You know what fuck it
We need more goofy anti villains
And I don't mean bad guy who pretends to be a hero to destroy the world shit
I mean this type shit
Like:
Villan: How the FUCK! do you expect me to terrorize and destroy this city if it's already being terrorized and destroyed by shit like poverty and climate change! and that stupid ridiculously good looking imbecile that keeps flying through the buildings or throwing cars and destroying my evil plans!!!!
Villan: and there's all these homeless people!! How am I supposed to destroy their homes and ruin their lives if they don't have homes and their lives are already ruined!? And you keep cutting down the trees I was going to use to make evil tree robots!! And it is so fucking hot I can hardly focus on developing my next malevolent plan!!
Villan: this is all ridiculous!! *Pull out huge fucking extra cool si fi gun from coat pocket and points it at City mayor* either you fix it or I'll BLOW YOU TO NOTHING BUT MOLECULES!!!!
OR! I'll fix it myself.
Idk I might have more later but this just seems like such a funny but cool idea to me, got inspired by Megamind.
I LOVED IT
Castlevania DR but you were straight up Isekai'd into the world of Castlevania from this reality. Weather you become a vampire or something else on your arrival is up to you.
a prompt list by @novelbear ᵔᴥᵔ
"i didn't buy these coasters for nothing! use them."
getting annoyed when they decide to wash dishes right when the other gets in the shower, making their water cold unexpectedly
"do we seriously need all these lights on?" "uhhh, yeah."
"turn your music down. i can hear it blasting through your headphones, that's dangerous." "oh, it'll be fine..."
arguments over the way the heater/air conditioning temp is set
when they figure out they do laundry veryy differently (like whether or not they separate colors/whites, how they fold, how often laundry is done, etc.)
one setting off the smoke alarm somehow everytime they cook something (this actually happens in my house save me)
^ "it's got to be something you're doing! because when i cook, this doesn't happen!" "i'm telling you, it's sensitive! broken! something!"
"don't set the air conditioning too cool. you just got out of the shower, you're going to make yourself sick." "oh my god i'll be fine."
^ then they argue and bicker more so when they do end up getting sick like their partner said.
"where did you put all the spoons?" "in the drawer to the left." "why would you do that."
one taking too hot of showers, leaving the bathroom steamy and little to no hot water left.
"do you realize you slam like every door that you close?"
being shocked that they eat something in a peculiar way (like the whole how to eat a kitkat debate)
"oh my god, please don't take another water bottle out until you finish the last. i'm finding them everywhere."
"look, i don't know what you're doing and i don't think i want to, but clean the mirrors."
Everyone is tagged on Instagram
Part 1
Warning: This got more suggestive than expected. Minors DNI.
It was quiet. Alarmingly so. Not a step broke the serenity of the library; not a page was being turned along the long rows of bookshelves, and not a shadow crossed the aisles. Villain let out a content sigh and returned their attention to the book on their lap. They were particularly fond of this secluded spot. They would visit the library every day when they were not yet known as Villain. Now that they had left the criminal life behind, this place seemed the best start for their new life.
To their utter surprise, the citizens were worried for them when they did not show up for the regular battle in the middle of the week. They even started a mob leading to Hero’s headquarters to demand answers. Things were getting out of hand at an alarming speed, so Villain had to make an appearance and announce that the two parties had reached an agreement and would be ceasing their confrontations.
Many still suspect that Hero did something to them. Well, to be fair, Hero did do something to them. More precisely, Hero did them. Except Villain could not get up there and say that. Not when the idea brought vehement colour to their face. It didn’t help that Hero kept teasing them too. When they made the announcement claiming to have reached a consensus, Hero chuckled. They then proceeded to inform everyone there were many disputes to discuss, to which Hero wiggled their eyebrows suggestively. Villain had to cut their speech short for the risk of exposing themselves. Their cheeks were burning brighter than the sun.
“I knew I’d find you here,“ Hero’s voice drags them out of their thoughts. They are standing across the window sill where Villain is seated, meaning they had to cross half of the library to get there. And Villain heard nothing. Shit.
“How?” Villain wasn’t avoiding them. They were not. They might have needed time to think about what happened, because banging the enemy once was bad enough. Spending an entire night with them was worse. Finding it hard to leave in the morning because they crave more… was unthinkable. To say the least.
“I might have noticed you before we started the whole power play, ya know?“ Hero waves their hand vaguely, not pointing at anything. Or rather, at everything. “Back in uni.”
