The Infinitive For This Is Danny Devitar And I Died Laughing At That

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every single person who reblogs this

every

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will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Holy shit this was shredded as fuck ive only seen a callout of this caliber once or twice before

But how will we pay for it?!

To all the boomers and conservatives out there...this is for you. You sent your children to a war and resent they came back alive. You protested that fight when it was your neck on the line and now you threaten your grandchildren for protesting and using the right you had at their age. You got Homes, education, jobs you shouldn't be paid for because we are your betters and you guys suck at work. But you gave nothing.

So let me tell you how you'll pay for education, housing, and social programs. You're going to pay for it. You've never paid for anything. Only a minority among you took up Civil Rights and they're still fighting. The majority of you turned into privileged, entitled little brats. It's a bad look on an older face. Call me ageist. I don't care. You have to pay for something before you die and you squandered your youth having a good time.

We're coming. And we'll privatize the roads just like you wanted. Say goodbye to the grocery store. How are you going to pay $150 a month to drive to the store and manage to buy groceries? You can't. We're going to lower taxes just for you. Bye bye healthcare for the elderly. So sad. We're going to apply conservative ideals to conservatives for the first time in history and it's going to destroy you. Have fun. We hate you and your iron grip and sadism was a bit too successful. On the bright side though. Y'all only have a decade left, tops. It won't last forever. Oh but your example will. We cuddle our children and say, "see how much your grandparents hate everyone?" And they nod and add something appalling that boomers have done to them. They don't care either. They won't save you but they'll always remember that dark generation that proved we hadn't evolved enough. You'll be immortal as the biggest failures in history. I doubt our kids will even waste money on headstones. Good job. This is how you erase your own generation.

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RB this bc yeah fuck physics

Wow I should probably get some sleep instead of this buttttt

@howaboutyoudont I've found my people in the mafia side of tumblr

If you have $1,000 in cash and spend 1 penny, that’s the equivalent of Jeff Bezos spending $1.5 million

Oof

Feeling like a burnt sack of potatoes @confuzzled