I Like Working At Plant Store. Sometimes You Ring Up Someone And There's A Slug On Their Plant And So

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

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2 months ago

Is it weird I kinda want a monster Incel? Like he believes all humans are supposed to be a certain way but then they meet the first human and are initially disillusioned/upset but over time begin to regret their actions after falling in love and seeing humans as more than really hot porn/pictures online

Is It Weird I Kinda Want A Monster Incel? Like He Believes All Humans Are Supposed To Be A Certain Way

content: gender neutral reader, NSFW

I'm thinking of a monster incel who is deeply envious and frustrated because he thinks humans only like conventionally attractive monsters.

He reads the comments from the human world with a resentful frown. "Of course he's hot," he grunts, eyeing the rather tasteful sketch of a tall, muscular orc. He turns to the mirror for comparison: multiple limbs, tendrils, a gargantuan body of darkness and blight. He doesn't have abs, nor a handsomely pale complexion and chiseled jaw. He is but an abstract aberration, a crooked ghoul.

It only makes sense that when he encounters you, his yearning and curiosity are swiftly replaced by anger. Give it a moment to fully process his existence, and you'll be disappointed, perhaps frightened. Maybe even disgusted.

He might as well get something out of this unplanned affair. With instinctual greed, he pins you to the ground, taking in your scent. His heart throbs with anticipation. How will you react once he's deep inside you, thrusting relentlessly and with sheer indifference to your protests? His razor-sharp teeth clamp together in seething jealousy; he can almost hear your sobs, feel your little fingers clawing around his hideous body, trying to escape. Of course, he's not the kind of monster you wanted. He's not-

Underneath his heaving chest, your small human form lays limp. He considers whether you've already given up and accepted your fate, when he notices the perverted grin spread across your face. It seems he never considered the possibility of a true monster fucker.

"Well? What're you staring for," you say with impatience, gesturing for the beast to hurry up and fuck you already.

Is it too late to ask you out on a proper date?

Is It Weird I Kinda Want A Monster Incel? Like He Believes All Humans Are Supposed To Be A Certain Way
1 month ago
Photography Project. Had Fun With This One

Photography project. Had fun with this one

4 weeks ago
The Chunky TV, The MySpace Emo, Ouran Highschool Host Club… Those Were The Days.

The chunky TV, the MySpace emo, Ouran highschool host club… those were the days.

2 months ago

Yan!Merman x Reader x Yan!Prince: Endings

The opinions regarding this story were unsurprisingly leaning towards the merman as your final choice, though there were some people who did vote for the prince. Allow me to suggest you a third, bonus ending that you can unlock: awkward polycule that somehow works out in the end.

Arrogant, yet insecure Prince who is so desperate to have you that he'll put up with any condition. Yes, even if he must live next to the creature. He's constantly trying to prove his feelings and seems to believe this is a competition of sorts. Despite his outspoken disgust for the merman, the battle-hardened royal will often jump to his defense, cutting short any disrespectful display. No one dares to question the monster in his presence. Don't bring it up, though, he will become angry and embarrassed and deny everything.

Cursed merman who doesn't care about anything else other than having you. He's unexpectedly indifferent to the nobleman joining in and is painfully oblivious to his ardent challenges. In fact, he quite admires the human's passion and virtuous nature, often trying to copy his behavior. Doesn't really register the hostility and thinks the prince is just shy, awkward, or self-conscious. Wait, he's self-conscious about his monstrous self, too! Perhaps they've been friends all along.

Reader who's just enjoying the show. You sure went beyond your family's expectations, huh? They wanted you to finally bring home a husband, and you ended up with two!

Yan!Merman X Reader X Yan!Prince: Endings
4 weeks ago
Prinxiety.......... Sighhhh......... Dont Mind The Thing On The Right My Friend Decided To Write That

prinxiety.......... sighhhh......... dont mind the thing on the right my friend decided to write that LOL, if there's any other ship you guys are interested in lmk! :D

4 weeks ago

pls just let me be a dumb stupid kitty and not think for a while... make me do things for (or to) you, control me, take care of me or make me listen to everything you say but whatever happens DON'T let me think for myself!!! this shit is TIRING just wanna be a pretty kitten that goes meow meow meow and behaves

5 months ago

🚨 We Need Your Kindness to Survive 🚨

Hello, My name is Mosab Elderawi, and I live in Gaza with my family. Life here has become harder than I ever imagined, and I’m writing this with hope in my heart that you might hear our story.

The ongoing war has devastated my family. We’ve lost 25 family members—each one a beloved part of our lives, taken too soon. I miss them deeply—their laughter, their presence, their love. Every day is a reminder of this unimaginable loss.

🚨 We Need Your Kindness To Survive 🚨

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🚨 We Need Your Kindness To Survive 🚨

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We are now facing daily challenges to survive—things that most people take for granted, like food, clean water, and a safe place to sleep. The harsh realities of life here have replaced our dreams with the constant fight for survival.

Our Current Situation:

💔 Lost Stability: The war has left us without work or a stable source of income. 🍞 Basic Needs: Food and water are becoming harder to afford with rising prices and scarce resources. 📚 Dreams on Hold: Like so many here, my family’s dreams have been replaced by the need to simply survive. 😢 Unimaginable Loss: Losing 25 loved ones has left a void that can never be filled.

How You Can Help:

I’m sharing our story with the hope that someone out there might care. Even $5 can make a big difference for us, and if you’re unable to donate, just reblogging this post can help spread the word.

Your kindness, no matter how small, is something we’ll never forget.

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Your support is not about changing our entire situation—it’s about giving us a little relief, a little hope, and a way to keep going. We are not asking for much, and we understand if you can’t donate. Sharing our story is just as valuable to us as a donation.

Thank you for reading this far. It means the world to us to know that someone is listening. Your kindness gives us strength and helps us believe in a better tomorrow.

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2 months ago

I'm thinking of two Yandere Cat Demi-Humans who are super pampered and spoiled, but they like to bully the stray that frequents their alleyway.

You're just so cute and scruffy. They like seeing how your ears flatten and how you hiss at the two of them. They just take all your anger with shit eating grins despite it all.

Despite the fact you probably have fleas, and you eat their trash to survive, they still can concede to the fact that they'd probably prefer you inside with them. It's dangerous out there, and how are they supposed to make fun of you if you end up caught in some demi-human shelter or killed?

You might not deserve to wear the diamond collars that they wear, but you'll certainly look better with some high quality leather and a little bell.

And when you're locked up inside with them, unable to leave their strong arms while being pinned between them, they can think of new, exciting ways to make you miserable.

2 months ago
A photo of Willabee, a brown tabby cat with green eyes. She is rolled over on the carpet, looking vaguely towards the viewer with big eyes.

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2 months ago
It Took Me Forever To Work On In Short Bursts While Still Injured, But Sometimes And Idea Just Sinks

It took me forever to work on in short bursts while still injured, but sometimes and idea just sinks its teeth into you and won't let go. 🦁

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