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Great Horned Owl’s broad, but short wings make them surprisingly maneuverable during flight. 

I wake up early but I not refreshed and energized unless I am stressed.

When I wake up it is either like I am:

A. I am an android rebooting after shutting down due to damage and having to test my systems for damage.

Or

B. I just scrambled out of the underworlds screaming “YOU’LL BE ABLE TO CONTAIN ME, BITCHES!” At the top of my lungs with earnestly.

i have so much respect for morning people. people who wake up early feeling refreshed and energized and ready to start the day. i love you weirdos. you are bizarre to me. i am studying you under glass.

you know how sharks have rows of teeth stacked like that?

well last night i dreamed i was growing extra toes in this fashion, 15 toes on each foot and counting. the upper toes were slightly swollen to act as a sort of cover, while the lower toes were smaller but well-formed (except that the nail beds refused to harden). the only issue was potential infection in the skin folds. It was grotesque, and yet i felt flush with power. i had just gone in search of biotin supplements and athlete's foot cream when to my dismay, i woke up...

i know it kind of sucks because it's mostly used to objectify women but the trope where someone gets clawed by a monster or caught on something while trying to escape from the killer and it ruins their clothes so they end up running around in a bloodstained crop top or whatever is conceptually a little bit hilarious. "hey nice shorts where'd you get them?" "werewolf attack".

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

superheroes are so weak. “keeping my identity a secret is so hard :/” to YOU. my parents dont even know what type of music i like.

hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)

there is delaware (state) and delaware (river) 

both are equally strange

the state is a tiny little cryptid thing

the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.

the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.

Why can’t my subconscious just tell me the cool stuff it created in my characters directly instead of making figure it out months (if not like a year later)?

Like I only just realized that these two different characters who are both deeply tied to another characters life and how they ended up as who they are, are LITERALLY THE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN!

They are both

Arrogant (one is has been humbled by the character tying them together (Character C))

Geniuses

Incredibly powerful

Easily considered ‘reality benders’

Have dedicated the rest of their life towards Character C

Rich

Famous

Clever manipulators

Wanted to use Character C for personal gain, at least in the beginning

Both of the planned gains from using Character C were/are to become the most powerful being there will ever be

Wanting to control Character C (one still for personal gain and the other to prevent Character C from accidentally/purposely destroying humanity and/or reality)

Among some other differences.

I HAVEN’T NOTICED THIS UNTIL TODAY AND THESE CHARACTERS HAVE EXISTED FOR LIKE 2 YEARS AND HAVE CONSTANTLY PLAGUED MY MIND!

Hi!! :}

How are you tonight?

Thirs̷ty

Hey Copper

What's your blood type

I am not going to fall for this.

👉👈💛

After that hug he will go to sleep of course

Day 5 (Five)

Gender Identities

Characters: “Flynn ‘Puck’ [he’s just called Flynn :) | SHOA], Hosah Azriel Elderhallow [D&D Campaign], & Kolimai [doesn’t need a last name | Disaster Crew]

  [Image Description: The first character on the left is a young (seemingly) masculine person who named Flynn. He is sitting on some object with one leg tucked under the other as if trying to balance something in his lap. He has light colored that is extremely thick (so much so that it is extremely fluffy and poofy) and has heterochromia, with his right eye being dark colored and his left eye being light colored (his eye colors have not been fully decided). Flynn has large black wings that are semi folded behind him. Flynn has a darker skin tone. Flynn has several scars visible, namely one slash on the right side of his face, a slash scar on his neck horizontally, a large burn on his left knee, a few others. Flynn is wearing a t shirt that says “Great Sage Equal to Heaven” on the front and the initials “SW” on the sleeve that are supposed to be a reference to “Sun Wukong.” Flynn is also wearing shorts with boots that are not the same color.

  The second character is near the center of the image, he is named Hosah. Hosah has light colored eyes and hair, though their hair is darker than Flynn’s. Hosah is wearing high waisted pants, boots that go up to the calf, and a button up shirt with a bola tie (I think that is the term for it but it doesn’t have the gem that bola ties seem to have). His hair is long and straight, it is in a loose pony tail that is draped over chest. They have several small scars and are wearing a band on their left arm that says “Druid,” there is also fire coming from their left hand in a ball. The is a small halo over his head, though Hosah is not dead, they are simply of celestial heritage. 

  The third character is only a head that is on the right. They have glasses and smooth hair. Their name is Kolimai.]

  [Text in Image: Flynn; Genderfluid (Flynn); He/They/Em (Flynn’s Pronouns, the last one is a neopronoun); Hosah Azriel Elderhallow; Demiboy (Hosah); He/They (Hosah’s Pronouns); Kolimai; Agender (Kolimai); They/Them (Kolimai’s Pronouns); Little Fae Jerk (an accurate yet oversimplified summary of Kolimai’s character); June 5th (fifth); Gender Identities; All three (3) are geniuses]

  Flynn can be simply described as Flynn by everyone, or some people describe him as a genius “Cotton-Eye Joe” (which he has no idea why they call him this as he has great vision and isn’t named anything close to Joesph) as no one knows where he came from or where he goes in his free time. Flynn was extremely quiet at first but then suddenly started to socialize, one day he behaved as if he was an observer then suddenly the next day, he blended into the class perfectly. Everyone thought that was just some kid but the more they talked to him the more they realized he was anything but a normal kid. The main thing everyone figured out quickly, he somehow knows almost everything to know about math and science but has never heard of anything related to pop culture. He didn’t even know what ice cream or soda was. 

