Mmmm I Think I Have An Obsession

Cutie

My girlfriend: *exists* Me: *gay noises of panic*

my brother sent me this and I think he just gets me sometimes

(by ditzyflama on twitter)

yes, they’re also gay and madly in love

Ukraine: How are you ever going to marry someone nice like America?

Russia: Which one is it? Marry someone nice or someone like America?

America: If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffee.

Russia: If you were my husband, I’d drink it.

How do you portray the emotion "I'm too scared to instigate anything but like I totally want you to kiss me"

@howaboutyoudont oh no it's happening oh God oh n-

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

Okay so I was gonna write a fanfic but my ideas were all over the place so I didnt even know where to begin and I texted my girlfriend and this woman just??? Organized my ideas perfectly??? And made it work??? And so now I have a plan and an idea of where this fanfic is going and actually i can write it now @howaboutyoudont you are actually a godsend and I'm sorry for what I will do to Japan's emotions in the spin off fanfic I'm planning

It's 2020 bitches let's go punch this year in the dick

(Also a kiss for my girlfriend they say new years kisses bring good luck I love you ❤)

Cedar, Sandalwood and Eucalyptus. What a lie. We all know I smell like dirt and French fry oil

new meme, this birthday candle website tells you what three scents a fanfic writer would use to describe how you smell

i smell like bergamot, cinnamon, and mahogany