Carlos Ramirez - Blog Posts

There is something of a baby hierarchy in the Wardens

Churchill once said the only thing we have to fear is fear itself, but I think that geese should be feared. They're bastards.

Carlos Ramriez after having his french fries stolen by a goose

Carlos: Morgan, come get this spider. I can't get to it.

Morgan: I'm the justice department, not the pest control department

Morgan: We're screwed.

Carlos: I don't wanna hear that negative attitude.

Morgan: We're screwed!

Carlos: That's more like it!

Carlos: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Morgan?

Morgan: No.

Harry: I do

Carlos: I know, Harry

Harry: I'm sad

Carlos: I know, Harry

Anastasia: You’re smiling, did something happen?

Morgan: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?

Carlos: Harry tripped and fell in the parking lot. 

Alternatively, 

Carlos: Morgan, I think I figured out why you’re such a dick. You have updog.

Morgan: No.