God I Want Dnp To Go Ghost Hunting So Bad Like REAL Paranormal Investigation Shit

POV: Dan coming home to the phouse after being on tour

someone should ban green from Phil and ban Dan from leaving Phil alone ever again

she phil on my amazing until i dye every fuckass thing in the phouse green

Dan and Phil NEED to play Dream Daddy again.

im so sorry for this

Reasons I’ve heard why Princess Kate is “missing” in no particular order:

• BBL

• facelift

• prepping for going on The Masked Singer

• growing out a bad fringe

• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)

• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)

• they’re getting a divorce

•induced coma

• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us

• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.

• she’s recovering from abdominal surgery on medical advice (booooooo)

Dnp get a cat > dnp get a dog

asking the important questions