cunfuzzled
Hi I'm way too deep into the hetalia fandom someone please help me
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Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor
Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.
I don’t... even know why
# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB
Updated Master List
I’ve been abandoning, editing, or pulling down materials I’m not happy with lately. Along with general inactivity on Tumblr, I realized my post history is inaccurate. Thus, I present all completed material I have written and still actively have up. Note this is Hetalia content unless otherwise stated.
Fake It Until You Make It: Ivan fakes a relationship with Alfred to get out of his miserable marriage. Clean-ish human AU with rusame and rochu. 13 chapters.
Heart Of Hearing: An entire universe of FACE interaction that begins around Matthew as a deaf child. This is a massive domestic story, being released weekly until it’s conclusion. Nedcan, rusame, denpru, and much more. 55 chapters and counting.
Landing Off Course: Alfred’s plane crashes into the sea, but he miraculously survives. Clean human AU rusame created for MerMay. 6 chapters
Fuck And Burn The House Down: Title says it all. Dirty rusame. 1 chapter.
A Bunny’s Tail: Alfred and Ivan do pet play. Dirty rusame. 1 chapter. For Family: Sad historical Canada in WW2. Clean with no ships. 1 chapter.
A Fairy Big Problem: Fairy prince Alfred is sent to Earth as disciplinary punishment. Cleanish rusame and nedcan. 14 chapters.
The Spy That Stole My Heart: Spy Alfred is forced to work with reformed super villain Ivan on a dangerous mission in France. Very violent spy AU rusame. 11 chapters.
Hopping Mad Over You: Lars loses his beloved pet rabbit in the apartment, magic ensues. Clean human AU nedcan. 1 chapter.
Birds Of A Feather: Matthew, god of birds, has chosen a new mate. Clean gods AU nedcan, prucan, and rusame. 1 chapter.
Friendship Is Magic: Matthew is the unhappiest village member of friendship village. Violent dirty My Little Pony/Hetalia mix with nedcan and rusame. 1 chapter.
Crazy Love: Matthew’s alien crazed father is set up with eccentric recluse Ivan. Cleanish human AU nedcan, rusame and amefra. 7 chapters.
His Song: Matthew sings Lars a song. Clean canon nedcan. 1 chapter.
Learning Her Way: Matthew escorts his transgender girlfriend to school. Clean human AU nedcan. 1 chapter.
Matthew, The Worst Demon Ever: Matthew is very bad at tormenting Lars. Lars doesn’t seem to mind. Very violent demon AU nedcan and fruk. 8 chapters.
Love Is For The Birds: Matthew is a Canadian goose in a zoo. Clean zoo AU with nedcan. 1 chapter.
Two Terrible People In Love: France and England are assholes watching TV. Clean canon AU fruk. 1 chapter.
Eyes For You: Canada slips Netherlands a note during a meeting. Clean canon nedcan. 2 chapters.
Hot Canadian Pizza: Lars delivers a saucy pizza. Dirty-ish human AU nedcan. 1 chapter.
Till We Part: Ivan’s wife dies, and Alfred comforts him. Clean human AU rusromano and rusame. 1 chapter.
Giving Chase: Wolf has feelings, and he is not great at expressing them. Dirty-ish Nu Pogodi! fic (soviet cartoon give it a chance). 7 chapters.
Cut Above The Rest: Alfred commits suicide. Violent canon implied rusame. 2 chapters.
I Choose You: Alfred and Ivan are roommates in the complicated world of pokemon. Violent Pokemon/human Hetalia AU with nedcan and rusame. 26 chapters.
Paternity Testing: Sweden gets a surprising paternity test result. Clean canon with no ships. 1 chapter.
Curses And Gifts: Follow Natalia as she moves beyond suicidal mental blocks. Clean-ish human AU with hunbela lesbians. 2 chapters.
Love, Magic, And Insurance Fraud: Toris’s life falls apart after he buys a fridge off a shady polish website. Cleanish modern fantasy AU with poliet, prucan, and rusame. 15 chapters.
Shut Down: Alfred hides at Ivan’s house while his government is in turmoil. Dirty canon rusame. 1 chapters.
Curiosity Killed The Cat: Detectives Ivan and Alfred team up to solve a grisly crime. Dirty human AU rusame, aushun, and more. 17 chapters.
Happy Birthday: Russia goes insane in his apartment. Violent canon with implied rusame. 1 chapter.
From The Web: Alfred gets a spider obsessed new roommate. Apocalypse AU with rusame and geripan. 20 chapters.
Learning From My Mistakes: Grow with Toris as he stumbles through the hard lessons of school, friendship, and what love actually is. Dirty human AU with poliet, lietbel, and rusame. 15 chapters.
Fortunes, Folly, And Vodka: Ivan, a Russian gypsy con artist, can suddenly see ghosts. Dirty modern fantasy AU with spamano, gerita, and ruscan. 11 chapters.
The Founding Of Kievan Rus: Ivan is a young nation that is willing to get his hands dirty. Historical canon with no ships. 1 chapter.
Life Debt: Alfred rescues Ivan from himself after the USSR dissolves. Violent canon rusame. 11 chapters
Far From Home: Lost cosmonaut Ivan is rescued by alien alfred in deep space. Dirty space AU with rusame and packed with aliens. 19 chapters.
Bottled Emotions: Alfred loses his temper on the job. Violent canon AU with implied rusame. 1 chapter.
Hetalia Monsters Universe Series: This is three connected stories about Alfred loving Ivan, who has been a secret sea monster for centuries. It is domestic canon rusame, but also has heaps of tentacle sex. Part one is 9 chapters, part two is 7 chapters, and part three is 2 chapters.
His Amazing Grace: Alfred sustains massive brain damage, and Ivan helps him heal. Cleanish canon rusame. 15 chapters.
