Gaz: Have You Ever Eaten A Date?

Gaz: Have you ever eaten a date?

Soap: … a date?

Gaz: Yeah.

Soap: …

Soap: Eat what? Like their ars-

Gaz: THE FRUIT! I MEAN THE FRUIT! JESUS!

More Posts from Crossed-starbound and Others

4 months ago

Due to the weather conditions, my children and I drowned tonight. Go to my account and see the inhuman scenes and events that we are living through 😭💔

I ask every humane person to donate so that I can save the lives of children and provide them with a safe place to live 🇵🇸😔😭💔

https://gofund.me/4fa4806e

! :)

11 months ago

Every black girl is so pretty

*reblog if you agree*

1 year ago

Felt, because like, I see it on my “For You” feed, but luckily I have like a lot of fuckin’ M4M to scroll past it, I won’t deny though, some of the Fem!Reader shit I’ve seen goes hard. Even makes me an Achillean bitch wish for some the scenarios lmao — but that’s just me — we just happen to be a niche is all, one that I’m definitely happy to be in lol

Also, hope you’re having a good day today! Always helps to have someone as a motivation or productivity boost.

I swear to god, if one more FEM!Reader x any character pops up on my screen, I chucking my phone across the room.

And also..for me to read half ways through a fic only to get bashed in the face with FEMALE parts? Like y’all, I’m not sexist, but if this app thinks I’m a woman it better think again.

WE NEED MORE M4M!!!! PUTTING IT ON MY DAMN MOMMA!

1 year ago

The symbolism of flowers

Flowers have a long history of symbolism that you can incorporate into your writing to give subtext.

Symbolism varies between cultures and customs, and these particular examples come from Victorian Era Britain. You'll find examples of this symbolism in many well-known novels of the era!

Amaryllis: Pride

Black-eyed Susan: Justice

Bluebell: Humility

Calla Lily: Beauty

Pink Camellia: Longing

Carnations: Female love

Yellow Carnation: Rejection

Clematis: Mental beauty

Columbine: Foolishness

Cyclamen: Resignation

Daffodil: Unrivalled love

Daisy: Innocence, loyalty

Forget-me-not: True love

Gardenia: Secret love

Geranium: Folly, stupidity

Gladiolus: Integrity, strength

Hibiscus: Delicate beauty

Honeysuckle: Bonds of love

Blue Hyacinth: Constancy

Hydrangea: Frigid, heartless

Iris: Faith, trust, wisdom

White Jasmine: Amiability

Lavender: Distrust

Lilac: Joy of youth

White Lily: Purity

Orange Lily: Hatred

Tiger Lily: Wealth, pride

Lily-of-the-valley: Sweetness, humility

Lotus: Enlightenment, rebirth

Magnolia: Nobility

Marigold: Grief, jealousy

Morning Glory: Affection

Nasturtium: Patriotism, conquest

Pansy: Thoughtfulness

Peony: Bashfulness, shame

Poppy: Consolation

Red Rose: Love

Yellow Rose: Jealously, infidelity

Snapdragon: Deception, grace

Sunflower: Adoration

Sweet Willian: Gallantry

Red Tulip: Passion

Violet: Watchfulness, modesty

Yarrow: Everlasting love

Zinnia: Absent, affection

4 months ago

Hello dear 🌹

..

I hope this message reaches you in moments of peace and reassurance. Today I am writing to you from the heart of a war-torn land where dreams are shattered and lives are changed forever. My name is Ibrahim, 27 years old from Gaza City, Palestine, the eldest of my parents, and this is my family. I have three brothers, three sisters, my brother’s wife and his two children. I am writing this appeal in the hope of saving my family from the incomprehensible horrors that have been happening in Gaza since October.

Hello Dear 🌹

I was an engineering student, but the ongoing war has shattered my life, my studies, and most tragically, my family’s future.

On October 12, 2023, our house was bombed and completely destroyed. Three of our relatives were killed in the attack. My family of 12 - my parents, my brothers, and my brother’s children - barely escaped with our lives. Since then, we have been displaced several times, fleeing from one place to another under the constant threat of bombing. We have lost everything: our home, our possessions, and the most basic necessities of life.