  Hosah is an Archdruid of the highest order, who spends his days helping the small town he helped found with an old school friend and managing many businesses. Well, most people don’t think he’s a druid, due to the fact that never shapeshifts, he is always Good Ole’ Hosah. He often pays his friend Crypt visits in their forest.

  Kolimai is the leader of the odd jobs business they run with Stephan and Nicoren. They also have an OBSURD amount of doctorates, because what else are immortals supposed to do? Stephan and Kolimai met when Stephan was 10 during the aftermath of the garlic bread incident. And Stephan & Kolimai met Nicoren at the same time. While the Kolimai knows a decent amount about the other two, they don’t really know a lot. They know Kolimai is cursed, and they know that their immortality and eternal youth aren’t curse... but other than that, they don’t know sh*t.

  Image drawn on June 5th (fifth) or 6/5/2022.

loudspeaker interference ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THERE IS A FUCKING BEAST LOOSE IN THE HARDWARE AISLE

Dude has a death wish

g

give serotonin

please *grabby hands*

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

women want me, fish want me, the state wants me

Day 4 (Four)

Trans Pride

Characters: “Kit/Kitty [last name not decided yet | Wacky World (Name of work may change)], Nicoren [no last name in canon | Disaster Crew], Alyssa [last name not decided yet | SHOA], & Gene [last name not decided yet | SHOA]”

  [Image Description: There are four characters in the image. The one in the top left corner is a Demiboy who likes to be called either Kit or Kitty (both are fine for them) Who has asexual pride shoes and omni fingerless fishnet gloves. Kit also wearing a trans pride t shirt and is obviously not a human as they have large cat like ears that are gray, turning darker at the tips and a fluffy cat tale that has a white tip with the rest of the tail being of a gray tabby pattern. They are Caucasian with eyes that are supposed to be green with fluffy red hair. 

  Nicoren from Day 3 (three) is at the top right part of the image. He is upside down, using his legs to hand from a branch. He is wearing a black croptop. You can see the thing that has to be a tattoo that is supposed on the inside of his lower right arm but I will admit that I mistakenly put it on the wrong arm.

  On the bottom left is a woman named Alyssa who has long wavy, blonde hair and light brown eyes. She is wearing a trans pride sweater.

  On the bottom center is someone who is named Gene, who has striking blue-green eyes and wavy black hair that does down to where the neck attaches to the torso. They are wearing a privacy mask with noise cancelling headphones that have two mics on them so you can still hear certain noises. The headphones have one yellow side (Gene’s right) and one magenta side (Gene’s left). Gene has vaguely tanned skin.]

  [Text in Image: ‘Kit’ or ‘Kitty’; he/them (Kitty’s Pronouns); Nicoren; he/him (Nicoren’s pronouns); Alyssa; she/her (Alyssa’s Pronouns); Gene: they/them (Gene’s Pronouns); June 4th (fourth); Trans Pride]

  You have already heard about Nicoren so I shall talk about the other catboy, Kit. Kit has always been on the shy side, but observant. For a long time, He didn’t realize he was trans but now that he knows, he is a lot happier. He has his small group of friends and is happy about it. 

  Alyssa has triplet who is still alive and one that isn’t. She is now the oldest sibling, she has the unique ability to transform parts of her body into weapons. Though she doesn’t do ranged weapons as she would need ammo, and would rather not lose her teeth. She is definitely an extravert but is very anxious about a lot of things.

  While Gene can in fact hear and quite well, they are selectively mute. But this doesn’t limit their ability to communicate as they can easily make a connection to other people’s minds, thus allowing them to telepathically communicate with people, this is only part of their abilities as the main one they use is the ability to change how people are processing the environment or see someone’s worst fear. Essentially, they can make someone see them as a blonde while another thinks they have bubblegum pink skin all with Gene’s mind. Because most people don’t work on building a defense against people with telepathic abilities, it doesn’t take long for Gene to be able to perceive their thoughts. They thought that they could (theoretically, they never did this, because why should they) manipulate everyone into either worshiping them or not be able to perceive them that was until they met Flynn. To this day, Gene can’t do anything to Flynn. Which is exactly why Gene became close friends with Flynn, because they did NOT want to be enemies or rivals with someone they can’t read the mind of. 

  Image drawn on June 4th (fourth) or 6/4/2022. 

rtumblr is this anything

Thank you Governor Newsom

I am pretty sure that this is related in some way to ‘rejection sensitivity’ which is at least a bit common in people with ADHD. 

