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best actor goes to my cat for their sensationally convincing portrayal of “starving Dickensian orphan begging and foraging in the streets of London” in the daytime drama You Have Been Fed Already, Asshole
There is something so beautiful about woman dressed in historical clothing that’s usually only worn by men.
Like, a man wearing historical fashion: eh, ok I guess, I mean it’s still cool cause- history! but still just ok…
But a woman: More beautiful than Aphrodite, a queen! I aspire to look like this. Woman, honestly, can pull of historical men’s historical fashion so well, and they all look like queens and badasses.
A New Hampshire Republican State Representative anonymously created the “Red Pill” subreddit.
Wow.
I like politics and all but imagine ~the Arcana~
Because apparently no one except for a select few people (I love you guys so much, you’re the best!) are actually interested in my OC and are only here for the icons. …I feel used, but I also enjoy making the icons, so here you go. xD
Hopefully, Tumblr won’t botch the quality. >.> If you use one, please reblog this so the icons can reach more people! :3
this man’s commitment to his one-eyed life is so endearing,,, julian your eye still works. baby. you’re among friends. please
So beautiful!
Ah yes the enslaved perfection
Cztery struny skrzypiec, 1914.
“Four Strings of the Violin"
Edward Okuń (Polish, 1872–1945)
Oil on canvas
Me: *looks at something unclean*
My brain: gross! stop touching it
Me: I’m not? Wh-
Brain: go wash you hands! ew!
Me: okay????
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
Wine, Friend, and butter? weird.
Wine and butter wont be hard, a friend however, haven’t made one yet after 3 years of moving to a totally different state. #EverydayisQuarantine
I was looking so hard to find them that when i switched the image, i saw them from the corner of my eye and they spooked me.
I haven’t played Lucio’s route but I imagine it’s exactly like this
I couldn’t resist I’m sorry! Original TikTok by spookyleechdoctor, idea from @faust-the-danger-noodle
As a language nut, that would be amazing!
for requests, I have a Concept: Portia tries to teach an enthusiastic MC Nivenese/Nevivonian/her native language (I just think this would be adorable). potential bonus round: they have a baby, and want to raise it bilingual (I can just imagine MC quietly swooning over the sound of Portia speaking/singing to the baby in Nivenese, it'd be so so soft)
i have a hard rule that i dont do anything abt having kids, BUT! i can get u some headcanons of:
Portia Teaching MC Nevivonian/Her Native Language
Portia patiently sitting down with MC and teaching them different words and pronunciations.
Finding it equal parts endearing and hilarious when they give their best attempt to tell her something sweet in it and absolutely butcher it.
“Ermmmmmm, you know that means anus right? “
Trying to teach MC how to roll their R’s and ending up giving them That Face when they accidentally spit on her in their attempt.
She puts little pieces of paper all over Every item in their home with the Nevivion language word for it, which helps MC recognize objects until Pepi rolls around on them and moves them.
Teaching MC her favorite shanties and songs in Nevivonian and they sing them together while gardening.
She starts with the curse words, she knows they’re the most important words of any language to know.
MC trying to flirt with Portia in Nevivionian just leads to her breaking down in uncontrollable laughter.
She’s always patient though, and she gives MC as many lessons as it takes and is always looking for teachable moments to tell MC new words or to speak to them in it.
“Mercedes DROP THE POMEGRANATE- MC, in Nevivonic, Pomegranate is___”
you know, for all I joke about quarantine being my normal life, I never realised how much I liked having the option to go out if I want to.
Wow! very detailed and very interesting!
Ok, I’m to preface this that I am not at ALL a student of medicine or science I am just a humble blogger who really likes diseases, literary analysis, and the science behind death. This will also be a STUPIDLY long post so I am letting you all live by putting it behind a readmore this time
This goes without saying but there is a content warning to this. I’m talking about death, stages of decay, rotting, corpses, vomit, and other gross medical stuff. There will be NO images however. I subjected myself to viewing those images and I will not condemn you all to view them.
I’m going to start this off making sure everyone is on the same page and post an image from the art book about the Red Plague itself
So let’s start with the canonical facts about the plague first
Average life expectancy was 3-7 days once symptoms show, Averages are also liars which means it could’ve taken a little bit more than 7 days or under 3 days to die.
Spread by the plague beetles, exact method of transfer is unknown but Julian was force fed one and contracted the plague however they are safe to keep in containment.
Plague beetles also infected nonhuman objects like the water supply which is shown as a thick ichor. This ichor no longer possesses infectious properties at the time of the story
Julian believed that it had to do with a corruption in the blood hence the usage of leeches
The Lazarus started as a containment center before becoming a crematorium, meaning people believed that it was spread from contact or things like that
HOWEVER This is not the first appearance of the plague as it would show up at locations Lucio stayed for too long but no note if it spread from these locations.
It’s not a disease, its a curse.
So, this is one nasty plague on our hands. Most diseases that are this lethal would never be able to spread as much as it did unless it could spread from corpse contact or through other means like a carrier. I think that it could be spread through a combination of both which would add an additional need for cremation.
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Made me with the Adrisona Maker ----> ♥
tiktok feels like gentrified vine. ive only ever seen teens on there with like really nice bedrooms covered in led strip lights and tyler the creator posters
hey everyone! so i’m making an online arcana cards against humanity deck for future shenanigans, and i’d love some suggestions for cards to make it as big as possible! please add some ideas and i will put them in the deck and then hopefully we can all have some fun with them later to get us through this collective global hell :))))))
....And my clumsy-ass will just make a mess everywhere
Champagne on fire 🔥
a waffle house has closed.
I found a reference pic of a guy doing bedroom eyes to the mirror while applying guyliner and I suddenly had to paint Lucio
Four illustrations I made for @dinzine ! SO fun ;w;
Do you think that aliens would have the capacity to train their bodies past what is required for survival?
Most of humanity's ability to train our body to the extreme is due to the right mindset. And even then, very few jobs (in the grand scheme of career choices) require an extremely elite body. To an alien, it wouldn't make much sense to torture your body for that summer beach look.
So even if an alien wanted to do that, do you think they'd have the same mental capacity that a human would?
Don't even get me started on adrenaline, endorphins, and exercise addiction.
The concept of a human getting addicted to the hormones and chemicals their body releases under stress is scary, even to a human.
I don't know much about exercise theory so tell me your thoughts on this!
Absolutely beautiful! Please check out this artist ♥
Peaches the Boa 🍑🌿
A commission for Michaela! I drew the same snake one year ago, and was blessed with the opportunity to redraw her. I’m so grateful that I was able to capture Peaches’ beautiful color more accurately this time around, the difference in my art style from just a year ago is mind-blowing. Thank you so much, Michaela. You’re the best!
Prints of this beautiful girl will be available next month in my Etsy!
Instagram / Etsy / Redbubble / Facebook / dA
I literally made this account to share how much i love this!
Valdemar:
Apprentice: Stop staring at me with em big ‘ol eyes
Valdemar:
Super late to the game...but so true
The Arcana cast as vines
Alternate title: book xiii ruined me so i needed to make content to cheer myself but i can neither draw or write so here’s a vine compilation
Edit: Part 2 out now!