HOLY SHIT GRANDMA DIANE IS THAT YOU???

I'd like to see you try and make me drink water I enjoy being as dehydrated as a 5 month old craisin

If you see this, you have to drink a glass of water.

Don’t you dare come back without drinking a glass of water.

Reblog it with a comment “DONE!” only if you drank a glass of water

Cutie

Genie: I will grant you three wishes.

Me: hypothetically, would I be able to make it so the laws of gravity apply to everything except spiders? And if I were to do that, would all the spiders begin to ascend as they no longer have to abide by the rules that keep them down?

Genie:

Just two cats cuddling❤

Ivan's the interpreter between Alfred and the babushkas and that's why he can get away with crushing on Al openly cause Al will never know. The conversations are all like "You two are such a nice couple. When's the wedding?" "She said you're very friendly and you should visit more." "Oh, thanks! Tell her I think she's sweet." "He says the wedding will be soon. In Alaska." By the time Alfred tries to talk to the ladies himself they're supposedly married with 50 children, a cat and a fucking whale

THAT’S SO CUTE?? also god i can just imagine ivan and the babushkas talking behind al’s back like,

the babushkas when meeting alfred for the first time: [in russian] ivan! you never told me your boyfriend was so handsome!

ivan replying in russian: isn’t he? he’s got the prettiest blue eyes, his smile is dazzling, and when he laughs it makes my heart melt.

al, oblivious: haha what are we talking about?

ivan, immediately: i told them you drool in your sleep

Both me and the person who got it for me would be dead it's perfect

Electric Kazoo

Wow I should probably get some sleep instead of this buttttt

I swear to God I am so fucking done with school all my teachers are like

FiNaL eXaMs ArE cOmInG uP iN a WeEk AnD sTuDeNtS nEeD tImE tO sTuDy???

wHy DoNt We AsSiGn MuLtIpLe LaRgE pRoJeCtS????

Yea sure  ∠( ∂ ω ∂ 」∠)＿