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2 years ago

Thank you, mutual

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals


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3 years ago

Tumblrs so broken that you can say shit like "Vampire Tiddies" and immediately get more notes than an Instagram influencer's follower count


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3 years ago

Folks will simply say how they hate proshitters and their gross ass ships and then immediately get harassed and recieve death threats. Like damn shawty y'all start trippin once someone simply just says 'proshitters dni'.

Just block and move on. We don't need to see your 80+ paragraph essay telling me to k/ll myself


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3 years ago

Okay so it's established that William Afton is the man behind the slaughter but who's the man infront the slaughter? We also need to know who's in the middle of it too.


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3 years ago

Pet Scan

Fuck zodiacs, what brain imaging method you vibe with

Fuck Zodiacs, What Brain Imaging Method You Vibe With

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3 years ago

Ferb I know what I'm gonna do today

I’ve always wondered what if they had taken Grievous to the Kaminoans instead of the Geonosians? They would’ve made him some giant souped-up biological horror super-predator. Just take his Kaleesh-ness and cranked it up to 11. I like to imagine they’d’ve kept his ability to split his arms in half but in a really gross body horror way.


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3 years ago

May I offer a

May I Offer A

Latte: If being pretty was a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence

Espresso: A life sentence? For a crime you didn't even commit?

Latte:

Latte: I will dunk you in milk don't you test me


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3 years ago

😁

For the person who tagged me in Licorice mpreg, I hope your hot beverage is always too cold/too hot no matter what you do


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3 years ago

Honestly.

Grievous would 100% think Darth Vader is a dramatic bitch.

“Nice black cape and exposed life support panel you fucking doofus”

“Your helmet is supposed to be a skull but looks like a Volkswagen Beetle”

“You only have two functioning limbs capable of wielding your one lightsaber? Fucking casual”

“Nice dad joke you bitch”


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3 years ago

@incorrect-cookie-run-kingdom ayo bestie come check this out

I Wasn’t Kidding, I Drew It 
I Wasn’t Kidding, I Drew It 
I Wasn’t Kidding, I Drew It 
I Wasn’t Kidding, I Drew It 

I wasn’t kidding, I drew it 


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3 years ago

🔪💀💖💅💳

Hell yeah hot girl summer time

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go


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3 years ago

Finally came back to tumblr after like.....idk how many years

Here's redvelvet cookie with cake hound 💕

Finally Came Back To Tumblr After Like.....idk How Many Years

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3 years ago

Headcanon: Dark Choco is strong as shit.

Same with his father.

I'm sorry but the only thing that came to mind was Dark Holding two cakewolves like they're sacks of feathers- like

Headcanon: Dark Choco Is Strong As Shit.

Cause like wolves can easily be 60 - 120 pounds


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3 years ago

R.I.P THAT DARK CHOCO AYYYYY

While the cookie run comics are not canon they are hilarious

While The Cookie Run Comics Are Not Canon They Are Hilarious
While The Cookie Run Comics Are Not Canon They Are Hilarious
While The Cookie Run Comics Are Not Canon They Are Hilarious

HASDHSGJAVKSBAK WHAT CRACK ARE THESE COMICS ON CAUSE I WANT SOME


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3 years ago
Seizure First Aid. 
Seizure First Aid. 
Seizure First Aid. 
Seizure First Aid. 
Seizure First Aid. 
Seizure First Aid. 
Seizure First Aid. 
Seizure First Aid. 
Seizure First Aid. 
Seizure First Aid. 

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 


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3 years ago

Aw nah fam they done went and made my boy Yogurt Cream Cookie Bri'ish in the English dub of CRK


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3 years ago

If I'm gonna be honest, when it comes to some of the folks in this fandom, Gatekeeping should be an option.

And yes, I'm talking about the pr0-sh1ppers and the whitewashers cause y'all need some serious mental help. And if you come at me sayin "oh it's just a cookie!!1!1!", I'm blocking your ass. I ain't tolerating none of that shit on my blog.


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3 years ago

Homie straight up went

Homie Straight Up Went

Dark Cacao, calling Hollyberry in the middle of the night: MY SON JUST GOT BORN HOLLYBERRY! IM A DAD

Hollyberry, half awake: so I can officially call you a dilf now huh

Dark Cacao:

Dark Cacao: *hangs up*


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3 years ago

A tall ghoulish looking man with a green robe and strange symbols on his cheeks comes up to you and says "hey sexy. Drink this"

A Tall Ghoulish Looking Man With A Green Robe And Strange Symbols On His Cheeks Comes Up To You And Says

Would you?


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3 years ago

ibIVSIDGSIBWI SCREAMING AND CRYING RN 😭🤚

Idk about you all but it's hard to take dark choco serious when mans out here lookin like an emo shower curtain


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3 years ago

Put that thing back where it came from or so help me-

cryptidgemstones - Skate Fast Eat Grass

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3 years ago

fuck it. be creative even if you never really *make* anything. write out plot synopses of stories and then move on. design OCs you'll never use. make mood boards and concept art and don't do anything with them. life's too short to forget everything that inspired you and creation doesn't have to be "complete" to be worth the time you put into it.


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3 years ago

So true, bestie

Ronderu didn't die during the Huk war she was actually back at camp with a broken hand after trying to punch a protocol droid during the time her death was supposed to happen. This is canon cause I was the Lucas film studio table.


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3 years ago

Idk about you all but it's hard to take dark choco serious when mans out here lookin like an emo shower curtain


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3 years ago

I'll take 20

This Clickbait Is Literally SO Funny Because While I Get They Wanted It To Look Intimidating, That's

This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.

This Clickbait Is Literally SO Funny Because While I Get They Wanted It To Look Intimidating, That's

I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....

This Clickbait Is Literally SO Funny Because While I Get They Wanted It To Look Intimidating, That's

ONLY GROW TO BE THIS FUCKING BIG. They're super tiny!!!! Adorable little things!!! They're just babies. And I love them with my whole heart.

This Clickbait Is Literally SO Funny Because While I Get They Wanted It To Look Intimidating, That's

How can you look at this thing, full grown and harmless, and be like "that thing is gonna kill me"? U can't. Is babie.


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3 years ago

omg- they look so pretty!! And I love what you did for the hair- THE TINY SQUID ON THEY HEAD 💖💖

anything with squid ink cookie <3 squid ink cookie my beloved

The SCRUNKLY

Anything With Squid Ink Cookie

Im a bit of a beginner at art but I hope you like it!


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