Cunfuzzled - Alfred Is A Chaotic Mess

Okay I know the bible is basically a shared google doc turned into a tumblr shitpost, but can we start talking about 1 Corinthians 7:5? It's essentially saying "when you're not praying, you better be having sex or else satan will get you" and this was the highlight of my boring ass bible study

Just two cats cuddling❤

I'd like to see you try and make me drink water I enjoy being as dehydrated as a 5 month old craisin

If you see this, you have to drink a glass of water.

Don’t you dare come back without drinking a glass of water.

Reblog it with a comment “DONE!” only if you drank a glass of water

Murder(n): The unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another.

Murder(v): Kill (someone) unlawfully and with premeditation.

Guns are made to shoot a bullet at a high velocity, putting enough force behind it that it can pierce things from far away, the power and range depending on the type of gun and bullet.

They are not made to "murder".

Guns are used for hunting, bench shooting, self defense, ceremonial celebrations, war, suicide, etc.

All of these things are not murder.

Yes, guns can and are used to murder, but it is blatantly incorrect to say guns were made to murder, and their sole purpose is murder.

(I am not saying anything about politics, or gun reform, or attacking you personally, I just feel it is incorrect to say guns were created to murder based on the definition of the word)

I want to know

Who the F U C C made this

And why do I like it

“I guess they never miss huh?” - Finland

xiyao: ugly, dry, jin guangyao manipulated and lied to lxc for their entire relationship and hurt/killed ppl important to him, doesnt involve nie mingjue, no potential

nielan: sexy as fuck, so much potential, free real estate, dramatic and tender, two sect leaders, involves nie mingjue, nmj genuenly cared for lxc, overall good

Rock scissors paper

Our plan is no plan at all! -Alfred during Allied Forces meeting one day

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

Shaken and Baken maybe?

What’s the past tense of ‘shake-and-bake?’

Shake-and-baked?

Shook-and-baked?

Shook-and-book?