China 🇨🇳

reblog this and put in the tags where youre from and what temperatures you think are too hot and too cold to go out in

H2Omies

Hey quick question: What if I enjoy both soda and water about the same?

Gotta cut out on the soda hommie.

Your blood will thank you

Reblog this and put your zodiac sign, whether you prefer the ocean or the woods, coffee or tea, sunrise or sunset, dragons or monsters, and pink or blue.

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

Hey so I just wrote a rusame fanfiction and posted it on ao3 and I'm hella proud of it, so the link's going here too

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20588258

i wANNA REDO

PLEASE DO THIS

Shaken and Baken maybe?

What’s the past tense of ‘shake-and-bake?’

Shake-and-baked?

Shook-and-baked?

Shook-and-book?

Okay I know the bible is basically a shared google doc turned into a tumblr shitpost, but can we start talking about 1 Corinthians 7:5? It's essentially saying "when you're not praying, you better be having sex or else satan will get you" and this was the highlight of my boring ass bible study

Both me and the person who got it for me would be dead it's perfect

Electric Kazoo

Hes still going through the naruto run phase change my mind

America went through a naruto run phase change my mind