A Life Of Glitter: Alfred and Ivan raise Matthew in the glory days of the 1980′s. Clean fluffy human AU. 5 chapters.
Madness And Profits: A poem about mad scientist Alfred seducing business man Ivan. Cleanish human AU rusame. 1 chapter.
Lost And Found: Monster hunter Alfred attempts to rehabilitate insane wizard Ivan. Dirty fantasy AU rusame. 11 chapters.
Life Is Not A Sitcom: Alfred is seduced by Belarus, but it backfires hilariously. Cleanish canon rus/ame/bel poly. 10 chapters.
Ambitions Beyond The Stars: Alfred asks Ivan to kill someone for him, and their relationship grows from it. Violent canon rusame with sappy ending. 47 chapters.
The Oops: Ivan accidentally becomes pregnant. Dirty canon rusame. 6 chapters.
Branding The Future: Ivan and Alfred take over the world. Clean canon rusame. 2 chapters.
Weapons Of Mass Distraction: Italy has secret weapon technology that Ivan and Alfred want. Clean canon with implied rusame. 1 chapter.
Feeling Feline: Ivan is a sexy cat. Cleanish canon with humour. 1 chapter.
Fate Follows: Russia discovers a deadly secret about America. Cleanish canon rusame. 10 chapters.
Dark Destiny: Necromancer king Ivan takes prince Alfred hostage. Clean fantasy AU rusame and fruk. 3 chapters.
Beauty To Die For: 1920′s Assassin Ivan desires mafia wife Amelia. Clean 1920′s crime AU. 1 chapter.
So I got signed up for trumps text and email notifications, and didn't unsubscribe, so I could mess with his surveys and data, and also, some of the messages were kinda funny. And I got this message today.
I dont think I have to tell you that this is absolutely delusional. But if you want to know, here's a few reasons why:
1. He thinks there is peace in the middle east
2. Even if there were total peace there, he thinks he caused it, even as he has done things that have caused the opposite of peace.
3. He thinks he deserves a fuckng Nobel peace prize right now. As 155,000 Americans have died directly because of him, and he pushes for actions that would increase this death toll.
And the "all Patriots who agree" is a blatant manipulation tactic. If this isn't put in the history books as examples of american propaganda, I don't know what will.
It's my mental breakdown and I get to project my issues onto my favorite characters
My bad bro, guess I've just seen too many posts where the blame is put on the average, individual person rather than mega corporations and the incredibly wealthy. It really should be obvious, but unfortunately, too many people spread stuff that insinuates this is the fault of the lower classes, and you as an individual should have been able to stop it :/ (your original post is very accurate tho, sorry if my reply came off as harsh or attacking your post, definitely didn't mean it that way)
fuck it, i'm going to say it: MOST OF THE SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN 2020 IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS THEMSELVES, NOT BECAUSE PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN HAVING BAD LUCK THESE PAST 8 MONTHS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY NONSENSE. IT IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS.
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
I'm gonna say most of this shit was caused by a handful of humans in particular, and made worse by that same group. You cannot blame the lower classes for the fucked up things people in power and corporations are doing
fuck it, i'm going to say it: MOST OF THE SHIT THAT HAPPENED IN 2020 IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS THEMSELVES, NOT BECAUSE PLANET EARTH HAS BEEN HAVING BAD LUCK THESE PAST 8 MONTHS OR SOME OTHER SHITTY NONSENSE. IT IS BECAUSE OF HUMANS.
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Political activist on the streets, depressed bitch in the sheets
Anyone have revenge ideas that will absolutely fucking destroy a person's life? Make them an empty husk of who they once were?
Asking for a friend
Hello everyone!
This special announcement is for the Rusame/amerus lovers!
Are you in need of a community that loves these two dorks very much? Would you like to show off your amazing art, cosplays, and stories? Trying to find role play partners? Or how about making new friends and doing fun events?
If so, then this Rusame/amerus amino community is for you!
I can say without a doubt that I love this community very much, and it was actually the start and inspiration to start this blog of mine. I’ve met great people and made friends that are extremely wonderful. This place is a great way to share your creations that you feel could use more of an audience to see.
The community right now is quiet, but I promise you that with the new change of leadership and having more people join, it will such a fun and loving place to be in!!
If intrigued to experience all the fun, the link is down below! And feel free to give me a follow! I do special polls or post things that I may not post here!
http://aminoapps.com/invite/1GPRIYL5ZL
Jesus fucking christ I was on some emo shit
This life is a monotonous cycle of suffering. I arise each morning exhausted to spend the day with unpleasant company doing unpleasant work. I return home only to suffer through more numbing work, and it matters not whether I have the time to enjoy myself, for I am too tired to do much more. It repeats day after day, week after week, with only a small pause, a brief reprieve, to give me a taste of what I cannot have. A taunting, teasing, reprieve. Not long enough to offer me the salvation I long for, only just enough to keep me going. Keeping me trapped in the cycle, keeping me conscious through the punishment.
HEY!!
if youre an artist who cant afford photoshop definitely DO NOT go to my google drive to pirate the program, that would be so bad!!!
do NOT click this link right here and DO NOT enter the password ghostE2008 when it asks for it!!! thatd be super bad!!
Anyone who writes fanfiction or draws fanart is absolutely fucking superb like idc if you think your own art or writing is shitty, when I read/view it I am whisked into a different world and it brings me peace and serenity for a few moments so keep on writing and drawing yall ily!!!!
Things that Happened in my Sims 3 game
(fairy) Nick Alto SHREDDING on the snowboard
Paparazzi coming into my room at night in China and watching my Sim sleep (help)
This lady standing outside the movie theater in winter with a bikini (you go girl)
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