Last Post Of The Night (...probably...)

i wish i could scream at the top of my lungs but i live in a suburban neighborhood in a house full of 5 other people and multiple pets.

when i can drive again, i'm going to just drive out to the middle of nowhere and scream to relieve some of this nagging ache from my chest.

i don't care if my throat BLEEDS, i need to scream.

just had freaky dog sex w/ @cyanospectre while listening to linkin park during a thunderstorm

due to popular demand (two people) i took this last night. i look like some kind of ghost and it's not adventure time. close enough tho.

my minecraft pets

their names are lard and coconut oil :3

i'm gonna try to get more like parrots and stuff

sorry guys i'm actually just a clump of conscious cells in a petri dish... i'm sorry for lying to you all.

sorry gng

fell asleep for three days and was only woken up when i smelt the first ashes of civilization starting to fall.

i am ready to be silly online once more

shhh just go back to sleep, it's okay. i just couldn't help myself, you looked so pretty with your eyes closed.

but we wouldn't want you to stay like that, would we?

where the 1000 year old vampires at

who up lookin for a thrall

aghhhhh i woke up sick to my stomach... why must the universe torture me like this?

anyway i had a really freaky dream but i can't remember it </3 i'll update tumblr if i do

need more women in my inbox and dms

MOMMY? MA’AM? MISTRESS? MISS? WHERE ARE YOU ?!???