissed himself by saying that he was going to take a shower. You stayed in the kitchen, sitting on the counter, only really getting disturbed by chatter whenever Soap or Gaz came into the kitchen. So you and Gaz ended up chatting in the kitchen for the rest of the day while the others did their own thing.

“ Ya know, for a red and white stripe, your pretty good at sneaking up on the enemy. Must mean ya good with your hands~ ” - Ga.

“ Oh shush. It isn’t that praiseworthy, what is praiseworthy is you nearly slinging your whole body onto a dude like he was a grenade. ” - Y.

A smirk on your face before a snort escapes you, finding it a little funny how the enemy got a face full of groin when Gaz tackled the poor upside down fool on that mission.

“ Better than nothing~ ” - Ga.

Gaz then picked you up, wrapping your legs around his waist and your arms on his shoulders, taking you to the room he claimed, whispering sweet nothings into your ear as he slowly undid your gear, specifically the pants part of your gear, and slipped his hand into your said pants, fondling your cock through your boxer briefs. Your erection soon slipping through the hole and immediately being gripped by Gaz’s hand, getting fapped slowly but harshly, his hand pushing against the base of your erection and crotch, making you arch your torso which slams into his own torso.

He slowly took off the rest of your gear, leaving you in just your boxer briefs and shirt, the shirt only lasting seconds on your body after exposure as Gaz takes it off of you and begins rubbing, licking, and even sucking on your hard nipples while he then rubs his thumb up and down your throbbing penis. His lips meeting yours as he takes off his stuff, and quickly thrusting his penis into your rectum, which squeezes on his cock as he moves back in forth in you even while it hurts, but you endure it.

As soon as Gaz moves from having his lips on yours, he takes to your neck, nipping at it while he has your legs spread and upwards, having his partially hairy crotch slamming into your ass as he rails your asshole, making it easier for him to ‘breed’ you while Ghost, Soap, and Price just watch through the crack of the door to Gaz’s room since the male forgot to close and lock it before fucking you in his bed since you both were being quite loud with your intercourse.

Gaz then flipped you around, having his crotch repeatedly slam into your ass as he fucks you while kissing the back of your neck and between your shoulder blades. His abs and pectorals pressing against your back as he took your virginity on his bed, you loving every second that he fills your rectum up with his penis, wanting him to have taken your virginity as soon as he started masturbating you.

After a couple hours of just hard, moaning sex, he then slammed hard into you, his balls twitching ever so slightly as he releases his sperm into you, while your sperm is released onto his bed, specifically his pillow which he put under you so your erect penis rubs against it, your semen seeping into his pillow as you and him lay there naked, his nude body atop yours since both of you are tired and he had immediately fallen asleep, having wanted to see the sex through until the end, you just stayed laying there, having his dick still in you and his crotch against your ass, your face red because of blood going to it. You sighed soon after, slowly falling asleep when you turned yourself around to have your and Gaz’s torso against each other, nipples rubbing and everything. You then kissed him on the head before finally falling asleep as you and Gaz cuddle while naked.

;P

This would absolutely be me, hands down, I’m also this dense :,)

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