This Feels Like A Two-part Story, Somehow In His Quest To Find Money (in A Sexy Way) He Accidentally

asking the important questions

the thing about dan and phil fans is we represent both the decidedly worst aspect of rpf and the absolute best case end scenario. dan and phil suffered more than any other "target" of rpf because not only are they one of the most shipped pairings of all time, they're also online celebrities and thus saw most of the shit their fans were posting. but at the same time they're also the only truly big rpf ship that ended up being actually real

i wonder if Phil's birthday candle is still playing this music

oh no Capita£esters sugar baby has also gotten loose ! What will they do???

Oh no Capita£ester had been set loose ! What trouble will he get up to???

Dip and pip !!!

im so sorry for this

i love fish biology youtube

viewfinder vs real life

If anyone at ALL happens to NOT have a link to ii... and DOESN'T wanna share it with me... and they WOULDN'T DM ME with any sort of link or anything....... you know

What a power couple....