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if there are any boston or boston adjacent phannies who want to be friends let me know cuz i need some phannie friends

Sister Daniel and Father Philip

the thing about dan and phil fans is we represent both the decidedly worst aspect of rpf and the absolute best case end scenario. dan and phil suffered more than any other "target" of rpf because not only are they one of the most shipped pairings of all time, they're also online celebrities and thus saw most of the shit their fans were posting. but at the same time they're also the only truly big rpf ship that ended up being actually real

im so sorry for this

you know what else people RSVP for? weddings.

😁😁😁😁

recently had a dream that dan and phil both changed their pronouns to "phey/phem" on all of their social media. i think i'm too far gone

in the phouse. straight up “whisking it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My pinofs

like/reblog if you're part of THE PHAGENDA

decided i'm not doing enough dan and phil shit with my life already (lol) so i set up a dnp tumblr community cause i think it can become a cool feature and i want to partake in beta testing it

right now you can't request to join a community i have to like manually invite everyone (kms) and the member limit is 500 (though if we hit that we can request to have the limit upped) but i might set up a google form or something for people to submit their username if they want to join, i feel like that might be the easiest way of making sure i don't miss anyone

communities also need like mods and shit, and i think you can have more than one admin? i'm not sure yet i'm still looking into all this. but i think it can be a good solution to the eternal tumblr problem of 'oh my god getting to know people on here is a nightmare'. i see a lot of people on other platforms who want to join the tumblr phandom but they just don't know how to get into the community cause as much as i adore this website it's just not well built for that as of now. we'll see how it goes! i think it'll be fun :3

idk if anyone else has made a dnp one yet but i haven't seen one, so. also there can be a million of them but this is one option

i'll make a more "official" post later but for now this is more of a hiii... anyone think this sounds fun......

sometimes im embarrassed to admit i like dan and phil but then i remember that they are the literally embodiment of true love and I'm not embarrassed anymore

ty ly bb 🧡

me right now

x

HELL YEAH

:3

Phil's "we've known each other our whole lives" AU

phannies: hundreds of words analysing the themes and motifs of "Slime", the implications of Baphomet being portrayed, queerness and the parallels between dnpc's imagery and tarot cards in extemely well written and interesting essays

dan:

*insert that one photo of the lesbians doing makeup*

hi does anyone have the wad livestream

Something something the night changes

Phil loving that picture where him and Dan were just having fun taking silly pictures during lockdown so much is making me feel things

Some important phannie vocabulary and phrases (in no particular order):

Words:

Craft/Crafting

Babuse

Phouse

Phass

Ladydoor

Yap/Yapping

Protip

Bub/Bubby

Microwave

Placenta

Glabella

Slit

Llama

Susan

Whisk

Lion

Whiskers

Ribena

Phivorce

Delia Smith

Capital£ester

Uma Thurman

Melapples

Lexicon

Literally

Onomatopoeia

Phrases:

It hits different

Heart eyes Howell

Love eyes Lester

"This guy"

Hey buddy

You in London?

Hobbit hair

Something something night changes

Phil trash #1

All or nothing

Girl in Prague

Breaking the sound barrier

Hello, my name is {Dan}

Try new things

Reasons why Dan's a fail (yay)

Right in the Florida

Dip and Pip

The builders

What can I say?

Inserts:

Ph-*insert almost anything here*

*Insert literally anything here*-ussy

The *insert noun here* fic

Get the *insert noun here* out for the lads

You will get through this *insert noun here*

Please leave additional words and/or phrases in the tags and I will have them to the list! <3

babuse?

Yes Phil

dan, susan and carl are not real. they are featureless limbless cartoon balls in a video game. it’s really really okay. i promise.