darkhologramartisan

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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

"describe why you'd be a good fit for this role" well umm i really like jacking off all the time to the point where it's a problem

Also insane considering they banned russia, but israel is allowed

this shit is extra disgusting considering that famously Very Extremely European Nation Israel is participating in Eurovision while it actively carries out a genocide. wiping out whole families with a half dozen children under the age of 13 by dropping bombs on them while they're asleep is is a-ok but being inspired by a Russian woman is enough to get you declared public enemy number one.

This 'impossible' crane shot from Mikhail Kalatozov's SOY CUBA (1964) ...

IS the greatest and quite remarkable one shot scene of them all.

i feel stupid for not dedicating my life to scamming idiots out of their money over the internet. its like the new gold rush

i’m so glad i’ve spent the last 10 years of my life in this website

4 hours of sleep 8 hour shift barely scraping by rent lets get this bread ladies. Whos rising and grinding like us? Live to its fullest honey pedal to the metal

this got Numbers on twitter so i’m posting here cause i literally have nothing else going on but working on my webcomic which you can read here and support here

Giving yourself a subcutaneous injection is insanely easy and forgiving. If they weren't, pharmacies wouldn't prescribe you your own meds to inject at home with less than 10 minutes of instruction. I've been doing my own weekly for years with at most bruising/bleeding from fucking it up.

I'd never give myself anything IV, but subQ/intra is totally fine to do yourself.

i find myself resonating with this phrase a lot of the time

I think some of you are not being genuine about your sexual perversions

Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

u think alien pornstars shave their pubes into crop circles

i understand that some people are traumatized (i use this word genuinely, not glibly!) by growing up in social circles where if you had the wrong opinion on steven universe all your friends would stop talking to you forever. but you have Got to stop channeling that energy into aggressively demanding validation for all your media tastes from strangers who you see criticising them. it is a deeply unpleasant way to act!

the fact that "bicurious" is an option on feeld is really funny to me

i can't say the word mogged/mogging without thinking of "butt mogged these boomers today"

the mind virus that makes armpit guys draw them like a weird pussy was manufactured by the CIA

normal way to feel

is this politics

new posca painting

if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died

How it feels to do anal without lube

incredible website

oh I see. it was the crime of wanting. that's why I deserve it.

i think generally speaking its important to remember most relationship advice/AITA-style stories posted online are partially or entirely fake and made up and designed in a lab to piss you off and bait other people into arguing with you for being pissed off and should generally be avoided other than to read as fiction and make fun of.

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!