That One Episode Where He Got Shot And The Guy That Shot Him Was Torturing Him With Like. Moral Philosophy

First instinct: Ed.

AITA for wanting to spend time with my terminal friend?

I (53M) pretended to die in a fire so my best friend won’t be alone during the last few months he has on Earth and he called me an ass at my funeral, but I did it FOR him because if I didn’t I’d have to go back to jail. AITA here?

Edit: the jail time was for a little felony, I just drove a car into my ex’s house, no one got hurt.

Edit: yeah it was on purpose but my friend forgave me so it doesn’t matter

Edit: Okay some of you think you’re soooo clever, which is why you’re on the internet judging other people’s lives instead of doing something interesting or useful. So sad how you only have one way to feel big.

Edit: yes my bestie really is dying. yes it’s a little gay. yes he’s my enabler. people can be all three, it’s the twenty-first century.

Edit: stop upvoting u/aussiedoc and u/parkpuncher, they don’t know me, they’re lying. flooding a hospital would be so juvenile, I would never do that.

edit: seriously how am I the bad guy, what was I supposed to do, let my man kick off alone? you people are terrible.

edit: okay it’s a lot gay.

omg i can’t believe lemony snicket really co-wrote one of the songs on taylor swift’s new midnights album

I will never be over Pippa telling Theo that they could never be together because if one of them fell the other would fall with them instead of being able to help them and then Boris just fucking picking Theo up and getting his feet sturdy on the ground, Boris just fucking does exactly what Pippa says she couldn’t. Boris doesn’t let himself fall with Theo, he saves Theo and the painting, he saves Theo by saving the painting. Boris saves Theo in the exact way Pippa tells him she couldn’t and wouldn’t be a suitable partner because of her incapability to do so.

coming soon to a tumblr dashboard near you: a house md crack video by yours truly

holding back tears as i block the beautiful women who are following me. im sorry ladies its just that youre not real.

keep a calendar, this way you will always know.

Destiel is dust compared to the little gay Cowboy and little gay Roman from night at the museum too btw

Sorry for inactivity, crazy busy recently :( I watched tbosas and fell headfirst back into my hunger games phase - been fully rereading the books too so take some art