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if they're not insane and covered in blood I don't want them

Klaus: I think all men should start in prison and have to prove their way out

Diego: That would mean you too

Klaus: Dont tell me my gender

we talk a lot about klaus, luther, and diego having no brain cells and being dumbasses but i think we failed to appreciate the absolute goddamn stupidity of allison being told multiple times that they were in a completely different timeline where nothing about their normal lives exists anymore, and then her immediately turning around and being like 'yeah but theres no reason as to why if i broke into my old house that my daughter wouldn't be there anymore right' like TF U THINK THAT MEANT

lila: he's your son.

diego: ?! no he's NOT

*some episodes later*

diego: he's my son!!

lila: lol no he's not

Klaus telling Diego he "barely got out with his life" when Hazel and Cha-Cha tortured him back in S1 but now we know he probably actually did die a couple of times in the process and just CAME BACK TO LIFE WITHOUT EVEN REALISING ?? Klaus ?? 😭😭