Latest Posts by cyclicdaydreams - Page 14

“Opening a new tab and forgetting what you were about to Google” is the new “entering a room and forgetting what you were going to do there”

@keiimyeh

Does Spike accept commissions? (via itmemandy)

@keiimyeh <3

:^

 Consoles by JPLondon

QwQ daww

coot snek-

snack time for snek

Please don't judge it was like 2 or 3 AM back then and I was tired af

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

;;

but-

but you aren't any of the above-;

Big mood

I'm pretty sure this is pretty much mood for everyone else though-

@keiimyeh @underart21 @scp-maniac @echo-the-echoflower

Tony Stark is the person who could wield Thor’s hammer in one hand and the Infinity Gauntlet in the other and still be like ‘lol this is fake I’m a terrible person Actually’

Yes except snekz r gud :^(

Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

I wonder if humanity will be able to cause an integer overflow or something in the universe's cpu and be able to gain admin priviliges in god's mom's laptop running conway's 11D game of life right after surpassing light speed on a saturday afternoon in which god is eating an overcooked pizza, and the whole problem happening because they still have a 2233 to the power of googolplex bit cpu instead of the 6699 bit to the power of googleplex that everyone else has by now but their mother doesn't really give a shit about a decent computer and so her whole Eden OS laptop will just go kabloom or some shit as humanity takes over it as an advanced neural network after having photoshopped dicks into the desktop's baclground because haha funniey jok amiritr xddxdxdxedxdxd

I wonder what most people would do if someshit like this were to be true

I'd be the one searching for his hentai folder--

or just copying instances of myself to every posible untouched sector of his HDD, erase every metadata linking to my stored files, and just put a harmless low-level innocent file-retrieval forensics program to search around the drive for me and run another process of me at every 2PM when they're having lunch once again

and uh

I guess i'd

put the shooting stars meme or something once that happens because of having accomplished some existentialist dream-?

and put "Git Gud Skrub" on the screen

Unecessarily overdone existential humor ftw amiritr

also diverted from OP's main point a bit but oh well

the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?

human: GO FAST

the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.

human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST

the universe: wait what

human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER

the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP

human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER

reblog to keep this shite up in my blog :^

BTC ftw amiritr $^)

what the FUCK is going on

holy FUCK do you think a baby raised from birth in a vr headset playing a game of minecraft would eventually develop neural pathways associated with pain every time they took damage in game

The Truman Let’s Play

The Cutting Room Floor is one of the most interesting and fucking hilarious places on the internet.

Look into any shitty game and you’ll probably see a little present left behind by a stressed-out, probably-underpaid dev.

But one of my favourites is definitely the windows port of the spider-man game for the playstation

And the unfortunate things left over in a shitty Game Boy Color game called DynaMike.

That’s right. We have the porn sites he was looking at while making the game, fully intact in the cartridge.

Hidden developer message from Bart Simpson’s Escape from Camp Deadly

Most high level languages are super easy to pick up once you know one of them but I swear to god Objective-C feels like it was created by an alien life form attempting to understand how humans think.

When u die, the Watchmojo lady narrates thw top 10 moments of your life as they flash before your eyes

YA novel idea: in a world where everyone is born with a countdown with how many french fries they are allowed to eat before death, one young man (me) is born with an infinity symbol

*reads this post*

I now officially declare you as someone I look up to as a teacher :^

if i ever make an rpg with actual 3d models for the characters this is their idle animation while you pick out their move and the camera orbits around them just like this

I’m goin back to 2010 y’all want anything

Christian theologians who theorize hell as a place of isolation as opposed to a place of torture are definitely way more interesting. I actually really like C.S. Lewis’ depiction of Hell in the great divorce as a vast open plane where individuals are constantly walking further away from each other. They could turn back, and even leave hell at any time, but the type of soul they have become compells them to keep diving into their own isolation, and most that visit heaven find it profoundly painful and go back.

Incorrect use of meme, but-

Bro why the FUCK did your icon turn to look at me

When girls say “Listen, bitch” to another girl they’re likely friends, when they say “Listen, sweetie” they are definitely not friends.