I Don’t... Even Know Why

You know what needs to stop?

Genderbending only one character in a relationship to make the relationship hetero/homosexual.

Seriously. If you're going to make a genderbent AU, dont half ass it and only change the gender of one.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Alfred: let's play 21 questions you start

Ivan: uhh what's your favorite color

Alfred: triangle, do you like men

God works hard, but I work harder

School is actually hell like why tf do I wake up at 5 every morning just to go and sit alone all through my classes and at lunch too surrounded by people i hate

Hey so dont take this too seriously cuz idk

Hey tumblr, so I'm officially coming out to tumblr as biromantic or homoromantic, and this is just so I can write my thoughts, sorry if I get any terms wrong so hgsfhshfsgh here we go:

I know I'm asexual, so that's like the only thing im pretty certain of in this text, I've know that for about a year now. But like I used to only have crushes on boys, but i could never imagine holding hands with or kissing or hugging a boy romantically, but I still felt nervous and blushy around them, but I feel nervous and blushy around all boys I'm not super good friends with, but more so with the boys I had a crush on. Then i had my first real(i think?)crush on a female i had been friends with for a while and like it wasn't like the others cuz I could imagine kissing and hugging her romantically, and then I started to notice how I would be 10 times more comfortable kissing a girl than a boy but like I've never thought I was gay/bi/pan/whatever so I think I'm biromantic???? I've had crushes on guys and now on girls but they were very different. Idk really if you know pls tell me

He has a mouth, doesn't he?

Would you ever fuck Amerimochi

I think the real question is HOW would you fuck Amerimochi

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

Okay, so apparently there are only 200 employees that work on tumblr and with around 452 mil blogs that’s like one employee per 2.2 mil users 

man, if this place is a jungle that’s probably because that’s a lot of freaking kids for one babysitter woah

jaboukie's blue checkmark got taken away plus he's suspended. his tweets were cultural resets