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They should just rerelease megamind. Dont even remaster it just start advertising it again

"the four horsemen of the apocalypse" would be a beautiful name for a polycule

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

Day 2 (Two)

 Lesbian Pride

Characters: “Thomasia [Last name not decided | SHOA] & Aderyn [Last name not decided | SHOA]”

  [Image Description: A woman named Aderyn is carrying her girlfriend, Thomasia, in her arms. Aderyn has a lighter skin tone with wavy hair that is shaved on the side, she is looking lovingly at her girlfriend. There is a note next to her to remind the creator (myself) that she is meant to be of German descent. 

  Thomasia is a woman who has a condition that causes Hyperpigmentation causing patches of skin to be darker than the surrounding skin. Her skin is darker in comparison with Aderyn’s. Thomasia doesn’t have the majority of her right arm (has only part of the upper arm, just below the shoulder. Thomasia has her left arm wrapped around Aderyn. There is a note next to Thomasia to note that she has the condition Rheumatoid Arthritis (RA).]

  [Text in Image: Thomasia x Aderyn; (under Thomasia) twin (the meaning of the name and a note that Thomasia has a twin); (under Thomasia and twin) has RA (short for Rheumatoid Arthritis); (under Aderyn) German; June 2nd (second); Lesbian Pride]

  These two are nicknamed the ‘Cool Aunts’ of the class as while, neither of them are responsible for the class, they still are some form parent figures for the rest. Thomasia’s ability is the ability to teleport to places she has been, which is useful when trying find where a group of classmates are hiding around campus. Adelyn is one of the people you should call if you broke something but don’t want the teachers to know, with her ability to create a mimic of any object (minus organic material such as food or real animals) using a substance she can create and mold at will, she can easily fix it and if it is beyond repair, she can dig a hole to bury it.

  Image drawn on June 2nd or 6/2/2022.

what are you?

No idea

Rt <3 /p

GOD?????

Day 1 (One)

Gay Pride

Characters: “Blaze Patton ‘Vivero’ [SHOA] & Erin Strange-Brooks ‘Mothman 2: Electric Boogaloo’ [SHOA]”

 [Image Description: A man named Blaze hugging and kissing his boyfriend, Erin. Blaze has a darker skin tone and has a deep red hair that is extremely kinky (as in curly), his name is meant to be colored with the colors of the “mlm” flag colors (I believe that is what that flag is called). 

  Erin has a lighter skin tone compared to Blaze but is not white who also has wavy light blue hair. Erin’s name is colored with the colors of the bisexual flag.]

  [Text in Image: Blaze x Erin; Pride Month; #1 (one); Gay Pride]

  The two are from a story that I have nicknamed SHOA for now. The two, personality wise, are extremely different as Blaze is very open with his emotions and very quick to respond to everything, while Erin is quiet, barely speaks to acquaintances, and very slow to respond. They are even opposites in the fact that Blaze is a lot smarter than he acts and Erin is a lot dumber than how he looks.

  Though they both have been assigned as the ones who will drive on roadtrips but should never drive in any other circumstances. Blaze (as the very ‘creative’ name his parents helped him choose) has fire related abilities, or more accurately he can generate heat (which can result in fire) and has extremely high resistance to heat, fire, and for some reason molten stone (doesn’t ask how they found that out, his 8th birthday party got wild). When Blaze gets a bit emotional, he can accidentally melt the steering wheel.

  Erin is basically a walking electric generator who has to release electrical energy, so he won’t get even more damage to his nervous system or heart. This means that he is only aloud to drive electric cars as he always ends up breaking most hybrids and other kinds of cars. 

  The two didn’t really confess, they just mutually realized that they were both interested in dating each other and decided ‘okay, we are boyfriends now.’ They even forgot to tell people until like 3 months after they got together. It is as if they were just made for each other, Erin has communication problems, but Blaze is so good at reading people that he can just practically read Erin’s mind. 

  No, I will not explain Erin’s hero name yet. Not even Blaze knows why he chose ‘Mothman 2: Electric Boogaloo.’ 

  Image drawn on June 1st (first) or 6/1/2022.

 So, for the entirety of pride month this year I drew a piece of art of characters I have made that are LGBTQIA+. So, enjoy the art if you want.

  I am going to be posting the art over today and when I post it all, there is going to be a master post that has all the art

what’s the opposite of “i ship it”? i don’t mean anti-shipping i mean more along the lines of “this couple got together in canon and i want front rows seats to their future bloody bloody divorce“

Absolutely going to count this as one of the top 100 funniest images I have ever seen

hey remember how awhile back i mentioned that tiktok has a whole trend where people mix cleaning supplies well i redownloaded tiktok so im finally able to show you what i mean

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

mothman

you'll always be above

i said mothman

fly up like a dove

i said mothman

cuz you're always loved

you make me happy

A New Level of Hurt 

Logan's friends keep letting him down

Logan Sanders angst

Warnings: swearing, anxiety, self deprecating thoughts 

Word count: 778

Incoming text from Virgil: 

Hey! Sorry that this is so last minute, but we have to cancel, Lo :( Something just came up… We’ll see you next time tho 

His phone hit the bed with a soft thump. Again? His friends usually canceled the plans he made, but no matter how many times it happened, he was still let down. Why did he even try anymore? 

Collapsing back onto the mattress, he stared at the ceiling. They had no problem following through with the plans they made, but when it came to him, there were so many painfully comical excuses. What was it about him? Was he actually as annoying as he thought? Was he a damper on their fun? What was the problem? 

Mustering up just barely enough politeness to reply, he picked up his phone. 

You sent: 

No problem, Virgil. See you another time. :) 

He couldn’t identify the feeling building in his chest, but he knew it was uncomfortable. Picturing them all sitting around Virgil’s phone, laughing at how gullible he was, the feeling grew worse. 