The thought sends a pleasant shiver down Villain’s spine. They shift, sliding their legs off the sill to sit upright. “Not funny.”
“Wasn’t trying to be.” Hero takes a few steps forward, blocking their way out. “Why are you avoiding me?”
“I’m not.” Villain has to squeeze the words out. Their throat feels tight, which has nothing to do with the memory of Hero’s mouth against it. Nothing at all.
“Yeah, right,” Hero shakes their head in disbelief at such a blatant lie. They lean against one of the bookshelves and cross their arms over their chest. “That’s why I haven’t seen you for a week.”
Villain huffs, unamused. They are not prepared for this conversation because anything Hero says will correspond with their desires, and they do not have enough arguments to counter them. Shit. “We agreed to stop meeting, remember?”
“No, we agreed to stop fighting for the city none of us needs,” Hero corrects with a patient smile. “We didn’t agree to stop seeing each other.”
“Hero, we can’t keep doing…” Villain breaks the charade, finally meeting their gaze. Hero doesn’t move, meeting their eyes with determination, “…what we did.”
“Why?” Hero’s voice is calm as they speak, yet they shrink when their nemesis remains silent. They know they are done for and that this idiot is to blame for that. Hero only needs to convey that much to them. “I thought you wanted it as much as I did.”
Villain cannot handle the dejected expression on their face. “I did.” I do. God, I do. They want to say it, and they almost do but stop a second too soon. “God, I… this is insanity!“
“No, it’s not.” Something about the way they speak encourages Hero. They move forward and slide their hands up Villain’s thighs, spreading their legs to stand between them.
Hero is too close for Villain’s brain to function. Yet they make no attempts to distance themselves. “What are you doing?”
“This place always makes me think of you.“ The statement catches Villain by surprise. They are speechless for a good moment, staring at their ex-nemesis in wide-eyed wonder. “Or the things I wanted to do to you here.”
“W-what?” Villain’s breath hitches in their throat. They swallow. Hero’s eyes are locked on their neck as they pull their shirt to the side.
“You were always so quiet, sitting here with your books and those glasses you wore,” Hero’s lips meet their collarbone, feather-light and short as if testing the waters. They pause, lips parted in deep breaths, waiting for a reaction.
“Shit, Hero,” Villain can’t exactly articulate anything at this point. They grab the sides of Hero’s face and lean down, kissing them intense and deep.
Hero lets out a low growl, pulling them closer by the waist. “Let’s see if you can stay quiet now.”
“Fuck it, Hero, the library…” A part of Villain’s conscious mind attempts to reason. But, as another kiss is placed on their collarbone, they find themselves unable to form coherent sentences. “Oh god… It’s… about… to open.”
“You think I care?” Hero whispers into the skin below their ear, then presses a kiss against their pulse. Shit.
“Bad Hero.” Villain’s words contrast the way their arms wrap around Hero’s shoulders, drawing them closer.
“For fuck’s sake, I’m not a dog,” Hero chuckles as their eyes fall shut when Villain’s hands run through their hair. They take a deep breath to steady their mind and add with a crooked smile. “Although I do know how to bite.”
Villain hisses when Hero actually bites their jaw, then proceeds to kiss apologies into their skin. They lean back to look into Villain’s eyes, who finds it increasingly more difficult to focus on anything that doesn’t involve their nemesis on their bed. “You’re sweet, you know that?”
“Fuck, stop with the teasing, will you?” Their impatience earns a satisfied grin from Hero. Smug bastard.
“Mhm,” they look up with such longing that Villain’s head starts spinning. They know they are about to lose it, but what Hero says next is what sends them. “Tell me what you want then.”
With a shaky exhale, they clutch Hero’s collar and crush their lips in a starved kiss. “You. Fuck. You. I want you.” The heated whisper makes Hero’s knees buckle.
They are wrapped in each others arms and panting heavily when the doors swing open, letting the librarians in. Villain’s entire body goes rigid in panic when Hero peels off of them. They struggle to fix their clothes, then escape through the window when someone rounds the corner.
“Now that’s an adrenaline rush!” Hero exclaims in agitated excitement when they land in the safety of the roof.
“You are sick, you know that?” Villain exhales, still processing the implications and possibilities of getting caught. “Fucking bonkers!”
Hero laughs at that, dropping their head back and enjoying the blush creeping up Villain’s neck and cheeks. “You love it. Admit it already.”
“You wish,” Villain retorts, leaning against the chimney for support. Their legs are weak from stress and arousal, but they won’t admit the second one in a lifetime.
“That I do,” Hero confesses with a sly smile, their lips swollen from making out. “Wanna know what else I’m gonna do?”
“If you say me, I’ll punch you,” Villain almost snarls, trying their best to look displeased. The warning earns a chuckle from Hero.
They shake their head at how worked up Villain still is. “That too, but I meant taking you out to dinner.”
Villain’s eyes narrow in suspicion. They watch Hero approach them step by step. “No adrenaline this time?”
“None if you wish so.” Villain knows for a fact Hero is lying. They can’t be over the fact that Villain called their confrontations boring. Hero’s eyes sparkle dangerously as they take the last step. They are going to give Villain a dinner to remember. “But that can wait.”
They press their body flush against Villain’s, nailing them up against the chimney on top of the public library. “I’m not done with you just yet. I doubt I’ll ever be.”
The claim earns a soft moan from Villain’s lips, but before they can process what that promise entails, Hero kisses them again.
Part 1
Masterlist
Tags: @aflyingsheepnamedrose @thatneptune
As promised :) I hope you like it!
100 places to shift to.
♡ 100 places to shift to from tv & movie (some of these you could consider books too). organized into categories to the best of my ability.
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fantasy.
✦ harry potter.
✦ merlin.
✦ his dark materials.
✦ narnia.
✦ good omens.
✦ percy jackson.
apocalyptic.
✦ hunger games.
✦ divergent.
✦ the walking dead.
supernatural.
✦ sabrina the teenage witch.
✦ the chilling adventures of sabrina.
✦ stranger things.
✦ supernatural.
✦ lucifer.
✦ ghostbusters.
✦ buffy the vampire slayer.
✦ angel the series.
✦ teen wolf.
✦ wolf pack.
sci-fy.
✦ doctor who.
✦ star wars.
✦ star trek.
✦ roswell.
✦ avatar.
cartoon.
✦ barbie life in the dream house.
✦ gravity falls.
✦ amphibia.
✦ the owl house.
✦ hazbin hotel.
✦ monster high.
✦ ever after high.
✦ miraculous ladybug.
✦ phineas & ferb.
✦ rick & morty.
✦ my little pony.
✦ care bears.
✦ strawberry shortcake.
✦ adventure time.
✦ star vs the forces of evil.
✦ total drama island.
✦ scooby doo.
✦ bojack horseman.
✦ fairly odd parents.
anime.
✦ hunter x hunter.
✦ sailor moon.
✦ the legend of kora.
✦ saiki k.
✦ naruto.
✦ demon slayer.
✦ cowboy beebop.
✦ little witch academia.
✦ my hero academia.
✦ pokemon.
✦ death note.
crime / mystery.
✦ bones.
✦ criminal minds.
✦ only murders in the building.
✦ sherlock.
thriller / horror.
✦ american horror story.
✦ scream.
✦ scream queens.
✦ locke & key.
drama
✦ euphoria.
✦ shadow hunters.
✦ k12.
✦ the vampire diaries.
✦ the originals.
✦ twilight.
✦ never have i ever.
✦ h2o.
✦ wednesday.
✦ glee.
✦ gossip girl.
✦ pretty little liars.
✦ grey’s anatomy.
✦ skins.
✦ riverdale.
✦ once upon a time.
✦ emily in paris.
✦ victorious.
✦ the umbrella academy.
✦ mean girls.
✦ clueless.
✦ shameless.
✦ the guilded age.
✦ bridgeton.
✦ castle.
✦ law & order.
✦ my babysitters a vampire.
action
✦ maze runner.
✦ spiderverse.
✦ cobra kai.
✦ outer banks.
✦ jurassic park.
slice of life.
✦ gilmore girls.
✦ friends.
✦ that 70’s show.
✦ boy meets world.
✦ full house.
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♡ whew this took forever to format & find shows considering im not a big tv / movie person at all. hope this helped a few people find some new dr’s !! bye bye :)
Just found this on pinterest, not sure who the user is but I think I should repost it here.
I want to make some things clear to help people shift.
Many don't know what intention and visualization mean. They're both a bit hard to describe, but are actually quite simple.
Intention is desire. By wanting to shift, you already set intention. It doesn't matter if you're scared, if you don't believe in it, or anything. If you desire shifting, you have already set your intention. That alone can shift you.
Visualization and imagining are often confused, but they're actually very different. When you imagine something, it's just in your head and it is nothing more than a thought.
However, when you visualize, you use your five senses. You close your eyes and feel it like it's actually there. Think of your favorite food and feel its taste on your tongue. Or lie down on your bed. No blankets. Close your eyes and feel your DR blanket against your skin. Feel how soft and warm it is. You can do this with sounds and smells too.
As I said, these are simple, but so is shifting. If you can think about it and if you want it, then it will happen.
daydreaming vs visualization vs imagination
i was thinking about before i got into the law. you know when you imagine steamy scenarios before you go to bed for fun? i know you know what i mean. i used to do that every night in 2020 (even now) with the same scenario bc it was fun. keep in mind that i didnt know about the law at this point so i obviously didnt intend for it to "manifest". a year ago when i started to understand states, i used to think back to 2020 and wonder why those scenarios didnt manifest since i kept visualizing and imagining the same thing. last week i randomly remembered about how i used to wonder that and i immediately knew the answer: i wasnt changing self.
when i was visualizing/imagining, i wasnt becoming the person who actually knew i was experiencing it. i was not being someone who was experiencing those steamy scenarios. in order words, i was just daydreaming.
daydreaming
in my own words, i think daydreaming is visualizing something while being someone who knows they dont have it. for example: visualizing owning a car while knowing that you dont have it. so you are just visualizing it for fun, not for the purpose of changing self but for the purpose of just experiencing something in imagination (via visualization) just for your own enjoyment. daydreaming is like visualizing for fun, without changing states/self. this "knowing" i talk about is based on what state you are in, so if someone knows they dont have a car, they are in that state.
i think daydreaming is always visualization but visualization is not always daydreaming. daydreaming is for fun, without the intention of "manifesting" or changing states while visualization is changing states whether or not you intent to do so.
so i was visualizing my freaky scenes as the version of me who didnt identify with those freaky scenes (aka daydreaming). i wasnt identifying with it or using it to change self. same thing applies to when i used to repeat positive thoughts 100k times but i didnt identify with them. those are called vain repetitions and can be used to change self but if they just dont change self/states, then it is just daydreaming/vain repetitions. you can change self/states without realizing too which is why i think people put so much power onto techniques by thinking the techniques themselves are doing something, when its only self (imagination/you) that is changed by the techniques. those techniques were the things that consciously or unconsciously made you change self. regardless, self/you will always be the thing manifesting.
realize that regardless of everything, your state/version of you you are being, will always determine the "3d".
visualization ≠ imagination
visualization is a tool to change self / imagination. you can visualize things but that doesnt mean you are identifying with it or accepting it as true. i think of visualization as a smaller form of imagination but its very small compared to imagining/imagination itself.
imagination is what you are (aka self). imagination is not a tool like visualization because you always are operating in imagination since everything is self. you are always being a version of you. you arent always visualizing. visualizing can be daydreaming if you arent visualizing that thing to change self.
when you imagine something in a law of assumption context, imagining = what version of you you are being.
imagination is not limited to visualizing. there are some people in this community who have aphantasia and think they have no imagination and therefore "cant manifest", etc. but they just cant visualize. imagination is not equal to visualization. no matter what type of or stage of aphantasia you have, you will always already be manifesting.
visualizing and thinking without changing self means nothing. changing self means being a new version of you who knows they have (insert whatever desire).
self changes everything
so back to my story, i was just visualizing me and my imaginary bae, i wasnt being the person who was experiencing what i was visualizing. this is why it didnt manifest. i like this idea because that is just more proof that self changes everything, who ever you are being in imagination will express. it also means i have control bc i can daydream anything for fun and control whether or not it expresses bc i dont have to identify with that version of me who is experiencing whatever i am daydreaming.
i hope this makes sense and if it doesnt, dont stress. just focus on changing self, be the version of you that has whatever it is you want. i made this post because its been on my mind and hopefully it can help someone else realize that changing self is all you ever have to do.
kisses, jani ☆
i recommend you to write or draw your ocs in these scenarios to better understand how each of them would act
WHOLE FAMILY
there's just one last slice of pizza (who eats it? who gives it up for the rest? who throughts it in the garbage can? who tries to make a deal?...)
playing UNO (plus someone has to grab 16 cards)
watching a horror movie (who enjoys it? who is scared to death? who doesn't give a shit and is texting someone else? who eats all the popcorn?...)
there's a huge spider in the bathroom (who is terrified by it? who kills it? who gets it out of the house without harming it? who doesn't give a damn? who reports it for home invasion? who eats it?...)
car traveling (who's driving? who plays the music? who asks "are we there yet"? who feels dizzy? who's sleeping? who asks stupid questions?...)
having dinner with one of the kids' boyfriend/girlfriend (who acts normal? who makes puns and dad bad jokes? who tries to scare them away? who gets along the best with them? who starts bringing up random facts to impress them?...)
going to gramdpa/grandma's (who's eating all the candy? who's having debates with gramdpa/grandma? who's the one that just wants to go home?...)
going to IKEA (who gets lost? who doesn't? who follows the arrows? who wants to go to the kids section? who wants to buy everything? who grabs all the pencils?...)
adopting a pet (who's the one that doesn't want it at first and ends up loving it? who's the one that doesn't want it at first and at last? who's the one that wants it at first but ends up bored? who loves it from the beginning to the end? who chooses the name? who feeds it? who walks it (in case of being a dog)?...)
playing mario kart (who wins the race? who gets so emotional that starts screaming? who cries because of the screaming one? who waits to be the last one so that they can get the best objects? who distracts the others?...)
going camping (who sets up the tent? who wakes up first? who sleeps 'till 4pm? who gets bitten by all the mosquitoes? who wants to go back home after 1 hour? who wants to go for a walk and who doesn't? who tells scary stories at night?...)
cleaning the house (who doesn't want to? who doesn't give a damn because they clean every day? who ends up getting distracted by old stuff? who gives up after 3 minutes? who ends up cleaning everything?...)
new years's eve (who stays up till 3am? who goes to bed at nine? who skips the family dinner to go out with friends? who gets drunk and sings random 80's songs? who suggests to watch stand up comedy?...)
series preferences (who likes friends? who prefers seinfeld? who likes more brooklyn nine-nine? who wants to watch game of thrones? who chooses orange is the new black? breaking bad? stranger things? american horror story?...)
playing monopoly (who buys everything? who sends everyone to jail? who plays the bank? who eats the little houses when the others aren't watching? who gets angry when nothing goes as planned?...)
whatsapp group chat (who sends pics from holiday? who says hi every day? who leaves them read? who doesn't even read them? who sends memes?...)
grandpa/grandma died (who cries for weeks? who cries for ten minutes? who doesn't cry because they didn' have a good relationship with them? who is a little bit sad for a moment and having a party after it? who says "i told you they wouldn't last one more week?...)
PARENTS ONLY
everyday life (who's the one that cooks better? who's the one that washes the dishes? who wakes up the kids? who does it loudly and who does it calmly? who gets asleep first? who prefers going outside and who preferst staying at home when kids are out? who lets the kids watch adult movies and who doesn't?...)
having to tell kids about Santa (who explains it carefuly? who tells them without hesitation? who tells them that it's actually Satan but someone misspelled it many years ago and now everyone pretends it's a fat old man? they don't have to because they atheist?...)
the school calls them because one (if not all) of their kids tried to burn the building down (who's being serious and wants to punish the kid(s)? who congratulates the one that did it?...)
choosing summer holiday place to go (who wants to stay near the house and just go to the beach or buy a pool? who wants to go as far away as they can afford? who can't go because they have to work/study?...)
having to tell their kids about sex (who tells them short and clear? who makes a hole PowerPoint presentation?...)
bed situations (who ends up grabbing all the blankets in winter? who sweats more in summer? who wakes up at 3am because they have to pee? who is the big spoon?...)
SIBLINGS ONLY (at least 2)
halloween time (who wears scary costumes? who wears sexy costumes? who doesn't want to celebrate it? who goes trick or treating? who goes to a party? who stays at home watching horror movies? who goes out with friends until 4am? who takes advantage of it and takes a gun outside?...)
someone breaks something when parents aren't home (who blames it on the other/s?, who tells their parents the truth when they arrive? who tries to hide it? who tries to fix it?...)
they kill someone (who starts panicking and wants to tell the police? who proposes to bury the corpse at a random place? who proposes to eat the body so the police never founds it? who actually calls the cops and blames it on the others? who takes a selfie with the corpse and posts it on snapchat?...)
they're playing and one of them got hurt (who hurts them harder? who blames it on the one that got hurt? who acts like nothing happened? who jokes about it as a coping mechanism? who helps the one that got hurt?...)
everyday life (who makes the rules? who's the one they have rules for? who doesn't follow the rules? who's the boss when parents aren't home? who gets the best bedroom? who tells the other/s they're adopted? who shows the other/s adult movies in secret?...)