oof
this except for the "will never get to"
@keiimyeh
you own a thrift shop which sells objects of immense power from fictional universes to others. Protagonists from all types of media frequent your store, and you have made quite a profit. Everything is going well until…
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The difference is that --even though both hillary and trump where bad-- trump is true in what he does and says, unlike shillary
As soon as 4K security cameras become the norm there will be significantly less “Ghost sightings”
“so are you a top or a bottom?”
Oof
This is so true-
joking about a kink is a gateway drug into developing said kink
SameIguess--
Even though I reblogued before, reblogging again
Who at the U.S. Department of State was reading about the maid café meme and the domesticated clown meme? 🤔
@keiimyeh .w.)
cute date idea: we communicate open and honestly with each other because it’s crucial to a healthy relationship
cute date idea: we communicate open and honestly with each other because it’s crucial to a healthy relationship
It’s sad how folks will twist your words and intentionally try to fuck up your reputation and literally exaggerate and fabricate your character on no basis, just because they have shit they are personally hiding and don’t want you to get close to people they are close to because the truth will be revealed. I hate dynamics like this but its real. Really tragic. One of the reasons I hate cliques.
This tbh :^
Yall seein this shit ://
me, sitting in the dark at 3am in my underwear, eating canned soup: the thing you’ve gotta understand about objective reality is that it’s neither of those things
Optimistic existential crisis + INTJ psychological type = Being in a constant state of internal wheezing at society's ignorance towards practically everything they take for true and granted from shills
@keiimyeh
Your phone is probably the first and last thing you look at every day.
During childhood, we are told that jokes about the genital areas are adult content, but once we become adults, these jokes are considered ‘childish’.
Shout out to the earlier humans who died figuring out what plants we can and can’t eat.
If Xenomorphs are born from an Alien Queen, and Alien was produced by 20th Century Fox, and now Fox is owned by Disney, does that make Xenomophs Disney Princesses?