“Logan’s so fucking stupid! I can’t believe he actually thinks we want to hang out with him.” 

“When is he going to stop inviting us over? I’m starting to feel bad for him.” 

“I’m surprised he keeps believing our excuses, they’re getting pretty bad. But he’s so naive, I bet he actually thinks something happened!” 

His breathing was becoming heavy, and the room started to feel like it was closing in. His friends must hate him, that’s the only explanation, right? 

“No- logically speaking, anything could’ve happened, they’re most likely telling the truth, there’s no need to get worked up.” He thought. 

However, even as logical as he was, nothing could stop the negative thoughts from overtaking the rational ones. 

Tears were collecting in his eyes, but he was trying as hard as possible to resist them. This was such a dumb thing to get upset over. He should’ve known. How could he have been so stupid? 

If Roman, Patton, and Virgil abandoned him, he’d be alone. They were his only friends. Would he be able to deal with being friendless? 

He suddenly remembered some advice he’d once given to Virgil. If you’re anxious, you should find a healthy distraction. 

Looking around his dimly lit room, desperately trying to find something to take his mind off the disappointment and hurt, he came up empty handed. 

His phone made a noise, pulling his attention toward the spot where it had been abandoned. That could be an adequate distraction, right?

Scrolling through the various apps, he opened Instagram. Bad choice. 

The first picture on his feed was of his friends together. It hadn’t been posted today, but last night. 

They were standing in front of an old building downtown, dressed to the nines. 

The caption read: 

Friends who slay together, stay together. 

He didn’t even have to look at the user to know it came from Roman.

Logan figured they hung out without him, and that was okay, but actually seeing it in front of him was a different story. 

Without even thinking about it, his fingers scrolled to the next picture. Thankfully, neither Virgil nor Patton had posted pictures, but he still wished he hadn’t seen it at all. 

He envisioned them mocking him again. Walking around downtown in suits and ties, talking about how glad they were it was just the three of them. 

It was safe to say this “healthy” distraction was not working. He put his phone on silent, shoved it into a drawer, and sat on the floor. 

He’d never been so uncomfortable in his life. That was the only word he could think of to describe this horrible feeling that had made a home in his stomach and now his chest. As he laid back, he realized he’d been shaking and sweating. The hardwood floor felt benevolent on his bare arms, so he removed his shirt in hopes of cooling down faster. 

The thing was, he was let down constantly. It had been happening his entire life, this was something he’d gotten used to. Why was this time any different? 

Did this confirm everything he’d ever thought about himself? 

Maybe he actually was a horrible person who wasn’t worth anyone’s time or attention. That’s why he was always alone. 

He screwed his eyes shut and clenched his jaw, trying to get rid of those thoughts. 

“I think this is a new level of hurt.” He whispered to himself while watching the ceiling fan spin circles over his head.

Watching the fan spin, he was growing sleepy. 

His eyes closed and he felt himself begin to fall asleep. 

The Next Right Thing has been helping me with my grief. I had to put my cat down 2 months ago but I’m still in so much pain so to help I sing it to myself. I’m too nervous to tell people I love this song because whenever I see someone mention it they rip it apart and call it the worst song in Frozen 2

We as a society do not give Anna enough credit, and I think that’s very poor of us.

The neurodivergent urge to do this

Here is a gif that is titled “Dan goes spinny spinny” that I finished a few days ago. This is of the Spooky!Lads AU created by @alittlesliceofcucumber which is amazing

I absolutely love this. It is very well written and I don’t think I can recommend this enough.

Routine

Summary: Logan has a routine that he follows. It’s important to have a good routine.

Word Count: 2200

Read on AO3

cws: shouting and a bit of panicking

_______________________

Things had been in a bit of an… upheaval to say the least, at least in Logan’s mind, but he’d still managed to keep at least himself on schedule, if not anyone else. He even had it printed out so as to take the burden of remembering his routine off of his mind.

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 I planned on having a much more “formal” first post but I just need to share this hilarious moment I just had playing the Sims 3.

 I was playing Sims 3 with a fairy I tried to make to be a formal twink named Foreign Person. This is the second week, I decided to tinker with his laptop to build up the Handiness skill. Just as I told him to stop and upgrade the toilet, he gets shocked and starts a fire.

 With the combined efforts of the probably weirded out butler, that I hired on a whim for this tiny apartment, and Foreign, who just wanted to make a self-cleaning toilet, we put it out. One of the firefighters the butler called arrived and I thought this would be over, ending with me being fined or something.

...

But the Sims 3 had other plans for me. Another fire started.

“weird but this happens right?” I thought.

It is put out. But it comes back again. So I put it out again without the help of that honestly quite rude firefighter. The fire starts back again out of nowhere! Once again the firefighter does nothing but complain about my fire alarm, tell me to “be more careful next time”, and get excited about a fire being present.

This was already something weird and pretty funny, but little did I know, it was barely get started.

Somewhere during the period of 10th through 20th fires, the butler finally triggers the fairy trap that Foreign set up in the shower/bath at 3:00 AM the previous night for him. This probably made that poor man even more confused about this week of employment.

Over the next ~12 in game hours, there had been at LEAST 50-60 fires happening. 

Foreign still wants to upgrade the toilet, he had just managed to get 11% done as I kept deleting the fire with cheats so he could just work. 

The butler just wants to take a bubble bath and leave this fever dream of a job in the dust after his payday. 

The two werewolf firefighters are now practically Foreign’s new roommates.

I have been laughing and giggling to myself for at least 30 minutes. I have finally decided to just save and leave before the fire starts again and restart.

I just wanted to share this tale as I never want to forget this.