I'm Sorry Why The Fuck Is This So Funny To Me

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All I want is a cute girl to hold my hand at the grocery store tbh

Jlajdjskscn adding on to this bc I feel I didn't explain my position clearly and I don't want people to assume things: I feel that gun control and reform is incredibly necessary, at least where I live in the U.S. We have a mass shooting a day almost, and more school shootings than should ever be tolerated. Most students(myself included) go through lockdown drills and get training on what to do in case of a school shooter, and are afraid that they may be the victims one day. This said, I also hunt and bench shoot for fun, and my dad taught me how to use both a rifle(to hunt/bench shoot) and a handgun in case I ever need to defend myself. We definitely need frequent mental health and gun safety knowledge checks, as well as a gun safe requirement. However, eliminating all guns is not the solution as people use them for many things other than murder. And sure, in a utopian world we wouldn't need guns for war or self defense, but that's the world we live in. Also yikes sorry for gettin all political on ya I just have very strong feelings on this issue

Cutie

God works hard, but I work harder

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

WW2 in a nutshell

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Original Tiktok Belongs to: ??? (Pls tell me bc I can’t remember where I first saw the tiktok)

Both me and the person who got it for me would be dead it's perfect

Electric Kazoo

Giveaways that someone is American, as told by non-Americans.

So I got signed up for trumps text and email notifications, and didn't unsubscribe, so I could mess with his surveys and data, and also, some of the messages were kinda funny. And I got this message today.

I dont think I have to tell you that this is absolutely delusional. But if you want to know, here's a few reasons why:

1. He thinks there is peace in the middle east

2. Even if there were total peace there, he thinks he caused it, even as he has done things that have caused the opposite of peace.

3. He thinks he deserves a fuckng Nobel peace prize right now. As 155,000 Americans have died directly because of him, and he pushes for actions that would increase this death toll.

And the "all Patriots who agree" is a blatant manipulation tactic. If this isn't put in the history books as examples of american propaganda, I don't know what will.

Omg this is like 800 metaphors rolled into one megaphor