Multifandom disaster | artist, writer and professional shitposter
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Latest Posts by cryptidgemstones - Page 5
Seizure First Aid.
Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it.
I agree with that-house
current mood: general grievous (2003 cartoon version)
bestie that is bootleg hoard prime
If my girl don't look like this I don't want her 😤😤
Mmumechii on Instagram
Feral pretzel body Moon? The way he moves around in game infiltrates my nightmares c,: Still cool! Freaky, and why and how are you that flexible, but still cool!
he do be kinda quirky
Who the fuck gave them permission to write "give it to your sister, your sister's stronger, see if she can hold on a little longer", like ok, coming at my toxic childhood being the family therapist, i TAKE OFFENCE
Geonosians would probably sound like they're always autotuned if they ever spoke Galactic Basic/whatever the hell Star Wars English is.
Y'all ever go to google a specific fandom thing because you like it but get too nervous to Google it cause you feel like Google is judging you???
Love how the FNaF:SB Fandom has all agreed that "Squidward's Nose" by CupcakKe is DJ Music Man's theme
Montana's a real state???
americans what’s the state that doesn’t feel real to you. for me it’s montana. i cannot even conceptualize montana
Yeah y'all might have some wack ass dreams but I just woke up from an absolute fever dream of a crossover event that was Dark Enchantress being banished to the star wars universe instead of the void and instead of trying to find her way back, personally went and fistfought Darth Sideous and won
Anyways how's y'all doing
never thought there'd be a day where this meme was relevant again but im fucking glad i made it
Aw nah fam they done went and made my boy Yogurt Cream Cookie Bri'ish in the English dub of CRK
Anti-ship culture is opening an incognito tab to scroll the proshipper tags of a fandom and blocking people on a separate tag while also finding it funny how they're actually making this content unironically and acting like it's somehow cute/romantic (it's really not)
Bonus points if you see your own ships that you thought were fine (and they are) there and getting scared before realizing that some proshippers don't ONLY ship icky stuff and feeling almost offended that they would dare also ship the thing you like
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note that antiship-culture-is does not encourage nor condone harassment. blocking people is awesome though
This isn’t related to my blog aesthetic but I’m tired of seeing posts where people are making others paranoid that they’re in a coma or something. You’re not. I know lots of us know it’s just a bad “joke,” but some people don’t have the luxury of being able to believe that after seeing others tell them otherwise.
You’re awake. Everything is okay.
I made a Wookiepedia themed character sheet.
Go crazy.
If you use it, no need to tag me, it’s chill, it took like 15 minutes to make. Have fun with your OCs!
(The top left square is for the portrait, and the dark purple bar below is for the character name.)
DJ cookie's fucken shirt
Its
It's the fucken
The god of mornings☕
Got myself into another fandom bcs why not
If I'm gonna be honest, when it comes to some of the folks in this fandom, Gatekeeping should be an option.
And yes, I'm talking about the pr0-sh1ppers and the whitewashers cause y'all need some serious mental help. And if you come at me sayin "oh it's just a cookie!!1!1!", I'm blocking your ass. I ain't tolerating none of that shit on my blog.
Homie straight up went
Dark Cacao, calling Hollyberry in the middle of the night: MY SON JUST GOT BORN HOLLYBERRY! IM A DAD
Hollyberry, half awake: so I can officially call you a dilf now huh
Dark Cacao:
Dark Cacao: *hangs up*
sorry guys, the plinko is blocked
Society if Clones in TCW were animated with tan skin and round features
Mini cookie run comic,, idk why I made it just came to mind
A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"
Would you?
Everybody saying that security breach ruined the fnaf lore is ignoring the fact that fnaf lore has always been a dumpster fire held together with purple duct tape. If I had a nickel for every time William Afton died I’d have four nickels which isn’t that much but dang shouldn’t Peepaw Willy be dead by now