I Think You People Put Too Much Pressure On What Is Or Isnt A Date Like A Date Is Literally Just Being

“the term mpreg is inherently transphobic because pregnancy is gender neutral” I hate to tell you this but in the pregnancy fetish fanfiction community they also use the term fpreg

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

"oh you have an allergy? sorry I harassed you for being a picky eater, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a picky eater, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you have chronic pain? sorry I harassed you for being lazy, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a lazy person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're autistic? sorry I harassed you for being weird, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. it's good to know you're not actually a weird person, I still get to harass those people"

"oh you're deaf? sorry I harassed you for ignoring me, I didn't realize you had a valid reason. you're just not actually a rude person, I still get to harass those people"

"man why does everything have to be a disorder now? I miss the old days when people would TAKE RESPONSIBILITY for being failures and it was socially exceptable for me to harass them, now I look like a jerk when I bully people for annoying me."

bro stop being so verbose the hoes keep having to look up dictionary definitions every time they talk to you

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give serotonin

please *grabby hands*

I chose the first option but it would be quite interest if the first were both true and the reader finds out the narrator is an immortal/god/spirit thing before finding out it is a main character.

I’d love to do a series of these short Spindlewynd Mysteries so a continuing narrator might be fun.

We failed as a society when everyone stopped wearing headphones.

fired for killing customers again

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly