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how do i explain to my dad that no i dont know the girls that like and reblog my posts, but i would die for them and they're all invited to my wedding

I was looking for something in an old file and I found this pictuer of Ganguro Beavis & Butthead that (I assume) I drew like 100 years ago in MS Paint.

Paris Hilton hires a celebrity lookalike to impersonate her because she doesn’t want to go to work (2006)

How Ekko imagine it:

How it really was:

How to kiss someone on Villaintine's Day!

Featuring Villain and Hero! (based on that one joke)

Villain: How to kiss someone

Villain: Grab their waist

Villain: Slip your hand into their pocket

Villain: Steal their wallet

Villain: Don't even kiss them

Villain: Just run

Hero: Villain, NO.

Villain: What? Is that not how you kiss? 

Villain: Aww, guess I'm out of practice

Villain: Hero, will you help me practice my kissing? 😇

Villain: Is there another way?

Villain: Why don't you show me, Hero? 😇

Villain: Or don’t you know how to kiss?

“You know what? Sure.” Hero was so done with Villain's shenanigans. They just wanted a nap and this seemed like a good enough way to shut them up for good. 

“Wha—” 

Before Villain could say another word, Hero had cupped their face in their hands. Looking over their shoulder, they called out to the sidekicks, “Take notes 'cause I’ll only do this once.” Villain was getting redder by the second, but Hero didn't seem to notice, or they didn't care.  

“I-I—”

Hero completely ignored Villain’s stuttering, they were just struggling to stay awake right now. “So. You put your hands on their cheeks, gently.” They loosened their grip. “A good way to know is to imagine you're rubbing their tears with your thumbs. Well, ideally there won’t be any tears but the soft touch is still appreciated." Hero gently wiped away imaginary tears from Villain’s face, unaware that Villain had stopped breathing.

“Now, hm,” Hero got on their tiptoes, “Hm, sorry, Villain. Guess you're a bit too tall for me.” They turned to the sidekicks. “Hey, Villain Sidekick, can you come here? I think your height would do better.” Villain Sidekick didn’t even get a chance to blush before Villain abruptly dropped to their knees. Hero turned around. “Huh. Guess that’ll do. Thanks, V.”

They leaned down nonchalantly, all while Villain’s heart was pounding. Their face felt so hot, and they just knew that Hero could feel it with their hands still calmly holding their face.

“So, you’ve got your hands gently holding their face. You wipe their tears or just caress their face, again, gently. Then, watch. Villain, you too,” Hero kissed Villain’s forehead ever so softly. “This is how you kiss”, then their left cheek, “and this is how you kiss,” before bringing their lips ever so close to Villain’s own, “and... let me tell you a secret,” they whispered, their mouth curving into a smile, lips hovering right over Villain's. “I... I... I don’t know how to kiss either,” they said with a smirk, following it with a quick peck on Villain’s right cheek before immediately dropping their hands.

Oh, the look on Villain's face... thankfully, the sidekicks had their phone cameras on and were excellent note takers.

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This is so silly, I don't even know

Scheduled this on 21st August 2022 for 14th Feb 2023 while talking to @world-of-fire-and-flight about it here

Me using romance tropes I don't like to make the (non) romance trope I do like -- which is no romance! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! 😈

Villain is Spiderman in this lol:

FUN REALITY IDEAS ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ ⊹

Hey guys! I decided to make this a new series for fun shifting ideas to try and motivate not only me but other people so enjoy!⋆˙⟡♡ ☆ ⋆｡°✩1. DisneyWorld DR - everything is free for you and you bring your Comfort Characters along ☆ ⋆｡°✩2. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory DR - Win one of Wonka's golden tickets and explore his chocolate factory with no consequences!

☆ ⋆｡°✩3. Magic Tree House - Go on adventures via Tree house!! Explore the world! ☆ ⋆｡°✩4. Mermaid DR - Become a mermaid when you touch water and explore the seas! ☆ ⋆｡°✩5. Rich DR - Buy whatever your dreams desire or even spoil your friends! ☆ ⋆｡°✩6. Pokemon - Become a pokemon trainer or even a gym Leader and capture cute pokemon! Build a team of any pokemon you like or even a specific kind of pokemon (fairy pokemon FTW) ☆ ⋆｡°✩7. Famous Roblox Builder / scripter /clothes designer / ui maker etc; - Make roblox games that become famous over night! (for those who play roblox like me ;) ) ☆ ⋆｡°✩8. Shifting Library - Shift to a reality where theres a whole bunch of information for shifting! ☆ ⋆｡°✩9. Magical girl/boy DR - Shift to a reality where you discover an artifact (wand, bracelet, ring, makeup mirror etc;) that turns you into a magical girl/boy! ☆ ⋆｡°✩10. Archeology DR- Shift to be a world -renowned archeologist that discovers dinosaur bones from millions and millions of years ago (New layout what do you guys think?!)

The way we think of shifting sets us up to fail

Disclaimer:

this is just my opinion and this is based on a LOA idea of shifting. The idea that you change the 4D and the 3D follows. If you don't believe the same thing that's totally fine! We're all anonymous ppl on Tumblr sharing out opinion, just because I believe something doesn't mean you can't disagree with me.

How you're setting yourself up to "fail", from a LOA perspective:

The very core of how we discuss shifting requires reliance on the 3D for validation. It's built into how we conceptualize it. You consider the physical first.

The 3D does not tell you if you have shifted. The 3D has no authority. You shift in the 4D first.

Don't conform your 4D to your 3D.

Your 4D does not need to mirror the 3D, that's not it's job. The 3D is the mirror. If there was a smudge on the mirror you wouldn't decide to smudge your makeup to match it.

Your goal is the persist in the belief that you have shifted and identify with your 4D. If you wake up, see that the 3D didn't reflect your desire and identify with failure, you are working against yourself.

You know not to affirm that you failed to manifest so why do you affirm that you failed to shift?

What you do when it "doesn't work" IS important. What does your 4D look like right now, what is your goal/your desire? Good, now don't identify with anything outside of that.

If in your 4D you shifted last night, don't identify with the idea that you didn't .

Shifting starts with the 4D so WHY do you center your 3D??

Do you know why people suggest that you connect with your DRself throughout the day before the shifting attempt? Because they're identifying with the state fulfilled.

Stop searching for physical validation. Validate the reality you want to see. It comes from within.

You ARE your DRself. Not just in the idea that you're the same person, or that some distant copy is living in your DR, YOU right now are in your DR.

The core of loa is knowing you're already there. You know how I know you can do it? Because you already fucking have. You have to accept that you have.

If you fundamentally view yourself as incapable you will never try do what you wish you could. If you assume you cannot swim you will avoid the water. If you think you need them you'll never remove the training wheels.

I BELIEVE IN YOU. AGGRESSIVELY. IF YOU DON'T DO IT I WILL

The best part of being a self fulfilling prophecy is you get to choose the prophecy.

You know what fuck it

We need more goofy anti villains

And I don't mean bad guy who pretends to be a hero to destroy the world shit

I mean this type shit

Like:

Villan: How the FUCK! do you expect me to terrorize and destroy this city if it's already being terrorized and destroyed by shit like poverty and climate change! and that stupid ridiculously good looking imbecile that keeps flying through the buildings or throwing cars and destroying my evil plans!!!!

Villan: and there's all these homeless people!! How am I supposed to destroy their homes and ruin their lives if they don't have homes and their lives are already ruined!? And you keep cutting down the trees I was going to use to make evil tree robots!! And it is so fucking hot I can hardly focus on developing my next malevolent plan!!

Villan: this is all ridiculous!! *Pull out huge fucking extra cool si fi gun from coat pocket and points it at City mayor* either you fix it or I'll BLOW YOU TO NOTHING BUT MOLECULES!!!!

OR! I'll fix it myself.

Idk I might have more later but this just seems like such a funny but cool idea to me, got inspired by Megamind.

I'm perfectly normal about them😩😩😩

The best advice I can give you about shifting that I can give you is just vibe twin. Nigga take a chill pill and do you boo.

If you get overly excited then be overly excited. It ain't bad to be overly excited.

If you fall asleep then twin you gonna wake up in your dr.

If you don't wanna think about your dr while shifting but still wanna shift then twin do it.

If you're ass crack itch then itch it nigga. You're still gonna shift.

If you're dog barking and shit either ignore it, make it so it's apart of your dr, or throw a shoe at the mf.

If you forget to script something then why tf are you panicking instead of just scripting it real quick then get back to what you was doing.

If you in pain...... I don't have the answer to that one twin. Push through I guess.

All this complicated shit is for pussies. Don't. Be. A. Pussy.

Ps this really just for me for real. A girl just needs herself sometimes.