Hello Dear 🌹
Hello Dear 🌹

Hello Dear 🌹
Hello Dear 🌹

We are now in Deir al-Balah, living in unbearable conditions, without proper shelter from the winter cold. We have no bedding or blankets to keep warm. Food is scarce and expensive when available. An 11-pound bag of flour costs $350. My father has severe back problems, my mother needs surgery for kidney stones, and the children are sick because of the poor living conditions.

Our fishing boats – our family’s only source of income – were destroyed in the war. Now we have nothing left to rebuild our lives.

Urgent help is needed to save our lives and our families to get out of the war to safety and to have an urgent surgery for my mother and buy medicines for my father. 😥✋⛔

Hello Dear 🌹
Hello Dear 🌹
Hello Dear 🌹

We are also suffering from famine. 😢

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #354 )✅️

VITTED BY: 90-ghost ✅ ✅

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Every donation - no matter how small - will make a huge difference in helping us survive this harsh winter and rebuild our lives after losing everything - every contribution is a spark of hope in this dark time. 🙏💔

Please don't close the door in my face... We are not playing a role in a Hollywood movie... We are living the hardest days for humanity. 😢✋⛔

Donate to Support Ibrahim's Family in Gaza Crisis, organized by Sherry Short
gofundme.com
Help Ibrahim's Family Survive and Rebuild After War in Gaza My name is Sherry… Sherry Short needs your support for Support Ibrahim's Fam

Please donate if you can or share with your friends and family

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #354 )✅️

VITTED BY: 90-ghost ✅ ✅

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1 year ago

𝘠𝘌𝘚. 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴. 𝘚𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴.

Soap getting tattoos... ghost begging soap to let him pay for them

Soap is constantly 2 pennies away from being broke (he likes to send hia checks to his parents)

Ghost has a Black Card because he grew up a poor kid, and also he had no reason to spend until recently

1 month ago
Nobody Knows Where He Getting His Shirts.

Nobody knows where he getting his shirts.

3 months ago

if vampires can't come inside without permission does that mean that you can just keep riding that thang and they can't um . yknow

4 months ago

I am Mohammed Ayyad, a resident of Gaza. I live in very difficult circumstances because of the war that the Gaza Strip is experiencing. Since the outbreak of the war on October 7, we have been displaced. Then the journey of suffering and separation began, as my children were separated and evacuated from our home without cover or clothes, and from here they became ill. What increased our fatigue was the continuous upbringing due to the different areas to which we were displaced. We were displaced 9 times, and this was very costly. The last time was on August 9 from Hamad City. In addition to that, we live in the winter season in a tent that does not exceed three meters, closed with nylon. It is similar to the atmosphere of strong winds that we have never experienced before. The weather is very cold. Overall, we are living difficult days that no human being can bear. We have no work because of the war and we do not have any kind of money. This is accompanied by a crazy and terrible increase in prices. Although the water is not suitable for drinking, this is the cause of many diseases. The last suffering is that we are outside Hamad without taking our belongings or tents. Now we are searching the ground in the streets and our children and the elderly are suffering. Therefore, we use direct donations, including what they can, or sharing the links completely so that people know our tragedy and pain. Remember that a small contribution can make a difference in the lives of many children who are dealing with their health condition. Leave their details and make them happy with your generous contribution.

! :(

Please support them if you can!!

1 year ago

Everyone wants Ghost to fuck the life outta them until he's been hitting you just right for the last 20 minutes and won't let up. Until he's fucking you like he's in the last stretch of pumps before he comes and you can barely breath with how hard he's fucking you. Until you're sobbing into the sheets because he keeps telling you, "Just one more love" but it's never just one more. Until he fucks you through his own orgasm and doesn't stop for breath. Until he's pinned you under his weight and wrapped a hand around your neck, pulling you up from where you're drooling against the mattress so he can hear all the pretty noises you make.

It's all fun and games until you actually see God and they look an awful lot like Simon Riley.

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crossed-starbound - “ Poseidon ”
“ Poseidon ”

A mostly M!R x M!C or M!C x M!C writer on this blog. Hope you enjoy my books! 2/19/2004

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