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stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!
it’s a shit posting kinda night but you cannot convince me that Valdemar does not crawl on all fours going up the stairs
13.12.2020
My physiology notes turned out so nice! It was definitely not efficient, but I had fun so .. eh.
Controversial imagine… Valdemar with their ears and neck exposed…
outrageous,,,
my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as “between a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have children” so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like “you filed married last year” he was like “you changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kids” and they told him “you know who that law was for” and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
since the dawn of time immemorial, humans have wondered, “what happened before the beginning of history?” the answer… is “fungus, mostly.” unfortunately, the mycorrhicene era has ended, giving way to the meatier, louder, and less efficient anthropocene. but what if i told you. we could bring it back? (shoots you with a spore dart)
ITS THE
FINAL BRAIN CELL
*kazoo solo*
The Countess (fixd!)
(So, @toomuchtoquestion brought to my attention that i had whitewashed nadia in my original piece. I, because im a dumdum, had not looked at any source pic of nadia to make this and i didn’t think to make a proper check before posting it online, so i’ve tried to fix it as best as i could. I have deleted the original post and would appreciate it v much if everyone who liked/reblogged it deleted it too, and reblogged this one instead, thank you!)
A long furby
do you think Valdemar would like a Furby?
Good 'ol Iggy
There's a new picrew that I'm honestly so happy to see! So I guess I'll start a little game!
Use the link to recreate your oc!
https://picrew.me/image_maker/395214
Tagging: @kenjii-kasane7-blog @whatissleepeven @essenceofspace @lucifers-human and anyone else who's interested!!
Interesting combo, I must be strong if I managed to survive that pillow fight enough to spend my life with someone lol
Go stargazing with : Travel the realms with :
Have pillow fights with : Spend your life with :
What did you get? ;)
Take a screenshot and share your results!
Vulgora stans come get y’all juice
Stick bug being happy :>
Red Mouse By: QF Rowan
Not gonna specifically tag anyone...but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.
when parasite said the rich can afford to be kind, when parasite said global warming is most catastrophic for those least responsible, when parasite said the rich are the ones with access to sunlight, when parasite said the efforts of the working class are invisible to their exploiters, when parasite said water only ever flows from the rich down to the poor and never in reverse, when parasite said the rich are the real parasites for leeching off of their workers' labour
credit to u/bizarre_user on reddit
"I don't believe I would have ever seen myself saying this, but in all honesty, I love you."
im SAVING REALITY, jules
with my ASS
(related to we are not friends post-story tales, he totally entertained the devil how you think he did)
Bathe together or stay dirty?🛀 My Asra Alnazar(the Arcana game) cosplay ph by Rina
Plague
Not tagged, but here's Iggy!
Tagging: @beetlebasher @temmys-valdemar-blog
TAG GAME
I think is funny and cute and also I have 0 interactions since I deleted my old blog
let’s do our apprentices with this cute picrew
@blues-disasters @siren-of-vesuvia
Vulgora is the biggest simp out of all of the Courtiers
Ok hear me out; valdemar with their child. But their child is now a rebellious teenager and is super smart so they come up with the most brilliant ways to just piss off their parent. They still have a super good relationship but maybe the child got more of MC’s ideals and morality than valdemars?
Ahahaha I love this ♥️
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“MC, please tell your offspring-” / “Oh, so when they do something good they’re ‘our beloved child’ but when they do something bad it’s ‘my offspring’? Very mature of you, Valdemar…” / “*growling*”
When the child was little they had a period when they didn’t understand why neither mom nor dad applied to Valdemar și they started calling them “Doctor” because that’s what they heard everyone call them. Valdemar found it endearing.
Now, as a teenager, not so much. There is a limit to how many times this demon can walk in and see their child sitting in the middle of a mess and look up at them and go “What’s up, Doc?”.
The child also learned pretty quickly that other people seem to be very afraid of Valdemar. So guess which parent is somehow the only one available to be called in when they get in trouble at school? Yeah, that’s how they get away with everything.
The following conversation happens pretty often:
Valdemar: I find it hard to understand why you of all people seem to have made it your life’s mission to test the limits of my patience…
Child: 'Cuz I know you won’t do anything.
Valdemar:…and why is that?
Child: BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME, HA!
Valdemar: *fuming, storms out of the room*
When they were young and throwing a tantrum Valdemar used to walk out of the room and tell them “Come talk to me after you regain your rationality”. The kid now does exactly the same when Valdemar tries to lecture them about something. They say it’s impolite and the child says “Well I learned it from you~”. More growling.
At some point when Valdemar was angry at them they said “Easy there, Maleficent, you’re almost spitting fire and this dungeon is flammable”. Valdemar had to step outside and scream.
Their bickering is extremely funny but only you are allowed to laugh, the others get life threats. Well, Valdemar tried it once with you too but you were like “Nah, not working, after screwing a demon and carrying another one in my womb, nothing scares me anymore”. Ok, good point, you win this one, MC.
But the no. 1 fan of their showdowns is the Devil. He’s having the time of his life watching the two. Once he even brought popcorn. Valdemar kicked him out more than once.
At some point they actually looked at the child, who apparently inherited their famous grin, and went:
Despite all that, every day when the child leaves for school they go and hug Valdemar while saying “Be good and don’t kill anyone today. I love you~” and they hug them back and tell them “Be good and stop using me to scare your teachers. I love you too~”. None of those things happen and they know it but it’s their thing and it’s adorable.
*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*
I currently don't have AC and its an atrocious 103 outside and humid as balls. I miss spring and fall and living where other seasons actually happened, instead of varying degrees of Summer
Vulgora
Where are all the Vulgora x MC fanfics at? Kinkshame me.