Latest Posts by cryptidzatitagain - Page 8

It’s like… some kinda reverse fishbowl….

Ghosty ghost

I don’t get suprised by AO3 tags often but I have to say I’ve never seen these two words together. 

I was the child of two of my OCs. I had to do my homework but got bored so I flew out the window to explore the town. I met up with Wilbur Soot and he told me to study for my religion test (which was weird since I actually had a religion test coming up, thanks Wilbur Soot).

you know if joel does take the antagonist route i think itll be interesting to see whether that at all effects hermès. like do you think they’ll be in the middle of battle and joel’s watch will beep and he’ll stop all fighting so he can walk hermès home from school and to sausage, who also doesnt mind a potentially evil god having 50/50 custody of his kid?

Welcome to empiresblr Mr OrionSound :D

fired for killing customers again

Y do u hate when people say "previous tags"

Etiquette.

I’m helping

[Image description: An AO3 tag that reads ”a bunch of oneshots in a trench coat.” End description].

Because of speed and convenience. If it of any comfort, I use a kettle instead of microwave.

I just want every non-american who gets mad about microwaving hot water for tea to know that my family owns a kettle and I use the microwave anyway. I will not change and I want you to die mad about it.

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

i've never felt young lol i was 14 feeling like a three times divorced woman

girls are literally always saying this to me

hey, uh. what the shit

please be patient with me i am experiencing horrors unknown to you at all times

you ever notice how dogs get along just fine without magic

Tch, you don't even know about the dog wizards

thank god i’m hot enough to get away with how annoying i am

to all the queer kids who have parents who aren't openly homophobic but still not Nice about their queerness. Its okay to feel mad about it. Just because you're in a physically safe place doesn't mean that it can't be frustrating and heartbreaking to not be accepted. to feel like you have to shove yourself into a box to be loved. your feelings are valid. you deserve all the proud acceptance in the world

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

It’s important to do your own research

Shapes are so hard :(

Well time to open my equivalent of a Pandora’s box but hopefully there will be no plagues and flaws inside

Chaos will either bless me for my curiosity or rain down disappointment for my foolish yearning for caffeine