Cyr-frey - Commander Donald Morgan.

Bill: What's your first name?

Morgan: Commander.

Bill: I don't think that's it.

Morgan, pulling a false birth certificate with "Commander" on it out of his coat: Wanna bet.

Carlos: Morgan, come get this spider. I can't get to it.

Morgan: I'm the justice department, not the pest control department

brushie brushie brushie

I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great

Headcanon:

Carlos refers to Morgan as "Uncle Morgan" on a regular basis. Morgan has given up on trying to get him to stop.

Happy Birthday Harry Dresden!

2017 didn’t even feel like a year it was just the 2016 Deluxe™ Expansion Pack.

Nobody:

Morgan: I bet Harry Dresden just committed a heinous crime.

Morgan: I should go check to see how many puppies he's kicked this week.

yeah yeah sure Greater Baja Blast is still banned but you know what? fuck the wizard council! i’m gonna invent Supreme Baja Blast, and it’s gonna make Greater Baja Blast look like a piddly little fuckin cantrip, that’s how much i don’t give a shit about what the council says. fuck em

Good news everybody now that all of my stupid exams are over I can focus all of my time and energy onto replanning and rewriting that 33 chapter fic I wrote 9 chapters of 2 years ago except this time with even more bastards in it