Recently Had A Dream That Dan And Phil Both Changed Their Pronouns To "phey/phem" On All Of Their Social

If anyone at ALL happens to NOT have a link to ii... and DOESN'T wanna share it with me... and they WOULDN'T DM ME with any sort of link or anything....... you know

Whatever you do, do NOT give Phil Lester your phone number

oh no Capita£esters sugar baby has also gotten loose ! What will they do???

Oh no Capita£ester had been set loose ! What trouble will he get up to???

decided i'm not doing enough dan and phil shit with my life already (lol) so i set up a dnp tumblr community cause i think it can become a cool feature and i want to partake in beta testing it

right now you can't request to join a community i have to like manually invite everyone (kms) and the member limit is 500 (though if we hit that we can request to have the limit upped) but i might set up a google form or something for people to submit their username if they want to join, i feel like that might be the easiest way of making sure i don't miss anyone

communities also need like mods and shit, and i think you can have more than one admin? i'm not sure yet i'm still looking into all this. but i think it can be a good solution to the eternal tumblr problem of 'oh my god getting to know people on here is a nightmare'. i see a lot of people on other platforms who want to join the tumblr phandom but they just don't know how to get into the community cause as much as i adore this website it's just not well built for that as of now. we'll see how it goes! i think it'll be fun :3

idk if anyone else has made a dnp one yet but i haven't seen one, so. also there can be a million of them but this is one option

i'll make a more "official" post later but for now this is more of a hiii... anyone think this sounds fun......

Sometimes I struggle to comprehend that Phil in his really old videos when he had full dyed-black emo hair is the same person as Phil now

Another absolute banger I love it when they just do silly games that are meant to be competitive but since they both think the other person is absolutely hilarious they just laugh for 10 min straight

sometimes im embarrassed to admit i like dan and phil but then i remember that they are the literally embodiment of true love and I'm not embarrassed anymore

alright clowns it’s another day

🕯️🕯️dnpg🕯️🕯️

Some important phannie vocabulary and phrases (in no particular order):

Words:

Craft/Crafting

Babuse

Phouse

Phass

Ladydoor

Yap/Yapping

Protip

Bub/Bubby

Microwave

Placenta

Glabella

Slit

Llama

Susan

Whisk

Lion

Whiskers

Ribena

Phivorce

Delia Smith

Capital£ester

Uma Thurman

Melapples

Lexicon

Literally

Onomatopoeia

Phrases:

It hits different

Heart eyes Howell

Love eyes Lester

"This guy"

Hey buddy

You in London?

Hobbit hair

Something something night changes

Phil trash #1

All or nothing

Girl in Prague

Breaking the sound barrier

Hello, my name is {Dan}

Try new things

Reasons why Dan's a fail (yay)

Right in the Florida

Dip and Pip

The builders

What can I say?

Inserts:

Ph-*insert almost anything here*

*Insert literally anything here*-ussy

The *insert noun here* fic

Get the *insert noun here* out for the lads

You will get through this *insert noun here*

Please leave additional words and/or phrases in the tags and I will have them to the list! <3

she phil on my amazing until i dye every fuckass thing in the phouse green