Strangers in Lively Town
Took me half a year to complete 🤪
Listen, I’m convinced you could put Barry’s name and a copy pasta down afterwards and it would sound like a Reverse Flash monologue. Or just any meme.
Thawne: “Barry! What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”
Barry: “…”
Oh my god I love it
Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL
Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”
Oliver: “oh come on Batman you identity isn’t that special.”
Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”
Oliver: blue screens
Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”
Random Thoughts:
Ok so to be honest I did have a thought but as I was typing it went away so now I have nothing and I’m just typing.
The thought is still there but like to buried for me to get at and type about so it’s gone.
Hope everyone has a good night
All of these have been from the first comic of the series by the way. This all happened in one comic!!! And the entire first arc is so interesting to me.
Ok so second issue
Clark is dying!!!!
I feel like the panels speak for themselves. Like my heart!! I wish people would let Batman be caring more often. Thank you Mark Waid!
Ok one more then I have to drive.
I’ve skipped ahead quite a bit but here is Hal Jordan and Alfred being mind controlled.
This art is just absolutely gorgeous
(Also help, help me why is…)
What I love most about these two pages is the lighting. God the way the light just flies off Hal’s ring just looks so beautiful. How the green light reflects off of each character. How the bat computer’s light illuminates Alfred and Nezha in a sinister way. Just gorgeous.
I love these artists!!
Crazy Time Shenanigans
The Trinity get de aged by a rogue wizard and now the rest of the JL have to deal with it. The Trinity doesn’t remember being superheroes. I’m gonna put them all at like 7. They gotta deal with Diana and Bruce just wanting to explore the space station cause this is Diana’s first time away from Themyscira and yeah she’s a bit scared but there’s so many things and she wants to explore. And Bruce is amazed cause holy crap he’s in space!! And Clark is the only one actually scared cause he wants his mom and dad. Basically they act way different than what the JL was expecting.
Zatanna says that the spell should go away on its own eventually so it’s the JL being babysitters till then.
I swear this spawned from exhaustion and a sadness that super-sons is gone forever. Idk again probably needs more building but I think it could be funny.
Making a “people know” one for Clark.
Clark stopped a tree from falling on a kid during a field trip. The family sent flowers and pies to the Kent’s afterwards.
A woman saw Clark zip into his apartment when she was watering her plants late at night.
He helped a kid get their cat out of a tree as Clark, and the kid noticed that he floated down when he thought no one was looking.
I think it’d be funny to see Dick “Holy [Insert Situation-Relevant-Noun] Batman!” Grayson meet Billy “Holy Moley!” Batson, I think they would get along well
It's not easy being the new Batriarchy of the family â•®(╯▽╰)â•
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