the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
2013: dangan ronpa is an obscure game series in the west which has no official localization and requires a web forum to make year long translation playthrough to experience in any form and it is only known on tumblr and 4chan
2017:
wheze
new political compass go
aaaHHH
I remember so much of this stuff;w;
me
this, just
One of the main reasons for my Athazagoraphobia-
Late reblog but
yes
today is video games’s birthday.
Based on this post.
I guess this is my way of shitposting
owo
I
think I already reblogued this once but
better be safe than sorry-
this Thanksgiving, you should all be thankful for having the internet the way that you do, and not like this.
however, if you don’t vote, this is the future that’s in store for you.
battleforthenet.com
savetheinternet.com
contactingcongress.org
resistbot.io
honestly, i didn’t know i had a crippling weakness for bragging about computers to people in the past until I basically tripped over it
I
I have no words for this, this is just, aaaaaah-
I'll just like--
No u
Yeah-
Thank you so much for this, fam
Y’know that feeling when you wanna cry, but can’t? All that comes out is a little bit, but not enough? That’s how I feel when I want to help, but can’t physically. That’s how I feel when I realize how lucky I am to be here and living. To have as many friends and all here in life. I thank so many people who had entered and left my life, mainly the one who stuck around. I feel so powerless and futile when I can’t even look or meet you, so I help and try to be there through messages. I try so hard it sometimes hurts myself, but it’s worth it. I love my life, even though it has its ups and downs. I love all my friends more than anything in this cruel universe. You don’t even know how serious I am about this. It’s beyond measures. I feel strapped to a table that cannot be broken or escaped, yet I strive somehow. I love this life and I shall live it to the fullest. Screw the rules of normality. I want to be free and special. I want to love every single person who has changed me, good or bad.
All I can say is, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Mainly you guys, you know who you are.
@underart21 @scp-maniac @keiimyeh @cyclicdaydreams @echo-the-echoflower (and oh so many more.)
things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:
“happy birthday” every time i hand them something
“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong
“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced
“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing
referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”
“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages
referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”
“what are they gonna do, fire me?”
Imna just-
@keiimyeh uwu
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DAWW QwQ
NORTHERN SAW WHET OWLS. LITERALLY THE CUTEST FACKING THINGS YOU’LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE.
JUST LOOK AT IT.
IT’S FACKING SMALLER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN HAND
SO SASSAY
LOOK AT DAT FACE
PURE JOY
AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ONE WAS TOO MUCH
CHECK OUT THESE BEAUTIFUL BABIES
DEM EYES CAN PIERCE INTO THE DEEPEST CREVICES OF YOUR SOUL
FRICKIN BUNDLE OF SLEEPY HAPPINESS
FRICKIN LITTLE BUNDLES OF FEATHERS SMOTHERED IN CUTENESS
WITTLE FLUFFY FEETIES WITH TEENY TINY CLAWS
DAT ASS
Black Friday summarized in one low budget meme.
I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)
If everyone was vegetarian there would be a lot less animals
If SpongeBob couldn’t lift the twig with the 2 marshmallows, then how was he able to carry them easily to the weightlifting area?
O u c h
@therainbowiris @kittyelite03 @cyclicdaydreams
You know that feeling of when you see an image from YEARS ago and it causes some old unused part of your brain to light up like a Christmas tree
Yse
i almost cried when i saw this for the first time
tis great owo)
Horror Musical Instrument
This is gold
[singular] y’all
[plural] all y’all