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

That’s not what the tags are for. The tags are where I put my insane thoughts for my mutuals to watch like I’m an animal in a zoo

thinking of when I had a dream I was an aging white father of 3 kids and my weeping wife was begging me to not leave (I don’t know why I was leaving her) and as I walked out the front door of our suburban home I turned around in my khakis and said “I’m sorry, but I have to go now and….I’m never coming back. I love you” and then woke up like

Global warming has taken so much from us

it's probably just the influence of Puss In Boots, but nowadays whenever i have a dream about a talking cat (happens every 2-3 weeks), said cat has a spanish accent

gay people love it when a man is in love with another man and they beat each other up

Day 3 (Three)

Bi Pride

Characters: “Nicoren [no last name in canon | Disaster Crew] & Stephan Castellanos-Nomikos [Disaster Crew]”

  [Image Description: Two people stand near each other with part of a big cat next to one character to show that he is related (not in a family way, in a concept way) to it. The man on the left who has the big cat, specifically one based on a jaguar that has a condition that causes the production of a lot of melanin, is named Nicoren. Nicoren has dark skin, oddly green eyes, and curly black hair that seems to have some deep jade green in it. Nicoren is wearing a tank top with the text “I’m purrfect” on it in the bisexual colors, he is also wearing black shorts with bisexual leggings, and black boots to finish this look. Nicoren appears to have a strange tattoo on the inside of his lower right arm, he is also a “were-jaguar” or at least something that can be called that. 

  The man on the right is a Caucasian with messy blond hair and golden eyes who is named Stephan of the Castellanos-Nomikos family. Stephan is still sitting down and is much bigger than Nicoren.]

  [Text in Image: Stephan; 7′2″ (seven feet and two inches, or around 218 [two hundred and eighteen] and a half centimeters) monstrosity (in reference to the fact that Stephan is a ridiculously tall being; ‘(no one in fam [family] knows why he is so tall); Nicoren; lowkey 6′4″ (six feet and four inches, or around 193 [one hundred and ninety three] centimeters); You think he’s like 5′6″ (five feet and six inches, or around 167 [one hundred and sixty seven] and a half centimeters) but no (in reference to Nicoren); Both Bisexual; combination of Nicolau & Renato (a note of the names combined to make Nicoren’s name); leads people to victory (the meaning of Nicolau, to my knowledge); reborn (meaning of Renato, to my knowledge); Were Jaguar; June 3rd (third); Bi Pride]

   These two (plus their friend) are not apart of any universe I have made yet but I want to state that they are somewhat inspired by alittlesliceofcucumber‘s Spooky Lads! AU. They aren’t dating but close friends. The three of them have a business of sorts that is basically “pay us a commission and suggest what we do, and we try our best to do it (without destroying the world)” they will even do some less than legal things but they generally won’t commit murder. They are often mistaken for monster hunters as they often do things related to the supernatural but they are very much not. 

  Nicoren and Stephan get along great, with their love language being lovingly insulting each other, being salty, and sarcasm, but they have one genuine argument that they will never agree on and will go on until someone stops them. It is all about whether being turned a vampire, but your heart never stopped beating until they were full vampire, could be considered dying. 

  Here are some close ups of the two.

  [Image Description: A close up Nicoren and more specifically the text. You can see that here Nicoren has fangs. Nicoren is doing finger guns. A small example of the tattoo is seen off of Nicoren’s body. It looks like a “t” with a shape similar to the circular part of the on/off button that on electrical devices. The circular part does not touch the “t” and is at the bottom/smooth part of a “t”]

  [Text in Image: Nicoren;  combination of Nicolau & Renato (a note of the names combined to make Nicoren’s name); leads people to victory (the meaning of Nicolau, to my knowledge); reborn (meaning of Renato, to my knowledge); Were Jaguar; June 3rd (third); Bi Pride]

  Nicoren is the newest member of this odd jobs club and least educated. He is both the muscle, the looks, and the distraction. He can best be described using three (3) words that start with the letter ‘b,’ bada**, b*tch, and b*stard. He knows that he is a solid 10 on looks but cannot read (Stephan and Kolimai are teaching him) but he can identify a crazy amount of random stuff. 

  [Image Description: A close up of Stephan so you can see the text better and see that his eyes are golden with tones of red and not brown.]

  [Text in Image:  Stephan; 7′2″ (seven feet and two inches, or around 218 [two hundred and eighteen] and a half centimeters) monstrosity (in reference to the fact that Stephan is a ridiculously tall being; ‘(no one in fam [family] knows why he is so tall); Both Bisexual]

  Stephan is from a well known, famous, and powerful family of magic users (most are sorcerers but some are wizards) and is an extremely intelligent young man... so you would think he would be good at magic... but his genetics decided to be a**holes and gave a condition where he will get migraines, mild vertigo, and very severe motion sickness when he casts (or even affected by) magic. There is only one spell he can cast without this condition activating, summon balloons. He is also gained a habit where if he panics and can cast a spell, he will cast that spell. It has solved a lot of problems, but it also made a ridiculous amount of problem exponentially worse. 

  He is extremely stubborn, clever, and can hold a grudge for eternity. He may be an a**hole, but he is a loving a**hole.

  Image drawn on June 3rd or 6/3/2022.