Angsty And Dark Prompts.

Random Promts 8:

"Have you seen my grippy socks?" *slowly pulls feet off the arm of the couch as they share eye contact* "No?"

"Do I wanna ask?" "Why I'm in your apartment?" "No, why you're in the rafters of my apartment. You being here is pretty normal at this point."

"Why do you put a shit ton of garlic into everything?" "Because my ancestors said so!"

"Time sensitive question: does metal explode?" "If you put in the microwave- what the fuck did you do?" "Um..."

"Why're you awake?" "You should be sleeping still, it's too early." "So should you."

"I was so worried! I thought you were gonna die!" "Me? Dying? Really? C'mon, have a little faith in me."

"That dumb soap opera you like is on." "Finally! I just know Jesus is gonna be involved this week!" "I... Jesus Christ?" "The one and only."

"Dear God, grant me- I'm not even religious, fuck it. Hey gods, tell me not to fuck my best friend."

"We got married last fall." "Oh, that's great! Congratulations." "Thank you. What about you two? Engaged, I assume."

"Jesus has blessed humanity again!" "Hozier put out more music?" "Yeah!" "Hallelujah."

Bruh did I just get clocked wtf

person a and b are spending time together when person b starts tickling person a. it’s playful, until person b gets to a very ticklish spot, leading person a to pin their wrists down.

Paris Hilton hires a celebrity lookalike to impersonate her because she doesn’t want to go to work (2006)

Wait Jinx gave Ekko her goggles? 🥺

You know what fuck it

We need more goofy anti villains

And I don't mean bad guy who pretends to be a hero to destroy the world shit

I mean this type shit

Like:

Villan: How the FUCK! do you expect me to terrorize and destroy this city if it's already being terrorized and destroyed by shit like poverty and climate change! and that stupid ridiculously good looking imbecile that keeps flying through the buildings or throwing cars and destroying my evil plans!!!!

Villan: and there's all these homeless people!! How am I supposed to destroy their homes and ruin their lives if they don't have homes and their lives are already ruined!? And you keep cutting down the trees I was going to use to make evil tree robots!! And it is so fucking hot I can hardly focus on developing my next malevolent plan!!

Villan: this is all ridiculous!! *Pull out huge fucking extra cool si fi gun from coat pocket and points it at City mayor* either you fix it or I'll BLOW YOU TO NOTHING BUT MOLECULES!!!!

OR! I'll fix it myself.

Idk I might have more later but this just seems like such a funny but cool idea to me, got inspired by Megamind.

ੈ✩‧₊˚ smutty dialogue prompts

¹⁾ “you heard me. strip.”

²⁾ “let me hear you, baby.”

³⁾ “show me how you want to be touched.”

⁴⁾ “why don’t we film it?”

⁵⁾ “you have no idea how much i want you right now.”

⁶⁾ “i’m going to fuck every last thought out of this pretty little head.”

⁷⁾ “god, you look amazing like this.”

⁸⁾ “let’s put that smart mouth to good use.”

⁹⁾ “you should probably hold on to something.”

¹⁰⁾ “what if someone sees?!”

¹¹⁾ “don’t be afraid, it’s just me.”

¹²⁾ “no underwear?”

¹³⁾ “i could lift up your dress right now, and no one would even notice.”

¹⁴⁾ “since when do friends do things like this?”

¹⁵⁾ “go on, baby. ride my thigh.”

¹⁶⁾ “say that again.”

¹⁷⁾ “let’s give them a real reason to be jealous.”

¹⁸⁾ “don’t worry about the damn clothes, i’ll just buy you new ones.”

¹⁹⁾ “touch me.”

²⁰⁾ “i’m yours.”

²¹⁾ “if you want to come, you’ll have to beg.”

²²⁾ “if i have to pull over, you won’t be able to walk for a week.”

²³⁾ “did you wear this just for me?”

²⁴⁾ “shush, we can’t have anyone hearing this.”

²⁵⁾ “i’ll buy you whatever the hell you want, so long as you let me take it off you.”

²⁶⁾ “you look so pretty when you’re cumming for me.”

²⁷⁾ “why don’t we use some of your toys?”

²⁸⁾ “i need you. now.”

²⁹⁾ “it’s my thigh or nothing. i’m not lifting a finger to help you get off.”

³⁰⁾ “bite me”.

³¹⁾ “beg for it.”

³²⁾ “people who’re just friends don’t do shit like this, and you know it.”

³³⁾ “stop that, i told you that you can’t leave any marks.”

³⁴⁾ “oh, yeah? you like it when i do that, baby?”

³⁵⁾ “tell me what you want me to do to you.”

³⁶⁾ “i know i said we couldn’t do this anymore, but i need you. please.”

³⁷⁾ “oh, fuck- do that thing with your tongue again.”

³⁸⁾ “wait- what if someone sees?”

³⁹⁾ “i had no idea you were into this.”

⁴⁰⁾ “go on. fuck yourself on my cock/strap/hand.”

⁴¹⁾ “i, uh- i might’ve left a few marks.”

⁴²⁾ “let me give you a reason to stay in bed.”

⁴³⁾ “if you’re worried about people hearing then you’d better stay quiet, hadn’t you?”

⁴⁴⁾ “i like you so much better with my hand around your throat.”

⁴⁵⁾ “what would they think if they could see you now, hm?”

⁴⁶⁾ “poor baby, all fucked out and i’ve barely even touched you.”

⁴⁷⁾ “you heard me. i want you to sit on my face.”

⁴⁸⁾ “you never look better than you do when you’re underneath me.”

⁴⁹⁾ “do you seriously think it’s funny? sending me shit like that while i’m at work?!”

⁵⁰⁾ “you can be a little rougher, y’know. i’m not exactly delicate.”

Ticking ticking timebomb ‼️⏱️💣

I mashed up the diff concept looks from the art book plus canon together

[firelight au] nightmares

Y'all the situation about @/dreamy69 is even worse. after i made a post about that creep. One of the people that talked to them sent me some screenshots of all the nasty and sexual things they have texted her. that piece of shit actually had multiple accounts where they'd dm loa blogger's and ask them sexual questions.

at this point if we report their account and make it gone.theyll eventually open another account and do this shit again

please stay safe y'all ‼️

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