Because Of Woke They're Making A Female Version Of The Bastard Sword Called The Bitch Blade

Sometimes when I see a clown/jester character I can't but feel like a bird.

Like yes, you colorful silly guy dance and hop around for me with your weird noises as I fall in love and you become my favourite character.

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Okay but like what if

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"V. What is that."

"Hm?" Your partner grumbles, eyes never leaving their monitor as you point repeatedly at their bed. "What's what?"

"That. That right there on your bed. On your pillow."

The rapid clicking of their keyboard falls silent. "Oh. The plushie? Yeah, I bought that for you. No big deal.

"No big- Dude. That isn't just a plushie. It's the plushie. The one I told you I had since I was a baby. The one I lost when I was a kid. The one I literally showed you five days ago and haven't been able to find for years that wasn't an arm and a leg.

"Well... That's what having filthy rich parents gets you. I expect mandatory cuddles whenever, and wherever I want along with zero questions about white stains on your clothing for at least a month. You're welcome."

I was sitting in my bedroom at night with my window open, and a seal jumped in. I don’t know where it came from. Or how it jumped into a second story window from ground level? But it did. And was just laying there on my bed and it let me pet it. I’m pretty sure touching seals is illegal so I was really scared but I did keep petting it.

draw it bad and draw it weird and draw it catered only to yourself and draw it wobbly and draw it too small and draw it with the default brush and draw it without using references and draw it and leave it unfinished and draw it for the first time and draw it

Parents having more than one gay son is always so fucking funny to me like. Your mom is a faggot factory

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