Hey Guys

Things that Happened in my Sims 3 game

(fairy) Nick Alto SHREDDING on the snowboard

Paparazzi coming into my room at night in China and watching my Sim sleep (help)

This lady standing outside the movie theater in winter with a bikini (you go girl)

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this

why

waluigi is the ace/aro mascot we all need

Alfred: let's play 21 questions you start

Ivan: uhh what's your favorite color

Alfred: triangle, do you like men

Y'all I really dont deserve my great grandma. Me and my brother went to visit her today with some great aunts and uncles, and I was leaning down to give grandma a hug, and one of my great aunts said, "dont you think those shorts are a little bit too short for a young lady?" And my 86 year old great grandma went, "oh, shes fine Elaine, those shorts look quite nice on her," and then she gave me another hug and whispered, "Grandma's always on your side," and idk why but that hit my in the feels and my great grandma is too good for this world

I love my girlfriend so much??? Like how dare you??? You’re just??? So cute??? 

God damn it I'm so fucking pissed right now and I have literally no reason to be but here I am, wanting to smash in someone's skull with a crowbar

Draw the squad but as weird ass Hetalia screenshots

My gorl

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All I want is a cute girl to hold my hand at the grocery store tbh

it's still funny you're tagging all of this with world war 3 acting as if this was a brand new war when Trump has actually been trying to end war he ended it with Korea and Iraq, and he's now trying to with Iran. the middle east wars date way before now, including our interaction around president Carter's time. we were actually asked to deploy there by Saudi's Arabia by the way and many Iran people are glad we killed that monster general.

I'm tagging it with wwiii because this is how other see it and it will enable other to see my post, and we all know I'm an attention whore who would do anything for those sweet sweet tumblr notes 😳