Joker Flavored Mountain Dew Called Haha Blast

Save Mohmmed !

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment. I am in desperate need of your help. My son’s life is hanging by a thread, and he may not survive without urgent medical treatment This was after he was shot by an Israeli drone He was critically injured in his feet. Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him – either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment

Donate now:👇👇

gofundme.com

paypal.com

‎‏Thank you for your compassion and support during this critical time.

#free_palestine 🍉🇵🇸

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;; Donate to all the gofundmes and stuff that I answer if you can, do be suspicious and such, but regardless, it’s always good and worthy to help someone else, I would donate money if I could but all I can do is spread awareness and support,

Free Palestine.

From the Rivers to the Sea.

;P

This would absolutely be me, hands down, I’m also this dense :,)

Will u join the challenge?

my shaders did NOT react well with carrot cake…

König: why arent the dishes in alphabetical order?!

Male!Reader: (loading the dishes in the dishwasher) what does that even mean?ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

Fucking slain in my tracks by this postcard on my friend’s dresser

The first time Graves used “all y’all” in front of the Brits, they had to physically restrain themselves from shaking him like a ragdoll.

...

“Now, all y’all just calm down a minute--”

A beat of silence.

Price blinked. Soap tilted his head like a confused retriever. Gaz mouthed ‘all y’all?’ like it was a slur.

“Beg your fuckin’ pardon?” Soap asked.

...

Graves, undeterred:

“Y’all’d’ve done better if you’d waited for backup.”

Gaz made a noise like a computer shutting down.

“I’m sorry... y’all would’ve what?”

Graves: “Would’ve done better.”

Price, flat: “That’s not what you said.”

“I was fixin’ to explain!”

“Fixing what now?”

...

While reviewing blueprints:

“Might coulda added another entry point here.”

Soap stood up. “This is an act o' terrorism."

PLEASE DON’T SKIP🍉🇵🇸🍉

Hello everyone 👋🏻🍉

I’m Yossef Ezz Eldeen Abo Steta , I’m 24 years old , I’m from Gaza , me and my family of 12 person evacuated from Gaza to south Gaza Strip during the war .

I want to help my self and my family , so I will tell you my sad story

Before the war we had a great life full of pleasure and blessings , we had a beautiful , warm and big house , but unfortunately our house was damaged due to the ongoing Israeli bombing of the Gaza Strip.

Also I worked as an accountant in a company , but the company stopped its work due to the war , and I remained without a source of income.

I have a bachelor's degree in business administration but there’s no jobs to apply for because of the lack of jobs and the inability to go out at any time.

Also before the war I was about to marry my fiancee , her name is Ruba Khaled Khader , we had planned to have our wedding in February 2024 but because of the war we haven’t gotten married yet and all our dreams of living a happy life have been shattered

Also my fiancée's house was destroyed and burned by the Israeli occupation and all her new wedding clothes were burned and she has nothing left.

My fiancée and I don't see each other very often because she and her family evacuated to a place far from where I live and the transportation is difficult and expensive.

It has been 2 years since I engaged my fiancée and we want to get married but we don’t have a place to live in and we don’t have the means to live.

And my fiancée is studying software engineering at Al-Ahar University and the university started an online education and I have to pay to the university so she can complete her education but I don’t have money or a source of income or a work to pay for her education.

So please, I ask you not to stay away from our urgent appeal. Your support can make a big difference in our lives. Let us unite, and show the world the power of sympathy and solidarity in times of inhumanity. Together, we can rebuild, restore, and formulate a future full of hope and freedom. Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for your steadfast support in this urgent matter.

✅️Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is ( #251 )✅️

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Help save Joseph's family from war and famine.

Hello, my name is Jezabel and I am organizing this campaign for Yossef and his family. Here is his story:

ˢᵒ ᶠᵘᶜᵏⁱⁿᵍ ᴀᴅᴏʀᴀʙʟᴇ!

I so want this to be fricken real. Fanfiction, anything.

whoops accidental glomp