People Say Dolphins Are Smart But There Not Smart Enough To Not Be Shity Grey Rubber Tubes Flappin About

16 HABITS TO MAKE YOU POOR IN HATCHETFEILD!!!!!

Base +additional reason

I’m sorry the base was too perfect I had to also it was really fun drawing all the hatchetfeild characters (also this was my first time properly drawing Ted to be posted I think??? Idk I’m not happy with it I’m sorry teddy boy I’ll do u better next time <\\3)

google search how to act normal

google search how often should i blink

google search what am i supposed to say after i say whats up and they say not much

google search how close is it normal to stand

google search am i offputting

if the sniggles had Tumblr

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just saw this sniggle next to me straight up sleeping on the job?? straight up not even eyes open sleeping. is blinky slacking right now or is his eye broken or what???

🪻 onlyafeweyes Follow

hey op. is the sniggle okay?? I had a friend who dozed off on the job and he got fucking smited. pls update

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oh yeah he's dead now lol. dw he was a bitch idrc

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hot take but I don't think pokotho should've incorporated hidgens's song into inevitable...

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okay??? fuck you?????

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hatchetfield should stop putting all these skinny bitches in the honey queen festival. gimme some chubby ladies. some plus sized baddies.

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real and true. reblog

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make honey queens fat again

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'wiggly could only take root in america' I mean if we turned him into tea we could probably get the british too tbh. who's up for black fridaying the british

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you just didn't like made in america. gonna smite you rq

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TF IS WILBUR CROSS DOING ON MY POST??? IM SO SORRY KING I LOVE YOU SM NO OFFENSE INTENDED

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what is this place? who are you all talking about? who are the lords in black?

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HANNAH YOU NEED TO LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW

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how the fucky-wucky did you even get accounts here?

A Star Is Born

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don’t have to choose what it is if they can’t make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you’re just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone’s relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that’s what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

King Henry VIII of England?

over winter break i started making these silly (stupid) arcane comics and ive decided im going to finish them

I have no excuse

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

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