yeah yeah sure Greater Baja Blast is still banned but you know what? fuck the wizard council! i’m gonna invent Supreme Baja Blast, and it’s gonna make Greater Baja Blast look like a piddly little fuckin cantrip, that’s how much i don’t give a shit about what the council says. fuck em
"'Do you really want to?' I didn't ask. 'Do you really?'"
Tagging: @arriaryu
Tagged by @badassbutterfly1987
Rules: Post the last line you wrote and tag the same number of people as words.
"Aleron LaFortier's dead and Cristos was found with the knife."
Tagging: @cyr-frey
I know multiple game maps better than the city I live in.
“Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his hand, in the middle of the night, beneath the stars on the shores of Lake Michigan? If you have, seek professional help. If you have not, then believe you me, it can scare the bejeezus out of you.”
Harry Dresden (Dresden Files: Storm Front)
Morgan: Get off the dinosaur.
Harry: You’re not my dad.
Morgan: Get off the dinosaur now!
Harry: No, I’m on a dinosaur and you’re not.
Reblog and put in the tags: If you could pick a fictional character from absolutely any piece of media In Which They Do Not Say Fuck, and give them the ability to say fuck in canon, who would it be?
Morgan, at 17: I wanna be a Warden!
Morgan, at 120: I wanna sleep for more than 30 minutes at a time!
There's 3 people that are allowed to call him Donald and one of them is dead
Happy Birthday Harry Dresden!
Cʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʀꜱᴇꜱʜᴏᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇɴᴀᴅᴇꜱ. {23}
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